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Melody sat in her room, humming lightly to herself and looking out a window. Aro never allowed her to leave and she was getting tired of it. She was his adopted daughter, but she hated how over portective he was over her. There were other humans here, why didn't he go and be protective over one of them? Sure they weren't his adopted children like she was but still...
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Reneesme was in Bella's arms as the group walked down the streets of Italy. She was the size of a five year old now, even though she was only about a year old. She reached her hand up with a worried look on her face and touched Bella's face, showing images of the Voltori and then of her, asking if they were going to try and hurt them again. Even though she could talk, she perfered to show people what she wanted to say, instead of actual words.

Tobias Hale lay in his room alone. Everyone else was out roaming the city. But he preferred to stay home and just rest. But he wanted to see Mother and Father. So he stood up and put on a hat to hide his skin and got out to find the Cullens.
Eventually he found the coven of vampires, and Renesmee, a halfling like himself. He put his arms around Alice and began walking with her. "Hey, Mother. How's the city?"

Demetri skipped down the street of Italy, this had become her home not too long ago. It was beautiful here. Her dark brown eyes sparkled as she made her way around a corner, she still didn't know too many people though.

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Kerni frowned as he walked down the street, he didn't like this place. He brushed his hair out of his eyes and kept walking, "This place is so weird..... I wonder if they have exploding catfood..... That would be awesome, I want to blow up catfood, who wants to help me?" he asked, his eyes were darkening up finally, he hadn't fed in awhile, which probably made the Cullens uneasy because he was still fairly young and hadn't quite adjusted to the diet. In fact he thought it tasted disgusting but he still didn't want to kill people.

Rosalie sighed, "Kerni, must you always come up with an odd idea? Like when you tried toasting a fork.... That didn't work out too well, remember how it flew through the air and nearly killed that poor stray cat? I still don't know what on earth that cat was doing in Forks, Washington. I thought cat's hated water." She said, running a hand through her golden hair.

"Aw, come on Rosalie.... It was cool, it went through the window! That was legendary and I posted it on YouTube!" Kerni said, grinning.

"I suppouse it was a.... Interesting event but I was confused, all I heard was glass breaking, a cat yowling. And then someone yelling, 'There's a fork in the cat! No, Kerni don't eat it!' I didn't think you would try to eat the cat though..." Rosalie said, looking a bit disgusted.

Tobias, who was still hanging on Alice, looked over at Kerni, who was rambling on about exploding catfood. He turned the other way in annoyance. He was way too hyper and loud. If attention wasn't already turned to them, it definitely would have been...

"Hey, Tobias, what do you think'll piss off the Volturi more? I go in there, Aro is all like, 'Hello again, old friend.' And I strip and start doing the Thriller dance. I kill off a family. Or if I simply start barking like a dog and panting when Aro starts talking again?" Kerni asked, his eyes sparkling with amusement.

Rosalie frowned, "I think the first one. And Kerni, ew... No one wants to see that."

"Hehe, come on Rosalie, you know you want me." Kerni said.

Rosalie now looked shocked, "Um, Kerni in case you haven't noticed...... I'm married." She said, trying to get that point across.

"Yeah, I know."

"Then why did you say that?"

"Because I could."

"You.Are.So.Odd."

Kerni shrugged, "So, what do you think'll piss 'em off the most?" he asked, again.

Tobias sighed. He really didn't like talking to most of the Cullens, Kerni especially. He was just too... odd. But if he didn't say anything, Kerni would just bug him more...
"I don't know... Probably killing someone off... But if you try any of that, the Volturi will come after us. They're already looking for reason because of Renesmee. So don't try ANYTHING or I will kill you myself." He threatened, and rested his head on Alice's shoulder as they walked.

Rosalie smiled at Tobias, "Ignore him-"

Kerni started singing... "It's the BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!!! YEAH!"

Rosalie's hands went directly to her ears, "Oh, dear... Kerni.... Please stop," She glanced back at Tobias, "Have you ever seen a more annoying vampire? I hope he grows out of it..." Her light golden eyes looked amused but also a bit annoyed.

Kerni started dancing down the street, "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!" He fake sobbed and started running down the street as fast as he would look human doing.

Tobias sighed. "He really is quite annoying, isn't he, Mother?" He asked, head still on her shoulder. He was only a little shorter than her, but he was probably going to grow a few more inches. He awaited the day where he wouldn't be the shortest in the coven, minus Renesmee.

Rosalie sighed, Tobias probably would never talk to her.

Kerni had disappeared around a corner a minute ago.

"Ah, he's gone." Rosalie said, looking a tiny bit too happy about that.

Demetri walked around a corner and found herself infront of the Cullens. She hadn't seen them before, they all seemed very.... Pale.

She hadn't moved her that long ago, though she knew everyone around here.

They all were oddly beautiful.

Rosalie frowned. Oh, great... Another human girl... She thought, darkly.

