The Grand Tournament
As men yelled, skeletons observed, beasts dumped liquids of sorts onto wooden desk tops, and everyone generally went about there business a considerably smaller figure had appeared in the cue, adorned in the traditional red robes and pointed hat of his trade. Windsor Arcanum, spell caster to the Dark Church of Arkanus and gunslinger of the Technocracy stood with head tilted and perfectly rounded orange frames blazing in the shadows beneath his widened brim. The wizard appeared completely unaffected by the scene around him and more than anything, appeared to be day dreaming. His mind wandered idly within the confines of his head will giants and monsters towered around and near him. Of all the characters brought in, he seemed least able on appearance alone, a common thought unluckily uttered by one unfortunate fool at a great distance away.
"Eay! Look'it the squirt in red o'er there next to Jelicus!"
Grunts...
Despite his borderline comatose pose, the young spell caster was well aware of the goings on around him, including the presence of familiar bodies like Ichi-gou, Daemon Reakaris, and even the sliver, Vega. The taunts of nearby fighters who were lucky enough to get a call to such a grand gathering of highly trained warriors in their trade were easy enough to catch. After all, it was something that came only about as natural as breathing around Windsor. The taunters words slipped from his ears as he heard the mans nearby acquaintances join in on the laugh. Such was life, and such was the spell casters response. One of empty staring into the space just inches above his head while the line moved slowly, only a step or two forward at a time.
"Oi, tiny! I tink yur in mai place!" a voice bellowed out from behind him suddenly.
It was the alien giant identified by the bar-men as Jelicus. Windsor turned to face the monster adorned in heavy armors set to compliment the heavy battle ax in his hand. The creatures face was covered in matted brown fur while two large tusks stuck out from his bottom jaw and two beady black eyes stared down. A typical brute if ever there was one.
"Yea, thas rite, squat! Yur in my place!!" the creature spoke again, this time attempting to force his way past the cloaked man with the brunt of his shoulder. It was only when he leaned forward to muscle Windsor aside, that he found the spell caster unmovable, as though he too were a giant in front of this alien figure. The others sitting away from the scene were laughing heartily as they watched this stranger push forward, expecting the Crimson Bishop to fall sideways from the brutes strength, only to find their laughter staved when nothing of the sort happened. The brute backed to where he had originally been standing, a look of confusion quickly crossing his features as Windsor simply stood there, his head still cocked to the side and orange gaze fixed to the air above.
"I'm sorry," the shorter mage started, "did you say something?"
The mans voice reflected the same airy thoughts that had been swirling about his mind while the trio that sat farther away broke into greater laughter at the strangers impudence before their greater friend, Jerilcus. The hairy alien only grew more agitated and again roared out his own self-proclaimed triumphs.
"I sayz, yur in my way now MOVE!"
Again the beast tried to push forward, and again the spell caster still stood their as if nothing were happening around him.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I still don't know what you are trying to ask me."
By now, the beastly creature had had enough of this embarrassing scene of being trumped by such a considerably smaller and obviously weaker opponent that he raised an arm wielding the mighty ax, as if to cleave the wizard in two. No sooner had the weapon been lifted, did a blade of otherworldly metals appear from the air beside him to pierce the mortal weapon through the center of it's head, shattering wood and metal alike in a torrent of magical power. Now words or motions had been observed coming from the spell caster, nor had even the faintest detection of rising strength, though all who were watching knew where the ghastly blade of destruction had come from. The three men and their unfortunate ally fell silent.
"I'll crush yew fer dat, yew toad!" the monstrosity bellowed, heartbroken at the sudden loss of his weapon and now enraged by the taunting tones of the man before him, oblivious of his next action to try and strike the Crimson Bishop across his face. As the fist was reeled back, Windsor spoke again.
"Toad? No sir, I'm more partial to frogs really."
Stoicism and complacency were what described the robed mans demeanor at this moment before a cloud of thick green smoke suddenly billowed up beneath the fur-laden alien, blanketing him in a stench liken to that of a rancid swamp. No swinging fist came from the fog. Not even a startled cry. Only the deep croaks of a new creature which was revealed after the methane fog cleared.
"See? Frogs are so much cuter than ugly ol' toads. I think they jump higher too," Windsor was lost in his thoughts again while the small brown figure of a frog looked over itself with nothing but the most startled of expressions and actions and furious croaking 'ribbits' of defiance to what had happened to it's body. The three men who had been watching nearby had gone mute, with mouths agape and eyes wide.
"Next please!" another voice rang out to the robed figure, signaling that it was finally his turn to sign up for this Grand Tournament.
"Oh! Looks like that's me. Hey guys!" Windsor called out to the trio that had instigated this entire plot. "You're friend could use a little looking after over here! With all of this big guys lurking around, I don't think anyone would want to see him stepped on by accident."
And with that, he turned back to the desk to fill out his required information. Behind him, the three men who had only recently started moving with looks of bewilderment fused into their features now picked up their felled frog friend, one in particular trying his hardest not to cry and failing miserably at it. They never saw it coming and neither had the alien, which immediately brought into question, and was verbally clarified by the sobbing man, "What if he did something to us too!? I don't want to be a frog!!"
"Thank you, Bishop Windsor Arcanum. Please relax and make yourself comfortable while waiting for your contest to begin." the receptionist chimed happily after placing the spell casters parchment away in a safe place.
"Thank you very much. I think I might do just that."