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"Hello this is your local reporter, informing you of our newest super heroes here in Comic Book City ..
After their hard training at the Awesome academy, our new heroes enjoy a short break, at the local fifth grade coloring contest, but not all is good news, as the evil scientist, Dr.Robotech, has once again eluded police, saying and I quote "This city will be mine!" he then vanished in to the night along with his henchman, and Awesome Man as a captive."



Super Hero set-up
Name:
age:
Gender:
Special Power:
What they look like:
Player Name:

Name:Super Steve Man
age: 22
Gender:Male
Special Power:Super Steve is just like super man, he has ice breath fire breath, can fly, and is super strong, but is weak against hurtful words, they really do hurt him..
What they look like:Stands 6'1 in a dark blue suit with a double S on his chest, and several drink ads on his green cape, he has the classic super hero hair curl, and dark brown eyes.
Player Name:Codemonkey

Name: Super-Duper Man
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Special Power: He's able to bunny hop across miles, and can Spin-The-World, a technique that makes everyone within three miles feel as if they had spent the last hour spinning around as fast as they could.
What they look like: Full-Body Orange Spandex, with an R painted on the front. (He never was good at spelling.)
Player Name:Ghost_x1000

Name: Thud
age: 32
Gender: male
Special Power: superhuman strength and durability, gravity control.
What they look like: Tall (6'6) heavily built man,blue spandex suit with a dark blue double ended arrow, and Grey gloves and boots.

name: Pyro
age:14
gender:male
special power: telekinesis/ makes things explode
appearance: 5' 5" skinny wears black and red scar all up his leg/side/arm a battle training accident
player name: the7thflockmember

Name: n00bja
Age: Unknown
Gender: Unknown
Special Power: Has the ability to harness the stupidity of the Internet; understands and speaks l33t fluently; mad "hax0rz" skills.
What they look like: Entire body is covered in black ninja garb. The eyes are behind a pair of opaque round goggles.
Player Name: Dovey


rules and info:
Please try and keep it funny but also followable.
the time area is modern so 2008
yes the superheroes have the IQ of a grade school er. some are lower...
Awesome man is awesome.



(players may post now, the intro scene is in the first post. I will post latter today.)

Name: Super-Duper Man
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Special Power: He's able to bunnyhop across miles, and can Spin-The-World, a technique that makes everyone within three miles feel as if they had spent the last hour spinning around as fast as they could.
What they look like: Full-Body Orange Spandex, with an R painted on the front. (He never was good at spelling.)
Player Name:Ghost_x1000

((Also, if you don't find a player for him, could I have Dr. Robotech?))

Name: Thud
age: 32
Gender: male
Special Power: superhuman strength and durability, gravity control.
What they look like: Tall (6'6) heavily built man,blue spandex suit with a dark blue double endded arrow, and grey gloves and boots.
Player Name: Kargoth

name: pyro
age:14
gender:male
special power: telakanesis/ makes things explode
apperance: 5' 5" skinny wears black and red scar all up his leg/side/arm a battle training accedent
player name: the7thflockmember

(can't post much as of now, I need some sleep.)
Super Steve sits at a table surrounded by little kids, attempting to color a coloring book, but failing at all attempts, his work even compared to fifth graders is sloppy, Super Steve soon looks over to a child's art work next to him, only to see the Mona Lisa, at which point he uses his fire breath, to destroy it, almost at once standing up, and walking over to some other superheroes.

Thud wheezed along after the robbers "Stop you little #@$%'s!" he called after them.."God@#$@!&!" he cried as they began pulling away, he bent down, gasping for breath as he propped himself up on his knees.
As he stood up he wiped the thin sheen of sweat away from his forehead.

SuperDuper Man noticed Super Steve walking over, and decided to go to him.
"Hi! Whats you doin'?" He called, bunnyhopping over to him. "What's your name again? Why are you wearing blue? Why is your cape green? What's that thing you have in your hand? Why is there a coca-cola ad on your shirt? Why are you looking so pissed off? What's your name again?"

Name: n00bja
Age: Unknown
Gender: Unknown
Special Power: Has the ability to harness the stupidity of the Internet; understands and speaks l33t fluently; mad "hax0rz" skills.
What they look like: Entire body is covered in black ninja garb. The eyes are behind a pair of opaque round goggles.
Player Name: Dovey

Completely expressionless and inscrutable in his/her/its ninja mask and goggles, n00bja resembled some kind of overgrown malevolent bug. There seemed to be some kind of tangible slimy aura emanating from n00bja's very being as he/she/it perched there among the fifth graders busily coloring away in the coloring books. Indeed, the few gradeschoolers who dared sit in the vicinity of n00bja's aura of n00bness were, as if in a trance, drawing LOLCATS spin-offs. Satisfied with their masterpieces, n00bja's community service for the day was done.

Without another word, n00bja silently ninja-flipped his/her/its way after Super Steve deftly avoiding the smoldering artwork created by Super Steve's fire breath. n00bja caught a glimpse of a full body orange spandex superhero but something else caught his/her/its attention, and he/she/it uttered a very rarely witnessed speechbubble:

"OMGWTFBBQx0rz, \/\/+f i5 da+??!?!11?!?!111!"

pyro walked out of the school
"man regular humans are sooo weird"

Thud let out another string of curses as he realized he was late for some school outreach program...


{Later on} Thus wheezed into the fifth graders room, sounding like a dying car after all those stairs.
"Heya guys" he grunted to the other hero's-Super Steve, SuperDooper Man, and the bizzare looking n00bja-and its speechbubble "Err..I miss anything? I had to chase down some robber's" he said with a n attempt at a happy grin, instead he looked like he was stoned.

pyro walked into the class
"how much have you guys gotten done on you regular human life project?"

Super Steve observed the Other heroes, "Welcome, well its seems that is place is safe from crime and cheating fifth graders for now." He then stands in a hero pose as he speaks, a unknown wind with a strange smell caused his cape to flap, "Now heroes, I'm sure you all heard of the kidnapping of Awesome man, from the reporter at the beginning of the comic, I mean roleplay, I mean we all heard him when he was speaking.." The wind suddenly stops with a loud wet sploosh sound. "Now we must focus on how to stop the the evil and poorly named Dr.Robotech...Any ideas?"

Thud rasies his eyebrows at Steves pose-and chuckels as it fails with a sploosh Well..we could always download windows vista into him..it fried Cyber-Slayer when that one Firewall guy used it on him awhile back.."
He adjusts and scratch's his privates, grimmacing as his cup digs into his tender parts.

n00bja agreed with Kargoth. "pwnage : D," its speech bubble said. n00bja wasn't one for many words. It preferred to lurk at the edges of the discussion and inserting an emoticon here and there.

n00bja responded to Super Steve with the following suggestion:

SuperDuper Man looked at the speech bubble.
"Wow! That's coolie! I wanna try it!"
He sat down and opened his mouth really wide. No sound came out... and neither did a speech bubble show up.
"Aw nutsies! And I wanna'ted to do that! Un-fair!"
He then went to play basket ball with the first graders, not caring what the others were talking about.

Thud watched Duper try to do the n00bjas speech bubble..and grinned when he failed, as the kids went outside, his attention was drawn to a young,female teacher-with no ring, "Hey..are you free tonight?" he asked with what was suppoused to be a charming smile.