Uhm.
No.
I have to say, I'm kind of shallow.
And I'm more into the natural look when it comes to make-up, though I do find eyeliner attractive. Not too much, but still. Right, enough about that. And I'd second that, 'Anime Fairy'.

If I'm having to step onto their shoes to kiss them, or even turn my head even MORE because of the nose, then nooo. And Rainbow Afros? Don't get me started. Ick.Not to mention the nasty figure the suit must give women... ew.
The adult movie with my grandma.
I can't dance. And I'm shy as hell.
And besides, doesn't say my grandmother has to be awake!
Besides, I don't get much out of them anyway.
Sluts are sluts, and I leave it at that. What a turn off. xD
Though then again giving your grandmother sleeping pills is damned creepy.