by Rami on Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:02 am
My head was pounding as I opened my eyes. Where the hell was I? I glanced around; my back was resting on a pillowed seat, and I was in a small room. I tried to sit up and fell back down in defeat. Now that I had had a better look, this wasn’t a typical room. In fact, this wasn’t a room at all. There was a seat adjacent to mine and large rounded windows.
I pounded on the door screaming, “What the hell is wrong with you morons!” Why did they take me here? This wasn’t the castle! “Who takes an injured person into a damn carriage?”
The door flew open, sending me headfirst onto the hard gravel next to a pair of large boots. I lifted to view the rest of his features. He was at least a few inches taller than I was with broad shoulders and a serious face to match. Next to him was a person even scrawnier than myself. I brushed the stray bangs from my face, feeling the newly wrapped bandage, and wiped the dirt from my knickers. The men were waiting for me to say something. Were they testing me?
“Do I, honestly, need to tell you what to do next? Are you aware of whom I am?” I said with undeserved authority.
The scrawny one’s eyes widened in what appeared to be horror. “Oh, goodness, sir,” he yelped. “My sincerest apologies for not recognizing you. You have grown much, sir, and I did not recognize you for--”
“No I haven’t,” I said oddly. He obviously thought that I was someone of actual importance, and I needed to keep him in his current state of fear. I needed to see exactly how powerful he thought I was, so I demanded, “Polish my shoes!”
Bewilderment surged through his features. “But, sir?” he questioned. My toes wiggled a little too freely; I wasn’t wearing any shoes.
“Well then, massage my feet!” I snapped. Obediently, he bent down. I had to force back my pleased smile, when the guard cocked his eyebrow. “I can’t believe how insolent you so called “workers” have been treated against me.” I wasn’t sure if my last statement even made since, but I continued, “The people whom I am supposed to trust, whom were even hired for said purpose and pledged sole loyalty, have utterly disappointed me. Here I am and for years have been striving to improve the world in which we live, and you fools are incapable of carrying my injured body to a proper place to receive aid. I don’t think that I have ever been betrayed more by someone’s sheer uselessness. There is but one thought that drifts through my mind as I think of you two, but one label that appears appropriate.” I was at a complete loss of words near the conclusion of my short rant, and I stepped back into the carriage, grasping the door with my left palm. “You buttheads,” I said while slamming the door.
Ah, I was finally alone again, left to contemplate what on earth just happened. Honestly, I had no clue and that was mostly my own faullt, but I needed to figure out soon.