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Postby Saarai on Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:37 pm

Pretty simple. A poster posts something like, "Things you never say to a cop." The next poster posts something you never say to a cop (or whatever else) and then types their own "Things you never say" line for the next person to answer, and so on.

And example:

Poster 1: Things you never say to your friends.

Poster 2: Lock the doors, I've got lube now.

And then in the same post:

Poster 2: Things you never say while washing someone's car.

Hope I made sense.
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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby onirukon on Tue Feb 01, 2011 7:10 pm

Throw some more mud on it, that will get the soap off.

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Vasilisa*van*Morren on Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:56 pm

What the heck is that thing?

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby onirukon on Sat Feb 05, 2011 9:38 pm

I have no insurance.

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby DreamlessDesire on Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:15 pm

What would you do if I had a bomb?

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby JewelGlutton on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:44 pm

I have someone in my suitcase. And he's dead. :D

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby qbsuperstar03 on Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:47 pm

Um, Mr. Curator, how much did you have your Pieta insured for?

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby PolarOpposites on Sat Feb 19, 2011 9:42 am

It's only better than Nascar because there is more than left turns.


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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Dsar on Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:47 pm

Hes lieing

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby emogirlrockz11 on Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:25 pm

I hate bacon and justin beiber .(idk)

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby qbsuperstar03 on Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:00 pm

"This gazpacho soup is far too cold."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Zephyr on Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:32 pm

"When are the owls supposed to arrive?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Moon/Mihael on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:52 am

"Now I know I saw the neighbor's dog around here somewhere."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Zephyr on Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:09 pm

"It's really quite a simple process."

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby onirukon on Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:49 pm

" Your only supposed to wash your hands when your cooking at a restaurnt, right?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Zephyr on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:16 pm

onirukon wrote:" Your only supposed to wash your hands when your cooking at a restaurnt, right?"

When you meet your girl/boyfriends perents.


That one was basically just asked...
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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby onirukon on Wed Mar 09, 2011 2:19 pm

oh my bad... things you never say when when prom king/queen.
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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby WheresWally on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:51 pm

"So, like, which of my heads should wear the crown?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Draruto on Wed Mar 09, 2011 4:57 pm

"whos crap made this one?"

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Re: Things You Never Say ( )

Postby Mr. Crow on Wed Mar 09, 2011 5:26 pm

"Pull the trigger... I dare you."

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