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by Angelheart on Sat Nov 21, 2009 4:09 am
Part two is here folks!
26. Dragon is the reason the sky is blue, don't ask stupid questions.
27. Dragon coined the phrase "I see dead people." after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
28. There are only four horsemen of the Apocalypse, this is because Dragon is going to walk.
29. Dragon was once involved in a head-on car crash, of which he was the only survivor. Dragon was walking at that time.
30. Complaining of back pain, Atlas once asked Dragon to hold up the world for him. Dragon agreed, on the condition that Atlas would hold his immense sexiness. After five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.
31. Brigadier General Donald Alston once glimpsed Dragon in a K-mart wearing an American flag shirt. He now refuses to salute anyone else.
32. Dragon always has room for jell-o.
33. Dragon's edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.
34. Dragon's sexiness is commonly used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
35. Dragon once bit off more than he could chew, he ate it anyway.
36. Behind every great man, is a woman. Behind that woman, is Dragon.
37. Dragon puts the laughter in manslaughter.
38. When Dragon had alphabet soup, only the letters M and E come out.
39. Dragon is allowed to talk about fight club.
40. It is a well known fact that Dragon hates it when a plan comes together.
41. Dragon once killed a man with his own dead body.
42. The first human alphabet consisted of only the letters D, R, A, G, O, and N. Eventually the rest had to be added in so as to describe things that were not, in fact, awesome.
43. Dragon is the reason your son looks nothing like you.
44. Dragon shot the sheriff and the deputy.
45. Dragon once got an erection on board a train full of beautiful women....they will all be missed.
46. Dragon has such an understanding of the English language that he can use the word "sexy" as a preposition, adverb, and a conjunction all in the same sentence.
47. Dragon has the ability to kick all forms of ass known to man, 11 forms of ass unknown to man and 3 forms of unknown ass unknown to Yoda. He uses this ability on an hourly basis.
48. If you could calculate the amount of sexy generated by Dragon every second, you could make infinity feel ashamed of being ridiculously small.
49. When Dragon looks at a Magic-Eye illusion, the image changes into a picture of himself and it never changes back.
50. Dragon can tear glass, phonebooks are for losers.
Phew...wow, that was fun. Anyway, now that that's done, I suppose I can explain the whole reason why I bothered doing this in the first place, eh? Well, aside from the excruciating hours of boredom spent somewhere around my apartment, I spend my time here, talking to you lovely people. As it happens with any lengthy and engaging conversation, subjects come up that you just don't want to forget. One of those subjects (That seems to come up quite often, might I add.) is Dragon and his "sexiness". Personally, I thought that the whole subject was quite funny when I first heard it and as such, began to make jokes about it. Some of those jokes can be read in the above posts. So, for those of you that may think this is me brown nosing my buddy, you just might be right. But I haven't yet found a reason to attempt to gain the favor of another, especially over the internet, where said favor really doesn't benefit me in any way. So, for now these simply remain as little tidbits upon this site with but one purpose, entertainment. And as such, I hope that all reading thoroughly enjoy what's been posted, and I recommend that you post yourselves any comical or entertaining thing you may find or make-up here or anywhere on the forums. After all, each an every one of us are actors, entertaining those that we are writing with, and those that read the words we leave here.
Live, Laugh, and most of all...laugh some more!
Angelheart.
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