i'd do ALL OF THEM! YES!

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Woah, how on earth did I miss this topic?

I need to keep an eye out on new topics rather than keeping my nose in the "View Your Posts" link.

1) Would you marry a clown? The clown (he or she) is a clown all the time. He/She has all the things you like (for me thats just being a human ), and committed (if you want the clown to be.)

No. I hate clowns. I am a little scared of them, but overall just would rather not be around them. I attacked one when I was little, it frightened me so much. I don't know if any of you watch CSI...But there was this one episode where two clowns got into a fight and one ended up dying somehow. I think he was smothered with a pillow. Well, the family stripped the dead clown and threw him somewhere, in a dump or something. The wife had asked her husband to keep his outfit, because she reeeeally liked clowns, if you know what I mean...My fiance will never forget that episode. He hates CSI, and will forever tease me about loving it. He always brings up that episode.

2)Would you rather belly dance in fron of 1500 people or watch a adult movie (the sexy ones:P) with your grandma?

Belly Dance. No question. I've technically already done this. In 6th grade, my family went on a cruise. We departed from Tampa on Halloween and came back 7 days later. Well, because it was Halloween, there were events all over the cruise ship, including a costume contest. I was dressed as a cute little genie. (I'll have to scan the photo into my computer and upload it in the photo thread or something; I was so darn cute!) Well apparently, the contest was being broadcast to every TV on the ship, so while I was bellydancing across the stage, everyone on the ship saw me.

But besides that, I would much rather belly dance in front of a lot of people I didn't know that would probably forget me in an hour, than watch porn with my grandmother. Ew. Just...Ew.

No I would not marry a clown. I'm too dark.

As for belly dancing or porn with grandma.... Well let's seee. Would anyone honestly WANT to watch me belly dance? Not really. But seeing as all my grandparents are dead it would make the alternative rather difficult as well. Do we get to have stand ins for the porno option?

1. Like Melfina, I'm a little scared of clowns so I wouldn't want to roll over in the middle of the night and see that face looming over me. I think it'd give me a mini heart attack.

2. Bellydance. I have no grandparents now and I wouldn't want to offend them anyway by bringing them to an adult movie. That and I have no interest in adult movies. Do I get bellydancing lessons beforehand?