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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Sullenkiller on Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:36 pm

I just had a gay marriage
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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby PinkPIGGIESandaMOOSE on Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:47 pm

Can I borrow $20?

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby briskJune on Sun Mar 04, 2012 5:03 am

This is the fiftieth time my hair's caught on fire...
Someone up there doesn't like me.

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Moon/Mihael on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:05 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby KuruLesperance on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:07 am

Dude, you destroyed that mustache style.

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True inner joy is self - created,
It does not depend on outer circumstances,
A river is flowing in and through you carrying the message of joy,
This divine joy is the sole purpose of life
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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Moon/Mihael on Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:10 am

I asked for the gas, not your farts -_-

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby queenofwolves5 on Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:55 pm

Dude, the Republicans are running away with the country again.

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby ObscureInsanity on Fri Mar 23, 2012 9:33 pm

"Whoa, Biggie McTubster, you don't REALLY need that fifth double cheeseburger, do you?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Moon/Mihael on Sun Mar 25, 2012 1:11 am

"If I made a leaf beard and wig, and put it on my head, would that make me the Green Man?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby ReaperGirl4 on Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:38 pm

"The key to my chastity belt is in the third drawer down."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Gunneh on Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:16 pm

"TEAM JACOB!" [/badumtsh]

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Moon/Mihael on Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:02 pm

I had those glasses BEFORE they were cool.

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby flieslikeabrick on Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:04 pm

Roleplaying sucks, it's for lifeless geeks.

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Moon/Mihael on Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:02 pm

(what she said after finding out that I was going to pop the question)
"I think we should see other people."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Naraness on Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:20 pm

HAHAHA!! *Throws pie in drill sergeant's face*

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Noxize on Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:32 pm

"Hey come bite my face."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby swishandflicker on Sun Apr 08, 2012 8:38 pm

"My grandma can walk faster than you! Move it!" *Shoves them out of the way*

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I won't ever fall down
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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Noxize on Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:08 pm

"Why arn't you dead yet?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby asentia on Sun Apr 08, 2012 9:22 pm

"I could have just gotten a dog."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Noxize on Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:39 am

"Where is my cat? *chew chew*"

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