In the grim darkness of the 41st Millenium, there is only War...
...And it is AWESOME.
Big Boss Zogwurr is a member of the Blood Axes, one of the major Ork clans. However, he goes even further than most Blood Axes in the extent to which he will blatantly steal improve upon Imperial ideas, and is constantly experimenting with new mixtures of Ork and Imperial society. Lately, he's stolen borrowed invented from scratch a new idea. Something to ensure the success of his WAAAGH, and prevent it from any potential tarpits.
That's where you come on.
As a member of Da Warboss's Most 'Oly Orkquisition, ultimate power is vested in you, to undermine the enemies of Da Waaagh, and prevent "'dose other gitz" from doing the same. You will face opposition both external and internal, for there are few orks who do not seek to lead the Waaagh themselves. Fortunately, the mere idea, and name of the organization to which you belong instills fear into the heart of any Ork, and is the subject of many whispered rumors in the dark.
Well, that's the goal, at least. Right now, you're one of the guinea pigs test subjects founding members of the Orkquisition. While impressive in title, being a founding member has a few drawbacks. Make that a lot of drawbacks. Particular among them is the fact that nobody outside of you, the Boss, and some of the more important Nobs have ever heard of the Orkquisition, and is more likely to think that you made it up. Even displaying the Glyph of the Orkquisition (An O with three horizontal lines through it) doesn't get you a great deal of respect. Or any. In fact, you're pretty liable to get punched in the face when you try that, but that's pretty much the norm for Orks.
But you have your mission. Are you a bad enough Ork to save the president Warboss? Will you be able to get the Orkquisition off the ground up to ground level? Find out next time, on Dragonball Z In Da Name of Da Warboss!
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