No complaints (a little bit of rappin)

I woke up today.
I can't complain, I ain't got no complaints.
I ain't gotta act all hard as if I ain't already made.
Man I'm straight.
I ain't even tryna act as if I ain't.
If you gettin paid, you know I'm witchu homie.
I can't hate.
I don't understand why people gotta hate.
Gotta fake.
Gotta cuss and raise a fuss to be somebody.
That they ain't.
I ain't gonna diss my mama or pretend my life was great.
I'm just gonna keep it real.
Use rap to show you how I feel.
And I ain't famous.
I ain't tryna come up off of nuthin yall.
I don't need to sell a record.
I just need some comfort dawg.

Baby just keep it real with me.
I ain't tryna get all up in somethin.
You can say I'm buzzin when I'm drunk.
But I'm never thuggin.
Never hit a woman, never been a busta.
Can't pronounce what half them drugs mean.
I've only ever been a hustlah.
That's all I ever wanna be.

Every day it seems like everybody wanna see me fail.
Steppin on my toes and wanna see me in and outta jail.
But I prevail.
Still it seems, haters still wantin more and more from me.
I'm lowkey, I don't need to tote a gun to be a G.
It's inbedded, quite intended, I'm already certified.
Still alive.
Ten years since I should have died.
I'm alright.
I won't get too deep, just wanna live my life.
I'm doing that.
Check that off the list of what I ain't done yet.
I'm a vet, still a pimp.
I walk around here celibate.
I ain't even tryna mack, I'm waitin for the perfect chick.
Making money.
Saving up for one day I can say I'm rich.
And I'm lit.
Working seven days a week to make it manifest.

Baby just keep it real with me.
I ain't tryna get all up in somethin.
You can say I'm buzzin when I'm drunk.
But I'm never thuggin.
Never hit a woman, never been a busta.
Can't pronounce what half them drugs mean.
I've only ever been a hustlah.
That's all I ever wanna be.

You can say I ain't a hustler yall.
That don't phase me much.
Words will not compare to all the realness I came from.
Them slums will eat you up.
Jack boys will beat you up.
And trick you out.
Real ones know exactly what I'm talkin bout.
So I ain't gotta brag or flag, put on a mask or show my ass.
I don't sag, I dress up good for yall cuz I've been really bad.
I'm lookin good, feelin great.
That's just how I demonstrate.

Baby just keep it real with me.
I ain't tryna get all up in somethin.
You can say I'm buzzin when I'm drunk.
But I'm never thuggin.
Never hit a woman, never been a busta.
Can't pronounce what half them drugs mean.
I've only ever been a hustlah.
That's all I ever wanna be.

I give respect.
And I'm showing love because I want it back.
Yeah I rap.
But just because I rap, that doesn't mean I'm black.
Doesn't mean I'm sellin crack.
Or that I'll stab you in the back.
I keeps it real.
So if you wanna hate on me, that's how you feel.
I'm sorry I don't need a record deal.
No I can't pretend.
I ain't really ballin, but I'm ballin when it's in my hand.
And I don't play.
I'm taking it straight to the bank like every day.
Yeah I save.
That's what happens when you're sick of being slaved.
Cradle to the grave.
I swear to God I'll never be the same.
The game has changed.
But that don't even matter when you're this insane.

Baby just keep it real with me.
I ain't tryna get all up in somethin.
You can say I'm buzzin when I'm drunk.
But I'm never thuggin.
Never hit a woman, never been a busta.
Can't pronounce what half them drugs mean.
I've only ever been a hustlah.
That's all I ever wanna be.

Three steps ahead.
All that really matters is you gettin bread.
No matter what remember tho to not let it get to your head.
Engraved into my brain.
Just stay humble and maintain.
I ain't tryna run the streets.
I'm tryna be the next Keanu Reeves.
I woke up today.
I can't complain, I ain't got no complaints.
And when it's all said and done.
I guess that's all I gotta say.

Baby just keep it real with me.
I ain't tryna get all up in somethin.
You can say I'm buzzin when I'm drunk.
But I'm never thuggin.
Never hit a woman, never been a busta.
Can't pronounce what half them drugs mean.
I've only ever been a hustlah.
That's all I ever wanna be.

