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Battle of the Wits

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Remæus on Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:53 pm

A battle of intelligence, wit, and ultimately... insults.

This is a reincarnation of a very famous topic from AM's youth. Hats off to the original and its creator.

The objective: Insult the (t)Wittiest.
How it works: Insult the person who made the most recent post. If their insult was weak, call them out! Otherwise, just make an insult about them that is better than theirs about the person before them.
The rules:
  • All insults are meant to be humorous. Under no circumstance should any of these insults be taken seriously.
  • There are to be nothing beyond rated PG13: no sexual insults, no excessive cursing.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Midnight on Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:46 pm

(are your momma jokes allowed)

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Gabriel Faile on Fri Sep 22, 2006 12:13 am

Jeezus Midnight, turn down the brackets and turn up the insults. I mean your total lack of grammer and punctuation leaves one speachless.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Remæus on Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:00 pm

So does your spelling.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Gabriel Faile on Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:03 am

You're leadership in this disgusting thing we call a community is laughable compared to my spelling.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Remæus on Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:08 am

The correct word is "Your", not "You're". You don't deserve your posting rights, so get off my block.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Gabriel Faile on Tue Sep 26, 2006 3:14 pm

I laugh at your corrections, due to your complete lack of moral fiber and skill at moderating and maintaining a web community.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Zhelir Darkfall on Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:40 pm

I laugh at your ability to effectively insult him. I've had pissed off customers give worse lashings.
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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby No Dice on Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:37 pm

This is where you go back to that job because at insulting, you PHAIL!
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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Treize Khushrenada on Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:40 am

And this is where you go back to yours, because that pretty face is only good for your gig at the street corner, not roleplay. ; )

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby No Dice on Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:41 am

You're adopted and nobody loves you.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Remæus on Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:15 am

You're NOT adopted and still unloved.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Gabriel Faile on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:00 am

Your parents would be devistated if they knew such a lame insult came from you. Though it shows more creativity than anything else you've ever done.
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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby No Dice on Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:41 pm

Your parents would be devastated if they found out you had plastic surgery to resemble Richard Simmons.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Gabriel Faile on Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:24 pm

It gets me more women in tight clothes in a week than you will see in your life. Including the massive amounts of porn you watch every week.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby miyumi on Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:39 pm

And how many women is that, two? ((boo-ya! Double insult!))

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Je Suis INSANE on Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:50 pm

Like the two you had last night?

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby SinfulSoul on Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:19 am

Aw, that's cute. You're jealous.
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Re: Battle of the Wits

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Ghost_x1000 on Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:13 pm

Well we can't all be priests... I mean celibate monks (yeah, I meant celebate monks) like you.
Boo.

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Re: Battle of the Wits

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Prometheus on Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:30 pm

What's worse is celibate that is not a monk.

Like you.

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