Tell us, how do you break-up with someone? This is to be lighthearted, be as creative and funny as you can be.
My break-up line:
"I'm going to the store."
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What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Saarai on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:04 pm
"Are you professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?"
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by XKanojoOokamiX on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:17 pm
"I like you, but the guy in the van gives me candy. I think I'll go with him instead"
~AND~
"Who are you again?"
~AND~
"Who are you again?"
~Not even Spring herself, when she woke at dawn, would scarcely know. That we were gone~
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by irishguy on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:19 pm
"It's not me, it's you."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by ViceVersus on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:33 pm
"You're just too nice" which, paraphrased, is my way of saying -- "BACK OFF, CLINGY MCCLINGERSON" but in a more, I don't know. Roundabout manner.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by XKanojoOokamiX on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:34 pm
"You're hot, but Vice is Hotter" (Dedicated to ViceVersus) =P
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Saviarre on Thu Nov 18, 2010 9:38 pm
"After a great deal of consideration - and trust me, it's been tough - I've come to the conclusion that I am heterosexual. I prefer men."
("But I am a man!")
"No... not really."
("But I am a man!")
"No... not really."
(thanks for the picture, Mid! I love it!)
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Patcharoo on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:13 pm
"I'm a secret agent."
Circ wrote:When I first joined RolePlayGateway, it was a place where positive conflict fostered creativity and friendships were formed rather than cliques. Honesty and transparency were valued, new people were incorporated into the community rather than judged based on what style of writing they preferred, and despite the youthfulness and zeal of the population there prevailed a reasonable degree of common sense.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Draruto on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:16 pm
"you hurt me, i'm going hurt you. bye wrench."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Your_Dark_Prince on Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:28 pm
"Do you have any cute single gay friends?"
First Class and Fancy Free
She's high society,
She's got the best of everything,
What could I guy like me, ever really offer?
She is perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother?
Cause she is so high
High above me, She's so lovely
She's high society,
She's got the best of everything,
What could I guy like me, ever really offer?
She is perfect as she can be
Why should I even bother?
Cause she is so high
High above me, She's so lovely
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Saarai on Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:18 pm
"I'm pregnant."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by Skallagrim on Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:40 pm
"Sadly I look better in a kilt than you do in a dress..."
The writer who cares more about words than about characters, action, setting, atmosphere is unlikely to create a vivid and continuous dream; he gets in his own way too much; in his poetic drunkenness, he can't tell the cart- and its cargo- from the horse.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by onirukon on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:43 pm
"Yeah, my wife is in labor so i gotta go."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by ViceVersus on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:44 pm
^WIN. LMFAO.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by onirukon on Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:59 pm
Thank you "But I forgot to wear a condom last night, so I gonna leave before I need to pay child support."
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by ViceVersus on Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:19 pm
That's less of a win.
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by vintagedarksoul on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:57 pm
"... and that is why you are inferior to me and thus this will never work."
Cartoon trees? Yeah, I kill them often. XD Killin' Trees & Wastin' Ink
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by XKanojoOokamiX on Wed Nov 24, 2010 4:43 pm
"It's too dangerous to stay with me..So even though you love me and I love you..I must go because it's too dangerous to stay with me. ..Just so you know..I'm dangerous to be around..It's impossible to be with me..I'm causing unnecessary angst because I'm dangerous.." -Sparkles and sneaks out the window stalker style.-
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Re: What's Your Break-Up Line? ( )
by ViceVersus on Wed Nov 24, 2010 10:52 pm
"Sorry, I'm not a chubby-chaser."
Said by either sex.
Said by either sex.
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