Baby just keep it real with me.
I ain't tryna get all up in somethin.
You can say I'm buzzin when I'm drunk.
But I'm never thuggin.
Never hit a woman, never been a busta.
Can't pronounce what half them drugs mean.
I've only ever been a hustlah.
That's all I ever wanna be.

Enter the dragon.

Ayo tap me in.

Here we go.

I spit fire.
Venomous flames of hot lava.
Fly down from the sky and destroy your armada.
A ghost writer.
My wings will shadow the empire.
It's done dada.
Every step I take, an earthquake.
Stab me in the belly of the beast.
The sword breaks.
Hoarding treasure.
Blazened bronze and gold is my pleasure.
With scale texture.
I can soar high through any weather.
And swim deeper.
A green and purple people eater.
With both eyes and both horns.
I scorch the earth from the moment I'm born.
My teeth are like a crocodile.
With fangs the size of a small child.
I'm born wild.
My very presence is vile.
With a snake's tongue and catlike eyes.
No disguise.
Lions and tigers and bears oh my.
Breakfast.
Yeah, I'm the king of wreckless.
The god who gave fire to the human apprentice.
My reign is endless.
My stealth is soundless.
I'm a menace to society.
My terror is boundless.
I sit on top of the highest mountains.
They call me the devil.
I'm the scourge of the earth.
And I live in an underground cave with a hearth.
I'm richer than the mightiest kings to ever be.
Both their crowns and their bones.
Form the lair where I sleep.
My cologne is sulphur and ash.
And cooked meat.
I'm every animal combined.
Into something unique.
My entire essence is majestic, no question.
It's magic.
Whether fairytales or children's nightmares.
It's tragic.
What, you never seen a lizard rap?
As soon as I spit, yall better stand back.
I'm equipped with the gift.
I will marinade you.
And yall will end up on my menu.
A spicy barbeque.

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Listen...

Only thing I'm fuckin is retarded... And the only thing that's fuckin me is life... Hillbilly.... I A&W Root Beer since 1919, one of a kine, subliminal mine, sign, fine, let me rewind. I'm... Mime.. Simon says, climb. Now I will shine. I'm like that sun, high, cloud in the sky. I'm... Mime.. I will provide, mine. I, am what I am. Time. Créme de la créme, life. I am not him. Strife. I don't forgive, fight. Get it how you live, right? Left where I am. What? I feel like the man but, cut. What? I said rewind but, I'm the messiah. Not like Mariah, but like the Maya, head first, head rest, head burst, headless. Needless, feed this. Police heed this. Eat this. I skeet this.. Hillbilly... Sister mah, grandpa. Atlanta. Tampa... Yodelayheehoo the loo are you? I'm too good for a haiku. Plus.. your attitude is too crude.. you should let it soothe before it suits you.. I can four hundred and ten again. Domini.. I live in luxury, you ain't even armed to me. But I'm in harmony. You ain't even harmin me.. You are at it with me, you should be dramatic with me.. But I'm just pissy, I'm deranged, I'm just gettin tipsy.. I'm insane. you just deal with crazy people, I'm just feelin drizzy... One more cigarette, and I'll be feelin pretty dizzy. Are you still with me? I rhyme like Edgar Al Capone... so if you think this is dope, hand me a microphone and a sick beat to ride on.. I don't care, it's not my affair.. I just watched him get Voltaired by a dude in a wheelchair. Yeah (lol)... Now we're here now we're there now we're likely everywhere to scare the unaware so beware the nightmare. Yeah (lol)... Not to flame or to troll, but to pay the toll, bam. Not to be flamboyant man, not to spam but to blam. Blum blam. Brains look like gray eggs and ham. Sorry ma'am. Scam. Fifty million dollars for a hand, slam. Now we're right back where we started. I'm retarded. I'm an artist.. skilled enough to say that you have shidded and you farded. I'm a martian. You're a cockroach. I'm a heathen. You are pot roast. No deceivin. They were laughin. Now they cryin, but pretend don't.. And my real life? Innuendo. And you're real life? It's Nintendo. You pretend to be good at kendo. Then you get whooped merely by the crescendo... Hillbilly... Dumb as an indigent, incest, inbred. Corn fed, immigrant, redneck, idiot. Still workin harder than a whore on her fifth kid. Prone to tell it all, honest dip shit, misfit. Wishlist. Don't be a bitch, on some bitch shit. Real tip. You'sa a bitch's bitch, bitch, that's some real bitch shit. Can't delete real bitchness... My business, get this, it's extracurricular. The sound of a round will effect your articular. I'm particular, so don't be a dingleberry. Cuz I'm your huckleberry, chancellery with vocabulary. Murder you with punctuation, articulation and myriads.. of prose or poetry, of commas and of periods.. Dawg I'm serious.. Everything I do is appalling you... But what can a bitch do? Simmer like bitch stew. That was twenty twenty one. Next is twenty two.

