So he had viewed his tank of an opponent come and then leave, he knew who he was because it was the same mouthy guy that had stood up in his chair and prematurely declared victory of each and every technocrat in this tournament - Katana kind of mused when he saw that the mouthy one was the only techie left on the scoreboard. And oddly enough, he's their... general? Well shit, this guy's the big dog. Can't really get much more retarded than that last dudes gun, but hey, I might as well be prepared, cause this guy'll probably be just as ridiculous... Now that I think of it, actually, ole one-eye looked like he was carrying the entire technocrat arsenal on his body with that weird armor or whatever it was. Well shit, that just means more guns. BLAH, this is not my favored style o'fightin', but hey, let em wave around his guns, he'll figure out just how much it'll do - just like the last dude. Katana finished off the alcohol just as the next matches were called out.
No use rushing head-long, might as well grab another drink. "OI, bartend, can I get another drink but this time..." he slipped a piece of paper with a wolfish smile "Make it my brand." The bartend scurried off as Katana had seen most of the other contenders already emptied the room, and even participants that were just grabbing a drink moved back to the arenas where they saw the match most fit to their entertainment. The bartend came back with a shot of the alcohol mentioning how it didn't see how anyone could possibly drink such a horrible blend - and he was right, this blend would literally burn the outlines of your esophagus, but Katana had sorta built up an immunity to it. I mean, at first it had kinda fucked up his stomach real nasty-like, but now it didn't bother him too much... USUALLY. He would have taken it with him, however he was pretty sure that the tournament officials prevented open-container that and both his gourd and flask were destroyed in the past few matches so he had nothing to put it in.
So he downed it. He downed it real fast and it burned real good. "Damn! That's some crazy shit there; it'll grow hair on your teeth." He slams the shotglass down, pounding it a little on the counter "Bartend - hit me again!" the bartender took his empty shotglass and disappeared somewhere in the back leaving katana twiddling with his thumbs. If he prefers the use of guns then it's obvious that he'd prefer ranged combat and there's not all that much terrain left in my arena, and judging by the looks of him not in his either so i'm probably going to have to go all out on my run or maybe just keep the battle as close as possible. With all that gear he's gotta be slower than me, it's gotta weigh him down some, right? Hnn, I doubt he's a speed-based fighter anyways, but I always better be safe than sorry. The bartender came back with a glass, this time, instead of a shotglass, and set it down in front of Katana, "Thanks, broham," he muttered in between thought. Maybe the same strategy as before will work? Huhn. This would be alot easier with cover on the terrain. Maybe I shouldn't have went so batshit insane with the ol girl(In reference to Loyalty) At this point Katana gripped the glass and took a long chug from it - emptying about three quarters of the contents which felt like stomach acid tearing apart the lining of his esophagus, then exploding in his stomach. "CURSES!" he shouted, just before he went into an inexplicable spiel of tourettes. Damn these robots and their guns. Wait, is he a robot? Was the last guy a robot? I think so. He sure did look like a human, though.
At this point Katana finishes the remainder of the glass, which is compareable to someone shoving a flamethrower into his oral cavity and firing down his throat. Katana thought it wise to gear up at this point he was in the process of reloading the shotgun he looted, then pumped the action. He made sure he still had a few needles patched through his hakamas, oh, and not to forget his hat. The most important piece of his wardrobe. He fastened the tanto holsters along his bare-arms and legs, making sure the belt was fit - the usual. As a replacement for the gourd he had Loyalty on his back, so weight-wise it was probably safe to actually say that he weighed less than before.
It was just at this moment that - like before - another creature of some sorts went flinging into the counter, Katana swiftly ducked low, and kind of creeped away from where the monster landed, just as glass showered the countertop for the second time. He was creeping away cause that was the same monster that asimov had defeated in his previous round - and god knows it was probably pissed. DAMN pissed. Maybe chomp into everyone's favorite samurai pissed. Wait a damn minute, who the hell do you think I am! "HEY YOU OVERGROWN IGUANA, WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE NOSEDIVIN' AT, A GUY TRIES TO HAVE A DRINK AND THE WHOLE DAMN BAR FALLS APART FROM ALIENS AND TECHNO-FREAKS. FUCKIN' SHIT, YOU PEOPLE." At this point katana - foolishly - was standing about three feet away from the monstrosity, shouting at it poking his finger at it, etc.
At this point an attendant walked up to Katana, "Um, excuse me, Mr. Ashigaru, please, sir.." but her tenative little voice couldn't possibly hope to reach the ears of the boisterous idiot. "YA DAMN GOOPEY LIZARD DRAGON, I'M TRYINA' HAVE A DRINK HERE AND-" "Mr ashigaru. The next round is about to start.." "YOU COME IN HERE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT TEARIN' UP THE DAMN BAR-" "Mr Ashigaru if I may please have your attention for one mome-" "ROARING AND SLINGING YOUR NASTY SLIME ALL OVER THE PLACE-" "Mr ashigaru, mr ashigaru!!" "THEN BREAKIN ALL THE GLASSES ON THE COUNTER, SHATTERIN GOD KNOWS HOW MANY-"
"KATANA ASHIGARU."
"Yo, whatsup." he says, wheeling around in place to look at the attendant, dropping the bitchfest at the lizard like a bad habit. At this point the female attendant adjusts her glasses, "Mr Ashigaru, the semi-final round is about to begin, if you would please gather your equipment..." Katana was starting to look kind of bored with her demeanor, already, "I would appreciate it if please would make your way to the designated area which is located on the north sector" okay, katana was pretty obnoxious we got that, but now she was just pressing his buttons, "HEY," he yells in her face, interrupting her completely. She pauses and he takes over the conversation "Listen here and listen good, lady. I don't know what kind of bossy place you run, but you take this slip of paper," he says, cramming it in front of her face, "and go make me a goddamn drink." This entire time the attendant was pretty shocked at his disrespect, she managed to open her mouth raising her finger "SIR, we have an automated bartender that-" Katana cut her off by putting his index finger vertically in front of her mouth "Shhhhhh, you, drink, make it happen por fayvor."
Katana walks away from both of them and goes to slide across a table against the wall, landing in the booth with his feet propped up. "I'll go to my match when i'm good n' damn ready. Ya hear?" The attendant looked flustered, but saw the bartend looking as if it had been deactivated in the confusion, so she went behind the counter, all huffy-like.

A man chooses, a slave obeys. - Andrew Ryan