Alice looked down at Tobias, wearing her same cheerful smile as always, "The city is beautiful, as always," she said, stopping mid-step as she noticed Demetri.
"Tobias, go back to the house," Alice said, her premonition fresh in her mind yet again. She cringed slightly at the sudden remembrance.
"Hurry!" she said, swiftly removing Tobias from her arm and shoulder.

Madison pulled the hood of her long black cloak up to cover her face slowly as she left the alleyway, walking down the street just as slowly, though she was nearly quivering with the excitement of finally being let out of her not-so-new home.
Though she knew an older, more experienced Vampire would be following her 6-year-old body, she knew that the Vampire wouldn't bother her unless peril were to arise.

Rosalie was still frowning, she didn't want any more mortal's sucked into this vampire world.

"Alice.." Rosalie said, just as Demetri passed them.

"Why are mortal's so interested in us?" She asked, some bitterness in her tone.

She brushed her golden hair over her sholder again, looking slightly annoyed, it was an improvement over her glaring.


Kerni came running back, almost at vampire speed, he drew some attention but not a lot, he quickly leaped onto a statue, he was clinging to it's side like a monkey.

He smirked slightly and licked it's head, all the way from the neck up the the hair, he drew back looking disgusted, "Oh my God.... That was disgusting! What on earth-" He started licking his shirt, "Oh my God!" He obviously licked up something nasty.

"Tobias, go back to the house," Alice said, her premonition fresh in her mind yet again. She cringed slightly at the sudden remembrance.
"Hurry!" she said, swiftly removing Tobias from her arm and shoulder.

Tobias felt himself removed from Mother's shoulder as she screamed to go back to the house. Fast. He looked at the person who had just confonted them. They didn't seem bad... and he couldn't help but to stay put. "Mother... What's wrong? Why do I have to run?"

Rosalie was now looking at Tobias and Alice, "What's wrong, Alice?" she asked, her gold eyes curious. Though if anyone asked Jasper they would know she was completely annoyed. Why do humans have to be so drawn to us! They cause nothing but trouble..... She suddenly was very sad, she still wanted to be human. Everyone knew that by now.

Kerni ran toward them, still looking disgusted as he skidded to a stop infront of Alice and Tobias, "What's up, guys? By the way, statues are completely disgusting."

Is this guy trying to get attention, or is he really this rertarded? Tobias wondered. Kerni really wasn't calm ever. It was actually really getting on his nerves. "Mother is freaking out because of... her." He said, trying not to say "the human". "And, really Kerni, what's your problem? Are you just attention-hungry or are you really that dumb?" He asked. It had to come out. If it didn't now, it was going to come out later multiplied ten-fold.

Kerni raised an eyebrow, "I have no idea," He laughed and licked Tobias's head. In a similar way to when he licked the statue, "I really actually don't know what my problem is." Kerni smirked and started rolling on the ground laughing.

That was freaking halarious! Kerni thought.

Rosalie was staring at the scene she had just witnessed, "Did you just lick Tobias?" She asked, she sounded somewhere between laughter and shock.

Kerni nodded, "I licked Tobias's head!" He said, laughing hysterically.

Tobias kneeled down next to Kerni. "What the hell was that?" He asked with spite. He punched Kerni in the head so hard that it dented the road. "That was my face! That's so fricking gross!" He yelled and wiped his face on Kerni's shirt. "Really, if medicine worked on you full-bloods I'd hop up and go buy you ADHD pills before you could blink."

Kerni giggled like a little girl and licked Tobias again, "Arf," He said, laughing again. "I have ADHD! I have ADHD and I looove it! I licked Tobias Hale's head! And it was awesome! I am insane!" Kerni sang shortly before laughing, again. "Arf." He repeted.

Rosalie couldn't help but laugh, that was funny, "Come on, Tobias, he's just having fun. Though I think he's the most annoying man in the world...."

Yep, he probably is. Rosalie thought, she nodded to herself and then shrugged.

"I don't care. He's fricking gross!" Tobias said, punching him to leave a huge dent in the road. "Cut it out, Kerni. I won't hesitate to kill if you do that again." He threatened and wiped his face off to return to Alice.

Kerni giggled and then stood up, "Well congrats, popstar, you just managed to draw attention to us!" Kerni said, he pulled out an iPod and turned it on. "You really should get a hobby, man." He said, smirking.

Rosalie sighed, "He can do whatever he wants, Kerni." Truthfully she felt kind of bad for Tobias, he didn't have a real mother and he didn't appear to have any friends. She shook her head to clear the thoughts.

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Demetri hummed along to Tokio Hotel as she walked down the street, she kept thinking back to the odd family. I wonder what they're doing.... Demetri thought as she scanned through the songs on her iPod.

Tobias sighed and turned away from Kerni. There was no point in arguing with him. But one of these days, he'd rip Kerni apart and chuck him in the furnace. There'd be no more stress with the Cullens..