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Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:17 pm

So I got this idea from the improv show, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" Basically, the gist of this is to pretend that you are on a celebrity talk show, like "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," "Late Night With Conan O'Brien," "Late Show With David Letterman," or "Jimmy Kimmel Live." You insert a bad (maybe inappropriate) anecdote, which is a short/amusing/interesting account which may depict a real incident or person as Wikipedia defines it. Remember though, to stay within the Rules of RPG. Your anecdote may be a paragraph, or a single line.

Consider this my first attempt at a Forum Game...and here...we...go.

*Takes a sip of water*

So then I hid the body in the trunk, and everyone's like 'what's its smell like?'
Like a stranger on a grate, or a skylark, or a taper, flying ever upward and knowing of love's satiety. Our dreams beyond the Sun and into the expanse of Night doth sound a quiet hymn.

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby WaltJRimmer on Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:43 pm

*Stands up*

So, when I was drunk I got this CRAZY tatoo... *Begins unzipping pants.*
"And that... Is all I can tell you." - The Bard.

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:43 pm

So this one time, I was locked in a cabin in the woods, and the only thing I had with me were five bottles of Pepto Bismol.

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby WaltJRimmer on Sat Dec 22, 2012 7:48 pm

"Well, that's when lawyers got involved and, oh, wait, that's right. I wasn't supposed to discuss this outside of court."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby LawOfTheLand on Sat Dec 22, 2012 8:13 pm

"Next thing I know, my mom's yelling at me and I'm like sheesh, I'm 17 with a car and a job, yet I order one call girl and it's the end of the world."
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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Sat Dec 22, 2012 11:30 pm

"You know, sometimes you become an idiot, and you see a copy machine. Then you're like 'oh cool, a copy machine.' Well, I tell yah, those Bibles..."

*shakes head*

"Yeah...no."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby WaltJRimmer on Wed Dec 26, 2012 1:03 am

"On, yeah. Acne is a big worry in Hollywood. This one time, I took my shirt off and I had a zit that was so big and red, I thought it was a third nipple!"

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Wed Dec 26, 2012 7:52 pm

"So long story short, we had to get a new toilet."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"Turn out that joke was offensive to like, 70% of western Europe."
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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Wed Jan 16, 2013 4:58 pm

"Well...I didn't know he was a rabbi, but the plus side was, she was a blonde."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"But, I mean, come on, I grew up spending my summers in Italy just like everyone else, like what are the rest of you people complaining about?"
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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"And that's why I'm no longer allowed within 500 meters of a Subway."
Don't piss me off. I will personally come to your house and tilt every painting I come across.

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Thu Jan 17, 2013 5:35 pm

*laughs with Jay Leno*

"It's true, I didn't use my hands...at all. I had the C chord, the G chord, but I was never able to get the D chord."
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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"And that's how you get your entire family ex-communicated."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby ViceVersus on Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:19 am

*smacks Conan's desk*

"NO. No, you're not LISTENING TO ME. If you put bags of ice under the wheels, they melt, and the car can just roll off the cliff while you're miles away .. "

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby VindicatedPurpose on Fri Jan 18, 2013 6:26 pm

*takes a sip*

"Yeah it was hilarious...at the time. We left the scene, Shawn had a scar across his forehead, and we called him Harry Potter for awhile."
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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"While setting him on fire was probably not the best idea, I still managed to get the new Iphone first."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby WaltJRimmer on Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:41 pm

"Oh yeah. To this day, most of the people that work customs still know me on a first name basis. You know, for Christmas they gave me a 25 pound bag of sugar. Got a great laugh out of that."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"Clearly they had no idea that she was actually a guy."

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Re: Bad Anecdotes to Tell on a Celebrity Talk Show

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"I never knew you could use a paper clip like that."

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