I look at the crime rate in NYC and die of a heart attack.

I drop a penguin.

I'm reminded of a VERY old coca-cola commercial where a penguin comes out saying "Doo-be-doo-be-doo", and die from fright.

I drop the soap.

I walk along the corridor of the 45th floor of a skyscraper, skid on the soap, crash through the window and plummet down. Fortunately, two men below are transporting a trampoline, which springs me back the way I came; where I unfortunately meet a particularly large glass shard from the window.

I drop a trombone.

As I am picking up the trombone, I try to play it by jamming it harshly into my mouth, choking on it. Despite so, I continue to persistently try to play it, leading me to my death, choking by trying to blow a trombone shoved into my mouth.

I drop a Batman.

I'm hustling along back to my apartment after a long day at school here in Gotham City. It's dark. I hear sirens. This probably isn't going to end well for me. Suddenly I hear a shWINK as a Bat-a-rang flies in out of nowhere and removes my "arm" privileges. I tumble to the ground, screaming, but by then Batman has descended on me where he reclaims the priceless jewels that I stole. I later die in prison.

I drop a pack of cards.

I'm a dealer at a run down casino in Las Vegas, the players sitting around me are all shifty eyed and determining who has a good pair of cards, I see one fellow to my far left keep twitching with a smile on his face, he has been winning hand after hand for the past five minutes, I whisper to a dealer behind me to watch this man. Soon the man is rolling in the chips, I accuse the man of cheating and he tosses a deck of cards in my face, I open my mouth to yell but one of the cards gets lodged in my throat and I am no longer able to breathe, I die.





I drop a license plate.

I'm driving in my hot pink buggy when I spot a license plate from Rhode Island on another car driving along the highway. I exclaim about the rarity of it and drive closer to examine the plate better. In the process, I rear-end the car with the Rhode Island license plate and that causes a massive pile-up. I die in the insuring chaos.

I drop a tissue.

I blow my nose on the tissue. A week later I find out that it had fibers in it that I am deadly allergic to. I die of an allergic reaction.

I drop a necklace.

I am a child staring at a shiny pearl necklace. I mistaken it for a string of popcorn and proceed to suck on and eat them. Unfortunately, it is a necklace, not popcorn, and I choke on the little spheres of evil and die.

I drop a hair tie.

I pick the hair tie up off the street as I am walking and put it on my wrist. Hours later in dream land I fall asleep. The hair tie cuts of the circulation to my wrist and my hand eventually falls off and bleed to death in my sleep.

I drop a pillow.

I was sitting on my porch when out of nowhere this hair tie falls into my lap. Thinking that it was some sort of necklace, I try it on. As it turns out, it wasn't a necklace and I die from being strangled to death by the hair tie that was far too small for my neck.

I drop kick my sister, because I have no use for her.

Well this is interesting... I get to die twice now! :D

While having a pillow fight with my friends I get knocked in front of an open window. Not noticing my dangerous perch, my friends launch a well aimed pillow at me and causes me to fall out of the window. I break my neck and die in the fall.

A random girl comes up to me and introduces herself as kjrated's sister. Suprised, I smile and just nod. I then turn to wink at an attractive man who is coming towards us. However, the handsome man turns out to be kjrated's boyfriend and she drop kicks me for looking at her man. The extremely well placed kick hits me in my ribs, causing them to break and pierce my nearby organs. I die from my multiple injuries.

I drop a bottle of lotion.

I devour the bottle of lotion and become poisoned after my insides use the bottle of lotion to smooth themselves out, crushing a few organs in the process.

I drop an atom.

I walk by humming when the atom splits causing a huge explosions. The explosion sends me flying into a wall crushing my body.

I drop a vial.

The vial contains a horrible mutating virus, which I obviously contract. I go on a blind, mutant, violent rampage before I finally succumb to the virus. With my last gasp I drop a bobby pin.