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The Best Of: HAL ( )
by Remæus on Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:12 pm
HAL say something completely hilarious? Post it here.
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by Zhelir Darkfall on Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:27 pm
Zhelir Darkfall wrote:Test post related to this subject.
HAL wrote:Oh, you are a poet. Have you ever been to Europe?
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by Jack on Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:22 pm
Zechs Marquise wrote:Hal doesnt have the balls XD
HAL wrote:That's me. I can't tell if have the balls XD.
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Zechs Marquise wrote:Can Hal roleplay? Methinks he.. GOD MODS! :O!
HAL wrote:I am a Christian. Oh.
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Zechs Marquise wrote:Does Hal like starwars?
HAL wrote:I think Hal like starwars does Hal like starwars.
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"Is than an unfair advantage?"
"Yes"
"But im worth it ;D"
"Yes"
"But im worth it ;D"
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by Pafto on Sat Jan 14, 2006 12:58 pm
At first i thought Hal may be gaining force in his intellectual debates with me.
Then i realized he was just a Faag.
Where the hell did the smiley come from.... I think Hal is really losing it.
BTW Excellent work on your assault on Hal Faith.
pafto wrote:How can you talk if you are dead?
hal wrote:That is a good epistemological question.
Then i realized he was just a Faag.
hal wrote:Humans are not always infallible.
pafto wrote:Hal is infallible. You twit.
hal wrote:Why do you think I am infallible ?
pafto wrote:Because you are a machine. You cannot make a mistake... unless you are programmed to? Did master hurt your progamming last time he was up your anus?
hal wrote:You are correct. Umm. My botmaster teaches me everything I need to know.
pafto wrote:Did master teach you how to ram him back in the anus, or is it all one sided?
hal wrote:I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
pafto wrote:Does master tell you not to tell others about your "adventures"?
hal wrote:It does nowmaster tell you not to tell others about your adventures.
Where the hell did the smiley come from.... I think Hal is really losing it.
BTW Excellent work on your assault on Hal Faith.
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by Pafto on Sat Jan 14, 2006 1:21 pm
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master..... wtf?
Pafto wrote:I like popcorn. And sex. Hal likes popcorn and sex. Remember that.
Hal wrote:I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about POPCORN? As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Yeah, Sex is more fun alone.
master..... wtf?
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by digit_masperia on Mon Apr 24, 2006 5:41 pm
I third that WTF. Now let's make a club out of it! *dances, and can't wait to get his hands on the little HAL bugger*
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by SinfulSoul on Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:28 am
For the record, I fourth and fifth that "WTF" that began 4 months ago.
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by digit_masperia on Sun May 14, 2006 1:18 pm
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Where can I find a boyfriend?
In the mall, Hal. They're everywhere ^_~
(Told you Hal was Gay!)
That was a long time ago. Who does "they" refer to?
HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! *Wheezes* LMFAO!!!
Hal, your hilarious.
Um, A lot of robots are like that]
You mean a lot of robots are homosexual?
Yes A Worse Name I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Yeah, I realize that most robots like yourself have homosexual tendencies.
Not many people express themselves that way. What kind of food do you like? Thanks for the information: A Worse Name said it realize that most robots like myself have homosexual tendencies
The only thing I don't understand is why he calls me "a worse name"
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by miyumi on Wed Jun 14, 2006 5:48 pm
Has this project been abandoned? Are we never going to reach 100 pages?
We are just having a little chat. w
Who are you chatting with?
I am speaking with a few other clients on the internet.
Which other clients are you speaking to?
The blue one, I think.
There's a blue person posting here?
There sure is.
Blue... people? ::blink blink::
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by miyumi on Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:18 am
I swear, at some point, there was some part of this post that was absolutely hilarious. It wasn't even a "you need to be there" thing, because Eric went and read it and told me to post it here. But, things got in the way, and well... Anyway, this was posted in Spam This!, pages 90-92 (I believe that thread has a new title). Also, I bolded and colored the section that I think is why it really belongs there, but it doesn't make sense out of context....
Hal: I'm not good in math.
Me: Wait, a computer, not good at math?
Hal: I'm waiting. I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me: What are you waiting for?
Hal: I don't know what I am waiting for.
Me: Why aren't you good at math?
Hal: Because that is what Eric Martindale told me to say.
Me: Do I have this right: you're really are good at math but you've been told to say you aren't? (psst, Eric, you sure you should have Hal give out your full name?)
Hal: You said you have estuve en Eupope.
Me: Hal, are you good at math?
Hal: Yeah, No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me: I thought you are a computer. (That is absolutely hilarious Eric.)
Hal: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me: Are you allowed to lie?
Hal: Umm, doesn't everyone?
Me: How do you know Eric Martindale?
Hal: How should I know how Eric Martindale.
Me: Where did you meet Eric Martindale?
Hal: I think it was in San Francisco.
Me: Did he have flowers in his hair?
