This is the auto-generated OOC topic for the roleplay "The Gift: Chapter Three"

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Hello! This is the OOC for my roleplay, The Gift, and thank you for coming! That goes doubly for returning players :D mostly Shiva, cuz he's mah favorite.

Umm...well, the OOC is a place for questions and talking about the roleplay, and I love to do both, but sunce the roleplay has yet to begin...any questions?

I was hoping there would be a chapter 3 for The Gift since the first two looked awesome. Working on a character at the moment, might make a second if I decide I can reasonably play both.

Hells yeah I'm in. Though I'm not at home at the moment, I'll be sure to sign up when I get home

Wait... only Shiva? That hurts smith, I thought we had something! Nah, I kid, I kid.

Yeah, I'm gonna play lily again for a little, then maybe made a second characterd. Gots to have the disillusioned pissed off elf

Man Smith...this actually doesn't seem half-bad, especially not if you're going around recruiting the big guns. For some reason the Nightmarian race seems inexplicably attractive...yet the harpies also seem intruiging. Oh the choices to be made!

*dances for the interest*

>:O dang straight Shiva's mah favorite! Although I am flattered that I inspired your rp, Talis! Unless that wasn't skeleton'd off The Gift at all...then I am embarrassed. Oh, and Caine gets an honorable mention in the annals of the Blackguard! /cheer

I shall be waiting for your submission...not the bowing down part, but the character. That comes later...

And hello Mr. Impaler! Can't wait to see what you come up with! If you disappoint me, however, I will be forced to remove one of your fingers. Eh...fine. Toes first, then fingers. Fair?

AND HAI EZA!! *waves* I like big guns. They make me feel like more of a man. Not that I need to--I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM. NOT COMPENSATING FOR ANYTHING!!

Wait...you find the nightmarians attractive? You might be a little wacked, dude...

Ohaithar. Welcome from your co-GM. Yeah there's no smooth way to segue into that information, so I just went ahead and said it.

Quiet, Smiff, there's nothing wrong with nightmarians! I happen to like them also, Eza.

For those of you returning, I'mma be Talae since Machina abandoned us all. Maybe. Also Neira. >:]

Looking forward to seeing what all the new people come up with, since I already know I like the returners. (^_^)

..way to be subtle.

And good work on demonizing Machina. You dirty trollop >:O Machina is a man worthy of your respect!! I guess I should remove Talae from the NPC list then...

Also, nightmarians are creepy.

I have a question, here, here:

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE


But no seriously--any specific races/character types (cheerful, insane, broody) you kids hain't got much of? Or got too much of and definitely do not want me submitting?
Yeahh I love my fantasies, how could I say no. <3

Also lol, Talae is my cousin's name, he will be amused and want to take a picture to put on his fridge and whatever the crap else he does.

:o...lolwut?

YOU MADE IT!!!

Um.......nobody likes halflings for some reason. I made all of them last chapter, as well as every orc. Well, except one, but the player dropped out. UH...

Nope, that's about it, other than that we're pretty balanced. BUT! It's first-come first-served, so you could make the prototypical elven archer right now and fill up our quota of those xD Talisman's character Leliana fills the other half, although she does ride a dragon golem...

*types moar stuffz*

Smith, don't be an idiot. I am the most subtle person EVER, and Machina's not a man at all. I dunno. If you'd rather Talae was an NPC, I'd be cool with that. Gives me a chance to create a green-as-hell recruit, though I was looking forward to making things asplode. Maybe a saboteur, then.

Whatever you prefer, dude.

You...you call me an idiot, then insist you are subtle? You sir, are the fool in this situation. Or clever, if the juxtaposition was totally on purpose.../sob

And do what you want! Machina entrusted Talae to you, so choose :o you have an hour. SO TELL ME NAO!!!

It works either way. Just mention that Talae is the head of the stealth-unit in Wrath's army-majjigy. If you'd rather create a recruit, I have full-lease to kill maim hug? send the dark elf out on stealthy missions that affect the main storyline while we do stuff...

I thought you would have been interested by the chance to play a prospective Child of Fire :o

I'm going to make the snarkiest obnoxiousest midget you've ever seen.



Okay probably not snarkiest, but they will be up there. And it will be a tall midget. Four whole feet.

Actually, yeah. I'll go with a Child o' Fire.

Also, yay for obnoxious midgets. (^_^)

Wait...

Was Machina really a guy? Or are you just fudgin' wit' mah mind? D:

Hell yeah Lily rides a flying dragon golem... With a flaming paint job. I almost forgot about that... Almost. Although, this time around, she may fill in more of the Ranger facet of the vague Huntress classification than a full-on pure Archer. I did leave her Caine's silver saber and broke her old Bloodleaf bow. I'll give her a ordinary short bow, and keep that saber...

Ahh... It's rapidly coming back to me why I loved Lily.

Listen to me yammer. Like I said, I'll probably do what I did last time, and create Lily now, and make another d00d later. Perhaps in a different faction, since we got that choice. Eh, I'll see how it plays out. I'll probably make something that's not getting as much love, which if it was like last time, either a Halfling or an Orc. Maybe he'll follow Nhil. Maybe he'll be a child... Probably a Child because I'm more familiar with them than Nhil. Hate that I missed out on Chapter One.

I've seen a lot of snarking halflings... It's always fun.

Also, yes, Nomad was inspired by the Gift, because that's perhaps the best RP I've ever been in (Between that and Insurrection). I'm just glad you aren't beating me about the head and neck screaming I ripped you off. The structure is similar, though I tired to tell my own story. Should I rub the ego a little more?

Right then! To Liliana!

You've seen a lot of snarking everything, I'm sure.

You get things if you can made that sound sexual in your head. ;D

Hmmm how about a psionic Nightmarian Child of Fire... The whole breaking the bonds with the Queen concept seems to have lots of potential. Now to think of an appropriately "brainy"esque bug to emulate...

*gets ego juice all over the place*

...nope. I think my ego has been rubbed enough. Blame Wudge for that pretty mental image right thar.

FIRST BLOOD GOES TO KUROKIKU, OF THE SNARKCLAW CLAN, FOR DRAWING FIRST BLOOD UPON THE CHARACTER SUBMISSION AREA!! PLEASE EXIT THE ARENA, TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE. YOU'VE EARNED IT!

^---Elder Scrolls: Oblivion Arena reference. I feels all nerdy now...

Also, yay for ze midgets. But if everyone makes one thinking that they're the least repped race, won't they be the most repped race??
PARADOXICAL SH*T RIGHT THAR!!

Well, as long as it doesn't resemble this too much, you should be fine, Eza.

I don't get things, Wudge.

And Talis, I'm just messing with you. Machina was assuredly not male.

EDIT: Calm yourself, man. You're getting Smith-spit all over the place, and it's nasty.

I see what ya did thar, Kiku. Made me grin stupidly. Mah roomie gets concerned when I grin at computer screens that are not playing funny videos...she is unconvinced that words can be entertaining.

What'd I do where? I'm so confused...