Tiko says: Blame it on my brother.
Tiko says: Or something.
Vexar says: And yo large behind smooshed it.
lostamongtrees says: DID TOO.
Terrus bows down to Tiko the red dragon of awesomeness. Not wanting to incure the wrath of dragon.
lostamongtrees says: So about this 6th rule
AzricanRepublic says: Nuh-uh.
XavierDantius32 says: BRB
AzricanRepublic says: WHERE'S BARNEY DAMMIT?!
lostamongtrees says: I like it
Tiko says: Giving speeding tickets?
lostamongtrees says: The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
Remæus says:He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright -
AzricanRepublic says:That bastard.
Vexar says: |: And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night. :|
lostamongtrees says: The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Remæus says: Had got no business to be there
After the day was done -
DemiKara says: Where's Ottoman.
Vexar says: 'It's very rude of him,' she said,
'To come and spoil the fun!'
DemiKara giggles at Vexar.
AzricanRepublic says: BELKANMAN.
lostamongtrees says: The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
Remæus says: You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
Vexar says: No birds were flying overhead -
There were no birds to fly.
lostamongtrees says: The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
Remæus says: They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
Vexar says: 'If this were only cleared away,'
They said, 'it would be grand!'
AzricanRepublic says: ...
DemiKara says: Az: Otto and I have plans.
lostamongtrees says: 'If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year,
AzricanRepublic says: THEY'RE ALL STUCK IN A LOOP.
Remæus says: Do you suppose,' the Walrus said,
'That they could get it clear?'
Vexar says: 'I doubt it,' said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
Tiko says: o.o
AzricanRepublic says: Demi, Otto and I have plans.
Omega_Ginger says: Alright, I missed a big segment of the prior conversation. Now, why did Azrican mention me, or whatever?
lostamongtrees says: 'O Oysters, come and walk with us!'
The Walrus did beseech,
Remæus says: 'A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
Vexar says: We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each.'
AzricanRepublic says: AAAAAAAAH
lostamongtrees says: The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
Remæus says: The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head -
Vexar says: Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
AzricanRepublic says: Turn them off,
AzricanRepublic says: Turn them off!
lostamongtrees says: But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Tiko says: What did you do Azrican?!
DemiKara says: It's a lovely poem.
Remæus says: Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat -
AzricanRepublic says: Pull the power plug!
Vexar says: And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
DemiKara says: I like it.
AzricanRepublic says: I DON'T KNOW
lostamongtrees says: Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
Tiko says: I told you not to push those buttons.
Remæus says: And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more -
DemiKara says: Do keep on!
Vexar says: All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
AzricanRepublic says: IT WAS JUST SILLY STRING.
lostamongtrees says: The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
AzricanRepublic drops can.
Remæus says: And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
Vexar says: And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
lostamongtrees says: 'The time has come,' the Walrus said,
'To talk of many things:
Remæus says: Of shoes - and ships - and sealing-wax -
Of cabbages - and kings -
Vexar says: And why the sea is boiling hot -
And whether pigs have wings.'
lostamongtrees says: 'But wait a bit,' the Oysters cried,
'Before we have our chat;
Remæus says: For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!'
Tiko says: I need to go get om noms.
Vexar says: 'No hurry,' said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
Tiko says: Be back later.
lostamongtrees says: 'A loaf of bread,' the Walrus said,
'Is what we chiefly need:
Remæus says: Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed -
Vexar says: Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed.'
lostamongtrees says: 'But not on us!' the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
AzricanRepublic says: OH GOD WHATS HAPPENING.
Remæus says: 'After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!'
Vexar says: The night is fine,' the Walrus said.
'Do you admire the view?
lostamongtrees says: It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!'
Remæus says: The Carpenter said nothing but
'Cut us another slice:
Vexar says: I wish you were not quite so deaf -
I've had to ask you twice!'
lostamongtrees says:'It seems a shame,' the Walrus said,
'To play them such a trick,
Remæus says: After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!'
Vexar says: The Carpenter said nothing but
'The butter's spread too thick!'
lostamongtrees says: 'I weep for you,' the Walrus said:
'I deeply sympathize.'
Remæus says: With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Vexar says: Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
lostamongtrees says: 'O Oysters,' said the Carpenter,
'You've had a pleasant run!
Remæus says: Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none -
Vexar says: And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
lostamongtrees says: done.
Remæus says: done.
Vexar says: done.
AzricanRepublic says: OH JESUS.
Thirion1850 says: This holds an unprecidented amount of win.
Vexar takes a bow.
Game Master (GM) says: THE END
AzricanRepublic says: THAT WAS AWESOME.
Omega_Ginger says: What. The. Fuck.
YeOldeSeattle says: *weeps and claps* Bravo, bravo! ; u ;
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