oh my goodness, smith posted.

help me I can't stop posting
I can't stop posting .gifs
I can't put my hands up to the sun
put my hands up to the sun
to the sun, put my hands up to the sun
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUUUSE TONIGHT, EVERYBODYS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
it's nearly midnight and I'm slaphappy.

Huh... I suppose I should wait for Kiku to post before I post huh?

I went all beast mode and finished both Lily's and Jivven's part.

and Lily's next post is her finding Koni. Ah, reunion. Too bad it's over zombies and not over some tea.

Okay. So I'm surrounded by a half-dozen zombies. Are you going by the standard dozen and putting me up against six, or are you doing a Baker's Dozen, and there is a half of a zombie in there somewhere?

Shivsies, I think you have a problem.

Kiku..that hurt. It hurt in a profound way. No sarcasm :C

TALIS. You should post. I wanna seeeeeee...

Oto ;o...of course there's a half-zombie. He's dragging himself since he gotz no legs. Dial back on the magic, though. It's been established that magic is weakened in the castle-zone. Significantly weakened. Also, imma hafta harm you for calling my baby a 'pale bitch'. Mhm.

EZA. Hai :D

Pale bitch? No, no, you misunderstand... It's an orcish term of endearment!

Oh gods. I'm doomed.

I know right? Jivven got a finger removed and I even didn't do anything. I can't imagine how they will string- I mean treat Torga.

Also, I posted because Smiddy said so. Lily finds Koni! So Adel can get saddled with Sid while Koni can go all badass and Lily can pick off what's left as they follow the bread trail of blood Lily left behind.

Yes what Smid?

I'm just taking up the position of sassy, fat black lady in the party.

I TELLS IT LIKES IT IS.

@Oto: Be afeared. Be vury Afeared. I've had bad experiences with sassy black ladies in movie theaters(no joke). You chose the wrong role to play, mah fwend.

@Talis: WOOOOOoooooOOOoooOOOoOOoooOOOOOOoooo...O...OOOOoo...oo...oh. Lulz. Imma read dat chiz nao. ALSO! Kiku took the finger, not I! I was going to take an arm, but she hijacked mah post...

@Eza: <3 Next post imma give Pylarea some luff~

So what you're saying is the only difference between me and a sassy black women is that you're afraid of the sassy black woman?

Yikes. Posted at last.

Pylarea gets to fight one-third of the boss with only one guy for backup. Ees tough luff.

Better than what happened to poor Safir. That +10 Sword of Holy comes with some srs responsibility. Have fun with the skeleton-dragon-thingy.

So what you're saying is the only difference between me and a sassy black women is that you're afraid of the sassy black woman?

Edit: This post brought to you by the Double Post Ghost.

I guess I wasn't paying attention about the magic stunted thing. It's probably a good thing I didn't go with my gut and play a primary spellcaster though. :X

Oh deary me...What is a poor girl to do in these situations? Luckily it's a boss who is about as inexperienced with combat as Pylarea, or maybe a bit less so. Still, this won't be fun.

Smid...I don't like the way you say, "Next post imma give Pylarea some luff~"

Holy sword and a skeletal dragon encounter? Sweet. I hope I get some good loot.

Make poost. I did. That.

Why am I such odd names? Smid? Smitty? Not just Smith? Or even Ghaarme. That's some nostalgic sh*t right thar.

Also, I did quite like the posts...feels like i'm slowly watching everybody's writing evolve...

But Kiku :T CIVIL=Civee Races only. We can pass the orc off as a cannon-fodder dude, but don't make the mistake again. Or imma have to bomb your homeland...Egypt.

U･ｪ･U <---------I em a dawg.

^･ω･^~ <-----------Kitty-Kiku

(・㉨・) <-------------Beary-Basta

@(o･⊥･o)@ <---------Oto-rangutan

>゜))))彡 <---------Sexy-fish-Eza

(✪ฺܫ✪ฺ) <---------Battle-Happy-Bunny-Talis

(　' ')ﾉﾉ⌒●~* <------Shiva throwing a bomb. Surprised?

Took like, a whole ten minutes to find all these things in fonts...be happy. REJOICE.

Dammit. You know, that was only cause I was trying to go for the underrepresented dudes. I'mma change it since it's only my dude and an NPC dealing with him anyway. Blech.

FUCK YEA I'M A MONKEY.

And apparently I'm a battle hungry rabbit...

OH MY GOODNESS IT'S SO PRECIOUS!

I do think my writing isn't as stilted or awkward as it was in Chapter Two, so that's a plus. The damn tiny grammar mistakes continue to persist though. But all-in-all, I'm doubling in posting size from the beginning of Chapter Two, so I's happy.

Personally, I think my writing is better in this chapter than the previous two combined!