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Postby Mega Man on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:31 pm

Hello everyone!

These are two questions that I have been asking for the last day and a bit:

1) Would you marry a clown? The clown (he or she) is a clown all the time. He/She has all the things you like (for me thats just being a human :P), and committed (if you want the clown to be.)

2)Would you rather belly dance in fron of 1500 people or watch a adult movie (the sexy ones:P) with your grandma?

Please answer!!!!
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Tarmo of the Dusk on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:39 pm

1) Would you marry a clown? The clown (he or she) is a clown all the time. He/She has all the things you like (for me thats just being a human ), and committed (if you want the clown to be.)
Uhhh... No
2)Would you rather belly dance in fron of 1500 people or watch a adult movie (the sexy ones:P) with your grandma?

Neither.


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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Jadeling Hawkins on Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:05 pm

What interesting questions ^^ Well, here are my answers:

1) Would you marry a clown? The clown (he or she) is a clown all the time. He/She has all the things you like (for me thats just being a human :P), and committed (if you want the clown to be.)

Well, if they're a good person and committed, why not? :) I'd rather marry a clown than a drug dealer, that's for sure ^^

2)Would you rather belly dance in fron of 1500 people or watch a adult movie (the sexy ones:P) with your grandma? Well, I'm extremely uninterested in 'adult' movies, so I guess I'd rather belly dance. Heck, 1499 of the people would be so horrified they'd close their eyes anyway! XD
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby quidhala on Tue Dec 04, 2007 2:02 am

I would not marry a clown. I don't like girls who wear too much makeup. And if she cried... <shivers>
Also, clowns are invariably evil and are just entertaining you until you are lulled into a false sense of trust, and then "Bang!" They wrap you up in cotton candy and suck out your juices with a crazy-twisty straw.

I refuse to answer the final question. That is the kindo question you only answer with a gun pointed at your head.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Mega Man on Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:01 am

They're not that bad...I've already answered them :P

1) I would marry a clown coz it'd be awsome fun :P Coz like when you shared a passionate kiss and your noses met it would make a funny noise.

2) Watch an adult movie with my grandma anyday
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Village Alchemist on Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:28 am

1. Need more details before I can answer this question.
2. Belly-dance. My grandma is a religious nut. SHE-FOUNDED-HER-OWN-CHURCH. If I'm gonna' watch porn, I wanna' do it as far away from her as possible. Besides, dancing is fun. :mrgreen:
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Aelita on Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:42 am

Wow, lol, what provoked you to ask these questions MegaMan? ^^

1) Would you marry a clown? The clown (he or she) is a clown all the time. He/She has all the things you like (for me thats just being a human ), and committed (if you want the clown to be.)
No...I don't believe I would ever marry an actual clown. I think that the intimate part would be ruined by the sound of the nose. Not to mention the big feet and wide outfit. ^^"

2)Would you rather belly dance in fron of 1500 people or watch a adult movie (the sexy ones:P) with your grandma?
O.O I would never watch an adult movie with my grandmother! I don't even like adult movies! >< lol My grandmother is highly religious.
Would I belly dance in from of over a thousand people? >< I'm chicken, so no...But I think it would be a fun experience. ^_^ Especially the outfits, I love their outfits.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Jakob Gray on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:20 pm

Uhm.
No.
I have to say, I'm kind of shallow.
And I'm more into the natural look when it comes to make-up, though I do find eyeliner attractive. Not too much, but still. Right, enough about that. And I'd second that, 'Anime Fairy'. :P
If I'm having to step onto their shoes to kiss them, or even turn my head even MORE because of the nose, then nooo. And Rainbow Afros? Don't get me started. Ick.Not to mention the nasty figure the suit must give women... ew.

The adult movie with my grandma.
I can't dance. And I'm shy as hell.
And besides, doesn't say my grandmother has to be awake!
Besides, I don't get much out of them anyway.
Sluts are sluts, and I leave it at that. What a turn off. xD
Though then again giving your grandmother sleeping pills is damned creepy.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Aelita on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:41 pm

xD Come on Jakob! I am sure you would be a wonderful dancer! ^_~
o.o Giving your grandmother sleeping pills would be creepy.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby aeleon on Tue Dec 04, 2007 4:48 pm

I don't know what it means for them to be "a clown all the time"; members of my family have married clowns, and they're not "clowns all the time" It's an entertainment occupation, like singing or acting. I think it would be cool; some of my family have worked in the circus, and I think that's one of the coolest jobs ever.

And I'd surely bellydance in front of people before watching porn with my grandma. Hell, I think I'd bellydance in front of tons of people for a reasonable sum of money, too. I bellydance in front of people for fun when I'm getting down at the club sometimes.
As you recall, you know I love to show off,
But you never thought that I would take it this far.
What do you know?


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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Jakob Gray on Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:11 pm

Aeleon, he meant that the clown was ALWAYS dressed like a clown, etc.
A joke.

Yeah, suuuuure.
I can do the robot/ghettobot, skank, and I can mosh.
Skanking is how you dance to Ska music, by the way.
It does not include being a skank, skanky, or anything having to do with women/men who dress sluttily.
But if it's real dancing, hell no, I'm far from able.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby aeleon on Wed Dec 05, 2007 3:35 am

Skanking is hilarious.

& that's not real question, it's like asking if you'd marry one of those people who wore the big costumes of Sesame Street characters like big bird if they did it all the time. Pretty impossible, no?
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Tarmo of the Dusk on Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:55 am

My cousin choose the following:

1)Yes

2) Adult Movie with Grandmother o.O

--My family is Akward...-
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Aelita on Wed Dec 05, 2007 6:58 am

XD well, I'm outa luck then huh? xD
But those are interesting moves.

Your cousin chose those? lol
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Tarmo of the Dusk on Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:03 am

My mother chose the same thing to >.> <.<

Told you my family was a little bit... off.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Vexar on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:08 am

I CHOOSE...

1) My clown, my very own balloon animal maker... I'd have her panted like an anime chick too <<; oh yes... You didn't specify the paint ( I almost typed panties) ... It would be a hot clown in which I could live my anime fantasies on.

2) I'd choose to belly dance, but it'd be belly dance dancing... since you didn't specify the location..it would be on a dance dance game or pump it up machine.. in which 1500 people would be amazed... either way... If I were to watch porn in front of my grandmother, she wouldn't see it... because I would be IN FRONT of her <<;..

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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Smokescreen on Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:10 pm

I don't like the direction of this thread...no...not one bit.
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby Vexar on Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:24 pm

Yes... this thread should be edited as Perverted.. Mature only
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Re: Would you...? ( )

Postby vampIR on Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:27 pm

Oh my god, these are the kinds of things me and my brothers talk about every night XD

Anyway,

1. No, I'm already enough of a clown on my own thank you very much.

2. I really don't know, both are just soooo tempting. Maybe belly dance, my grandma would probably die of a heart attack if she saw either though.
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