Here's a little background: I was visiting a site called seventh sanctum which has numerous random generators for most needs. One of its generators is called, "Humerous Anime Power generator" which comes up with random names for anime-esque attacks. So I'm chatting with a friend on an instant messenger, and I'm randomly typing in the names of these attacks, because they were funny. After a while of doing this, I came up with the idea to have a battle thread in which people can only use these attacks on each other. so here's how it works:
Name of character: (directing an attack at a user name can be tedious because some of us have really complex/long names.)
Attack/item they're using:

For example:
on my post: My character,(Roan) uses Pacifist Rogue Keen Algebra Chop on some users character (John).

on some users post: John counters Roan using his Volcano Knitting skills.

here's the link to the random attack generator. let the battle begin.
http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate. ... epowerjoke

oh, before I forget, the only rule I have at the moment is: no ganging up on people.
the way this is designed, it doesn't matter if you're hit or not, it's just for fun, so it isn't a real battle, so you can't god mode even if you wanted to.

like this:
Nani uses Arctic Flatulence on Roan.

exactly.

Roan blocks the attack with his legendary weapon, the Master Spoon!

Nani acknowledges Roans skill, and follows up her attack with Rap Tornado! (i imagine a tornado filled with rappers doing their thing.)

The rap tornado causes Roan to contract Hokey-Pokey Fever. He puts the left foot in, then the right foot out, as he takes "Crush Stinky medicine"
henceforth, this will be in an ic board. click here to go there. battle-randomness-t24464.html