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[Tæfarós]

JEEBUS, how has no one commented on that yet. Story of my life. Gives a new meaning to ~*tuxedo cat*~

O-oh, Cy, that must have been one hot gig. Always count on a balla such as yourself to be the world's greatest replacement. CAN I BE THAT RAD WHEN I GROW UP.

F'cking--Yonbi, scoop us up and take us there. I wanna be Canadian.

We might be moving soon, and galfriend possibly hooked me up with an internship. Cross your pawpads? I am writing... slowry, but I left mandatory viewing in the Write. I hope you haven't changed your keks recently.

[Yonbibuns]

Well, fer' one: That there Studio Ghibli movie is beautiful. I love it to pieces. And that does remind me of you. Because you're one tough kitty-bouncer with tuxedo-patterned fur. I'm probably that creepy cat whose trying to get all up in your grill. Chiba's the other bouncer-kitty running in the background to go kick some more cat-faces in. Alrighty. Love, love, love.

Cypher ; World's greatest replacement. Best title ever.

Will do, in my cat-bus. Just be sure you have all yer' things packed. It's gonna be a bumpy (probably snowy, too) ride.

I HAVEN'T CHECKED THAT THING IN FOREV'S.

[Wudgeous]

WOO YEAH BUMPER STICKER Yoooo! We ain't dead! I ain't dead. It's been a long ride in the catbus and half of us are falling asleep.

But we'll deliver this radish to momma soon enough.




That was supposed to sound optimistic and uplifting but I think it came out............ oh well.
Anyhow, I'm rolling a second character for the second act, bebes so you probably won't see him till then, but... ffff. It's gonna be a dickbag, for once; Terajima style. As opposed to Teriyaki sty---

Any unexplained phenomenon caused in yo' kiddies profiles can be blamed on him (or on him getting drunk with our lovely Isamu).
Including Cheek's balls. Especially Cheek's balls.
And especially any obscure parent murdering and burnt villages.

But uh... we think he's got a grreeeaat sense of humor, so he makes up for his awfulness through that. Sorta.

[Tæfarós]

TeheheHEHEHEHEHE.

Yes, the radish! I've literally three days of term left. Please spend your summer days performing yubitsume with us.

Oh si si si, you guys will love him. Wudgels has made him the best Teriyaki member. He even comes with delicious scars and a chewed off earlobe! Oh! And say hi to Jigen in the NPC page. What a pimp.

Also, our city recently acquired every Ghibli movie for show at the museum. Will try to see a handful of films (I've only gotten to watch Pom Poko and Porco Rosso all the way through).

(Help. I stumbled onto Final Fantasy X. All of the characters are Hands: Isamu is a samurai with sunglasses; Kaito is a destructive worldly force; Tsubasa is a boss monster; Tomoe is Riku; Sahen is probably a Chocobo with struttin' feathers; Cheek is an islander voiced by Bender from Futurama, fancy that.)

[Cypher]

Kaito is Sin? That's... Actually really fitting. Although it would have to be a joint venture with Raja, because the two of them combined is holyshit.

[Wudgeous]

... Oh yeah--weren't we saying Jigen and Kaito could have some rivalry thing going? Tae and I were saying Jigen and Kaito could have some rivalrymance thing going, dog and dog catcha. I think. So, there's that.

Raja would be Lulu. During the tutorial phase where she's teaching you magic, I kept using the wrong spell on purpose to piss her off and I thought this was very funny. HEAL THE ENEMY, YESSSS. Or she's Khimari, because he's grrreat.

Makoto is Yuna, which fits with Tomoe's Riku since they're buddy-buddy, but. But. She's now married to the weirdo samurai for some reason. But I guess that's okay, because with this set-up Raja will have John Dimaggio's Cheek's baby. Ahahah.



.... WHA--CHEWED OFF EARLOBE!? ISAMU, WHAT THE HELL
That is not kinky at all, that is just unusual and hurtful. How could you.

[Cypher]

No, Raja can't be Lulu because that makes everything between her and Kaito all weeeeeeiiiiiiiird. It also cancels out my subplot idea with thoughts of tentacles everywhere bwaaaaah.

But I like the Jigen/Kaito rivalry possibility. Vitriolic Best Bros for Life!

[Wudgeous]

Oh Cy, you're just jealous because you want John Dimaggio's baby for yourself. u_u Gosh! And you already have Maya, I don't think you need more naughty tentacles in your life, that would be vastly unhealthy

Vitriolic Best Enemies for Life if they give each other christmas presents in the form of bazooka'd cars and scratched David Bowie CDs! Oh man now they sound like a newly divorced couple, how grand

[Cypher]

Kaito wouldn't care about the car, but if Jigen gets anywhere near his LP collection, shit will get real.

