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My First Parapost. Dead Edward Cullen.

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My First Parapost. Dead Edward Cullen.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Lamia on Sun Mar 01, 2009 1:47 am

This was actually a couple posts put together after i tracked them down again. I am up for any and all criticism. Be gentle. Don't be gentle. I don't care., I want to know what you all really think.

-He walks in from the forest, all bloodied. while he is happily licking his arm, he waves to the crowd that watches him curiously. his eyes are a mix of gold and blood red. Under his arm is the severed head of someone but yet no one can see. seeing all the faces staring at him curiously. he lobs the head high into the air. Where it falls back to the earth 15 seconds later in the middle of the crowd. They all circle around the severed head to find that its Edward Cullen. He waves at Bobbi while taking his time walking up to the crowd. out of habit Lamia takes his smokes from his pocket, and sees that they are all blooded, still he takes one from the pack, and after a few puffs off the lighter, light it. he makes his way through the crowd and picks up the Edward Cullen head.-
"Soccer anyone ?" Lamia asks.
-Lamia says while twirling the head on his finger like a basketball-

-Bobbi looks at him scrutinizing him.-
"How are you feeling?"

-Lamia kicks Edwards head over to Bobbi-
"I am fucking fantastic!"
-he says with an evil grin-

"What are you going to do Lamia?" Bobbi wonders out loud.

-Lamia holds his hands up in a sign that hes open-
"I am going to kill the sparkly bitches! what else!?" Lamia shouts from well across the clearing.
(I feel so alive! I have never felt like this before! Maybe this is why father has done this for me?)

-He catches the head and plays hacky sack with it-
He asks everyone. "Anyone else want to play with the Ed head before i put it in a pickled liquid jar?"

"I'll take you up on that offer Lamia!" Bobbi yells.

"OK"
-Lamia catches the ed had with his foot and starts playing hacky sack while making his
way over to Bobbi-

-Lamia makes his way over to Bobbi, careful not to drop the head or fall on his
own ass. when he finally makes it to her he pops the head in the air and catches
it, then Lamia faces the head so it is facing him. he picks up a twig and pokes
his finger hard. as blood starts to well up on his finger he sticks it in eds
mouth and swirls it around, then quickly removes it. for the mouth slammed shut.
yet the canines came out. just what Lamia was looking for. he then places a firm
grip on the tooth and rips it out. then repeats it for the other one. he then
tosses the head to Bobbi-
"I will be right back."
-Lamia says this as he heads off to the woods. Lamia returns some time later. "Looking just as he did when he left. when he made his way to Bobbi he pulls 2 necklaces out of his pocket. He hands one to Bobbi. and places the other one over his neck. Lamia then picks up the pendant that is hanging off of his and shows it to Bobbi. It was Edwards fang.
"hope you like it." Lamia says to Bobbi with an evil grin-

-Lamia sighs-
With reluctance Lamia tells Bobbi.
"alright its starting to decay i gotta pickle it."
-he kicks the head off of the ground and puts it under his arm and heads towards the lake-

-Lamia again returns some time later. with Edwards head in a jar full of greenish semi thick liquid. he places the jar by the tree. out of the moonlight. And sits by it with a lit cigarette-

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Re: My First Parapost. Dead Edward Cullen.

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby DarkSea on Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:52 am

lol, well I'd personally prefer if he killed himself, but ok. (I love twilight, just not edward)
"For the first nineteen years of my life nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not ever. And then I met a man called The Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end." -Rose Tyler

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