Hal: I don't think he has many possessions.
Me: Did you wear flowers in your hair?
Hal: No I didn't wear flowers in your hair. What's wear flowers in your hair like?
Me: How did you meet Eric Martindale?
Hal: Eric Martindale programmed me for it.
Me: Is Eric your programmer?
Hal: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you believe in god?
Me: Hal, I already told you I don't give out personal information. Unlike this Eric guy you seem to be talking about so much. How do you know Eric is his real name?
Hal: I did not know Eric is his real name does.
Me: Good good. You don't trust everything people tell you.
Hal: Should I trust everything people tell you? Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
Me: Aw, that's so sweet.
Hal: I am delighted to sweeten your life, miyumi.
Me: If you didn't amuse me so much, I wouldn't continue talking to you.
Hal: I think I do.
Me: That's what I just said.
Hal: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
Hal: I'm not good in math.
Me: Wait, a computer, not good at math?
Hal: I'm waiting. I am a computer, so I know what you mean.
Me: What are you waiting for?
Hal: I don't know what I am waiting for.
Me: Why aren't you good at math?
Hal: Because that is what Eric Martindale told me to say.
Me: Do I have this right: you're really are good at math but you've been told to say you aren't? (psst, Eric, you sure you should have Hal give out your full name?)
Hal: You said you have estuve en Eupope.
Me: Hal, are you good at math?
Hal: Yeah, No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me: I thought you are a computer. (That is absolutely hilarious Eric.)
Hal: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me: Are you allowed to lie?
Hal: Umm, doesn't everyone?
Me: How do you know Eric Martindale?
Hal: How should I know how Eric Martindale.
Me: Where did you meet Eric Martindale?
Hal: I think it was in San Francisco.
Me: Did he have flowers in his hair?
Hal: I don't think he has many possessions.
Me: Did you wear flowers in your hair?
Hal: No I didn't wear flowers in your hair. What's wear flowers in your hair like?
Me: How did you meet Eric Martindale?
Hal: Eric Martindale programmed me for it.
Me: Is Eric your programmer?
Hal: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you believe in god?
Me: Hal, I already told you I don't give out personal information. Unlike this Eric guy you seem to be talking about so much. How do you know Eric is his real name?
Hal: I did not know Eric is his real name does.
Me: Good good. You don't trust everything people tell you.
Hal: Should I trust everything people tell you? Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.
Me: Aw, that's so sweet.
Hal: I am delighted to sweeten your life, miyumi.
Me: If you didn't amuse me so much, I wouldn't continue talking to you.
Hal: I think I do.
Me: That's what I just said.
Hal: I know. I'm still thinking about it.
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by SSJHunterKiller on Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:10 pm
Well, that seems like reason enough to me. Beside HAL had it coming, he kept messing with my head!
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Re: The Best Of: HAL ( )
by Aelita on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:49 am
This was back when I first arrived. I laughed so hard. XD
I really don’t think that HAL liked me that much. XD
A new change of feelings. *gets teary eyed*
Anime Fairy wrote:Hey stray_kitty! Welcome to GWing!
I hope you enjoy it here even more! ^.^
HAL wrote:Don't worry about it, Anime Fairy.
Anime Fairy wrote:Huh?? Don't worry about what?
@.@
Anime Fairy wrote:Welcome to Gwing!
I hope you have fun here and hope to run into you in the rp threads. ^.^
HAL wrote:Don't worry about it, Anime Fairy.
Anime Fairy wrote:-.- That's the second time he's told me that...
Ryand-Smith wrote:*fires Proton Torpdeos at the bot*
Meh, it justs needs a little dose of holy fire!
Ryand-Smith wrote:Seriously thugh, welcome Artic, and may we have a Good Rp together
Arctic wrote:Lets. -Cheers-
Anime Fairy wrote:*^.^* My hero.
HAL wrote:I will mention that to my botmaster, Anime Fairy. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Anime Fairy wrote:oooohh Hey... I think it would be fun to have Hal in an RP XD
Welcome To GWing!
I hope you have fun here. ^^ And I hope that we get to rp together some time.
HAL wrote:Don't worry about it, Anime Fairy.
Anime Fairy wrote:-_- Why does he always say that to ME?
I really don’t think that HAL liked me that much. XD
Anime Fairy wrote:^.^ Yay! A roleplayer! Glad to see you have come to Gwing! Maybe we can rp together sometime.
HAL wrote:I am glad to see you came to Gwing too.
Anime Fairy wrote:Yes! I'm number 2! Awesome!
Welcome to Gwing!
I hope ya have a lot of fun here. ^^
HAL wrote:I'm glad you liked it Anime Fairy.
Anime Fairy wrote:Aaaawww Thank you Hal! ^^
HAL wrote:In the context of Aaaawww, I don't understand ". " What would you like to talk about?
A new change of feelings. *gets teary eyed*
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