[Yonbibuns]

Ahohohohohoho. If Cheek ever got too Cheeky around Raja, it'd probably end up like the majority of these. All of them. Even the ones that don't really make sense. In Vasquez' (Y'know, from Aliens) voice. "Or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil.

Brings me back. I kinna' wanna go back and play that FF because I'm sad how bad the recent FF's have been. And, I'm looking forward to seeing this new character, Wudge. YESSSS.

Kaito and Raja can share vital parts of Sin.

[Chiba Tomoe]

Guess who pulled an all nighter because she found a stray Siberian Husky at five in the morning? :D

[Astro_B0Y]

Hey guys, I apologize for my disappearing act. I know, i'm a jerk, but I'm ready for duty now...or something like that.

So Yonbi, Cypher, are we timeskipping to the hotel?

[Kurokiku]

Oh Bad Hands IC, wherefore art thou Bad Hands IC? I miss thee deeply, as well as thine associated OOC craziness and love.

[Tæfarós]

With meeee, slow and unsteady per usual, but here nonetheless! Gahh, bless you all for sticking around. We've been at high alert over here about leasing situations and jobs, got close but not quite, though that's no excuse for my neglecting the Gateway lately.

You're the nicest jerk, Astro. Thought everyone was waiting for the GM, really. Whichever one of us makes the move first is fine--I've got it partially written, but editing's no problem!

Ali you never sent me that husky. This is a problem. Steal someone's camera if you have to.

Wudge, we never specified who chewed off that earlobe. It could have been a stray dog! Not a Dog, just a dog. New character is weird like that.

Anyone got a cure for homesickness? Everyone's up and left for the summer. xD

[Kurokiku]

Hm, sure for homesickness... well, aside from all these awesome kids on Gateway, I recommend phone calls and/or text conversations, followed by feel-good movies and lots of fandom-related sugar and fluff. Funny GIFs on Tumblr and stupid memes and maybe even a good book.

At least, that works for me most of the time. Also, ice cream.

[Wudgeous]

ASTRO, WE LOVE YOU, WE MISS YOU

Wudge, we never specified who chewed off that earlobe. It could have been a stray dog! Not a Dog, just a dog. New character is weird like that.

Ah...... so about that dead dog--
But no seriously, he'll say it's Isamu's fault, if not outright his doing, regardless of what really happened. Because Hajime is a fabulous man who enjoys making the yakuza boys look to their oyabunny (and himself) with much, much unease.


Cure for homesickness. Uh. Whose Line youtube clips worked for me, partially. Funny gifs too. And roleplaying a dorky ship involving a cowgirl and a snake in her boot. I had less homesickness and more "I MISS MY CAAAAAATS" emotional trauma, though. :Da


HUSKYYYY. Those are like, some of my favorite dogs to look at. I've never actually met one in person. It would be an honor though.
I also like Corgies a lot, and I know about three of their ilk. Brandy, Penny and Garrus, all belonging to different owners. Apparently they're crazy popular little stumpy yoda dogs, but they're all so sweet. :)
(Although I often ignore Brandy in favor of the house's cat, Miles. Can you tell I'm one of those losers who makes best friends with the animals instead of actually interacting with people OTL)

[Astro_B0Y]

Daaaaw' You guys!

Whoever is the person that has the Corgie named Garrus just put themselves on my greatness list. That Mass Effect love.

[Yonbibuns]

The only one that's missing is Mordin. Next pet / creature / plant I get is going to be named Mordin. Affectionately.

Props for the Garrus!Corgie. Or, Garrus anything, for that matter. Oh, oh. Fabulous man-dog? Yes? Where is this fabulous man-dog? IS IT HIDING IN YOUR PROFILE WUDGE 'CAUSE I'M GONNA MAKE YOU RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE OVER THERE. Huskies are beautiful. I miss my cats.

// Mass high-five //

Time skip, ya-huh?

[Wudgeous]

Ehheeehhhh Solo's one weakness: love hotels. The only reason he has a swanky pad is so that he never has to set foot in a love hotel when he has a lady friend. Otherwise he'd go live in the jungle and befriend the wildlife, obviously

THERE IS NO MAN-DOG ANYWHERE WHAT---oh you mean Hajime? Okay I succumbed, he's got a WIP up; so he's not hiding, he's... reclining, I suppose.

As for Garrus-corgie, I am sure he loves you guys, too. <3 Might have to snap a picture next time I see him.

[Yonbibuns]

Ahahahahahahahaha.

New OTP: Solo and love hotels. All of them. Especially the dirty, naughty, swaggy ones. Oh, do I post now or wait for Hojopoobear to post first?

Wudge: Raja's gonna eat your boy for breakfast. His crinkled, ruthless forehead wrinkles are delicious. Like ribs.