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What's Your Break-Up Line?
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by kjrated on Sun Dec 11, 2011 11:42 pm
"I used this compatibility test on the internet, and right before I saw the compatibility percentage, my computer crashed. I think it means that we need to break up now. I also read on the internet somewhere that if I didn't send this one message out twenty times, my boyfriend would try to stab me with a knife, so, yeah... I really loved those two weeks we had together, even though you were kind of a bitch, but, still... Yeah."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Abyss of Dreams on Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:11 pm
"I'm afraid I've put you into the 'friend' category."
I actually witnessed someone say that. It made my day.
I actually witnessed someone say that. It made my day.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by JessieeJesterr on Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:49 am
"I'm secretly working for CIA and I have to go on a secret mission I'm not sure if I'll ever see you again. Goodbye"
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by The Painkiller on Tue Dec 13, 2011 1:06 am
"It's not you, it's me.
I can't be with someone who sucks."
I can't be with someone who sucks."
I am not, in fact, a woman. Apparently, I have to affirm this. :v
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Lioness_RAWR on Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:49 pm
"So, you are like a brother/sister and kissing you has turned weird."
It's all about us, my perfect enemy.
We only have 30 minutes to listen to all the things she said.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Lilith Deus on Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:07 pm
"Uhhhh, I think it time we broke up, every time we have sex you stop every 5 seconds to catch your breath."
There is no hesitation in extermination of these snitches.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Perscription on Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:49 am
Six simple words: I'm not gay, but I'll learn.
“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
― Eleanor Roosevelt
― Eleanor Roosevelt
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by viper45 on Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:29 am
"The doctor told me that I only have 24 hours left to live, and there's no way I'm gonna spend them with you."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Rarikou on Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:09 am
"I would normally want to be with you forever... but. sadly, I don't/ Goodbye"
"What's the point in living, if you can't feel alive?"
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by PrincessX18 on Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:24 pm
You're really pretty, but I just can't stand you anymore.
"If I sign something for you, and I see it on Ebay, when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed." - Eminem
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Meekuhh on Thu Jan 26, 2012 6:10 pm
"It's not me...it's you." or "(insert foul word here) off."
I have to find another path. Define my own future. One uniquely mine. Not a page from someone else's book. Not a fate that begins and ends on page one. ~ Batgirl.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Sullenkiller on Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:02 pm
Its over.... byby
I stalk, I hide, I peer outside, But no need to fear, just the SullenKiller.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Atra'Lamia on Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:26 pm
Sorry, but it's not me, it's ALL you... you need someone with lower standards...
~gℓσяу αи∂ ρяαιѕє тσ тнєє ιи αℓℓ тнє ѕтєєρѕ σf |нєανєи| ωнєяє тнσυ
∂ι∂ѕт яєιgи, αи∂ ιи тнє ∂єєρѕ σf |нєℓℓ| ωнєяє fαℓℓєи тну ∂яєαм, ѕιℓєитℓу~
∂ι∂ѕт яєιgи, αи∂ ιи тнє ∂єєρѕ σf |нєℓℓ| ωнєяє fαℓℓєи тну ∂яєαм, ѕιℓєитℓу~
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Moosehoof on Sun Mar 11, 2012 4:12 pm
"I loved you...Until made me turn off Skyrim. Then I knew it would never work."
;3; Normally a guy would say that...but I'm a girl, and I love Skyrim <3
;3; Normally a guy would say that...but I'm a girl, and I love Skyrim <3
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If you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams." - Zack Fair, SOLIDER 1st Class
If you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams." - Zack Fair, SOLIDER 1st Class
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by WAAAGH! on Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:10 pm
Going off the skyrim comment: I used to love you, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Broken Picture on Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:01 pm
'It's not you, it's me. Actually, it is you. You kinda suck, goodbye.'
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Death Himself on Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:11 pm
"Well the stripper gives better lap dances"
My name is that which strikes fear into the hearts of billions.The very second you hear it you think of injury,blood,sickness,utter and complete end.Many avoid thinking about my name all together,but eventually everyone must think and or face it...................Death.So long as life is present there will be death,you may try to avoid it or hide from it.....but eventually it will catch you.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by RosalieFaraday on Mon May 07, 2012 8:29 am
"The Bitch is gone, Wanna come over?"
*Sent text to wife instead of girl friend*
*Sent text to wife instead of girl friend*
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Kokonoe on Mon May 07, 2012 11:41 am
You're my first love... and I hate you so damn much, you're also my last.
I am the beauty
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