(Parody of 'We R Who We R by Ke$ha' - enjoy!)

Song (c) Ke$ha and affiliated record label, lyrics (c) me!

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Nerds, and glorious,
if you're one of us then role with us,
'Cause we make our charries fall in love,
When we get our prosin' on and up!
And yes, of course we does,
We're runnin' this 'verse just like a club,
And no you don't wanna mess with us,
Enchantments on my neck-uh-luhs-uhs

Weave my little web of lies,
In my in-ter-net disguise,
I'm not this cool in real life,
So let's go go go, let's go!

We'll write until we can't, can't, can't-can't-can't-can't,
Make the world as we want, want, want-want-want-want,
Build it up from the start, start, start-start-start-start,
You know we're roleplayers, we are who we aren't!

I R L is no fun, fun, fun-fun-fun-fun,
Fantasy is the bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb,
Like nine thousand and one, one, one-one-one-one,
You know we’re roleplayers, we are who we aren’t!

G M, ramp it up,
It’s time this roleplay levelled up,
This marysue’s so ‘mysterious’,
It’s making my brain delirious!
I’m just, talkin’ truth,
I’m tellin’ you what you need to do,
Don’t wanna seem harsh, but you’re the boss, crack down on tools – hard.

Weave my little web of lies,
In my in-ter-net disguise,
I'm not this cool in real life,
So let's go go go, let's go!

We'll write until we can't, can't, can't-can't-can't-can't,
Make the world as we want, want, want-want-want-want,
Build it up from the start, start, start-start-start-start,
You know we're roleplayers, we are who we aren't!

I R L is no fun, fun, fun-fun-fun-fun,
Fantasy is the bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb,
Like nine thousand and one, one, one-one-one-one,
You know we’re roleplayers, we are who we aren’t!

G M, ramp it up-up-up-up-up-up
G M, ramp it up-up-up-up-up-up
G M, ramp it up-up-up-up-up-up
G M, ramp it up-up-up-up-up-up

We'll write until we can't, can't, can't-can't-can't-can't,
Make the world as we want, want, want-want-want-want,
Build it up from the start, start, start-start-start-start,
You know we're roleplayers, we are who we aren't!

I R L is no fun, fun, fun-fun-fun-fun,
Fantasy is the bomb, bomb, bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb,
Like nine thousand and one, one, one-one-one-one,
You know we’re roleplayers, we are who we aren’t!

This is glorious!!!

I want to hear it, badly!

It would make Ke$ha bearable!

damn those r good

That's a good song ♥

Me gusta. Mucho.

I loved reading these lyrics. If you would need someone to sing it, I'd be willing. Just throwing that out there.

I actually did a rough version of the song which you can listen to here. I haven't touched it in a year or so, so pardon it - definitely a work in progress.

EDIT: Haha, giving it a second listen, I really need to go back and fix it. Perhaps this will give me the inspiration to do so.