Drakodylian's rhyme, is like a fire after daytime.
I find it dark but warm, and with good humor in good taste.
With such skill, the epic thrill.
To walk the dragon's trail in maytime.
What are elves, orcs and humans?
If not the dragon's playtime.

Yet I find the elves are lacking.
Some high magic be forgot.
Only vulgar words from Duran's brood.
Have no wit to conjure more.
Sought they fit to spit and drool.
Yet their simple mindedness radiates like the evening sun.
Sinking away into obscurity.

Fair it is to give disclaimer.
Right it is in good truth bringing.
But a low blow to little bells not ringing.
Clearly lacking in intelligence.
Even rolling in the mud hill.
Until its neck turned blue.
Still wiser than the rambling fox.
Or maybe not, but still.

Perhaps they are disabled.
Or little ackward boys.
I do not see a reason to take away their toys.
Just because you are getting plump.
And have not seen it in a month.
Doesn't give you the right to jump.
I guess you are a frog prince, or a chump.
Chimp? Simp? Imp? Drow, whoa, cut the sound.
Lest we speak of how the dragons tore it all down.

Once upon a time but not very long ago.
I watched the sun set over the brackish waters.
Deep into the swamplands where the dark elves roam.
Yet they did not ask to be hidden from day.
Such is that destiny of Duran's brood.
Ill fated to live in exile as outcastly wild fae.
For whom the bell tolls, they chuckle.
And dart quicker than a hustler's shuffle.

We will return to the light they say.
For honor and for justice.
The freedom and the ruckus, you can't duck this.
You're out of luck, so I guess that means you're luckless.
Just like us they say in the tar pit bogs.
But there is a difference between pig dogs and hogs.
Never the wiser with perked pointed ears.
Those silver bells chiming as the deer sled appears.

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Life is hard, but it's clear who I confide in.
Good job Brandon, I mean fuck Joe Biden.
And fuck gay pride, little homo ass parades.
And cowardly ass liars and internet masquerades.
Little dick bitches who want a sex change.
Yet you have the audacity to call me deranged.
I watched my own countrymen try to incite wars.
But when push came to shove, they hid behind closed doors.
Black people rioting and looting the streets.
White people can't do that, they call the police.
While marines get arrested for their freedom of speech.
You can only be a racist if your skin is peach.
Gas shortages and high prices climbing higher over time.
Meanwhile, helping our enemies build a pipeline.
I watched Antifa get invited inside our capital.
Under the headlines of KKK Neo-Nazi propaganda.
While the president abandoned our troops in Afghanistan.
Now our black hawks are being flown by the Taliban.
Mandatory vaccinations, and now everybody's gone.
Cuz that last flu shot was the fuckin omicron.
And everybody hates you because you're too smart.
Cuz you won't take shit from an autistic retard.
Lazy fat people making light behind computer screens.
Nobody wants to work, it's the great resignation.
Collecting money from the government, it's a cowards dream.
But it's hard working tax payers who are living a nightmare.
Turkey is too expensive for Thanksgiving, cheaper to steal.
Christmas tree shortages, so the branches aren't real.
Global warming from the Arctic, migrations down south.
It's the end of the fucking world for crying out loud.
Police won't do their jobs any more, and who can blame them?
They've been corrupt for so long, the whole country shamed them.
FedEx drivers finding support dogs and stealin them.
EMS doctors dropping patients on their heads and killin them.
No likes for the little girl who needs a brand new heart.
But there's 50 million subscribers to watch a fish fart.
What's wrong with this fucking world, for real?
It's fubar, so you can suck my dick little bitch.
Cuz it's very plain to see that I'm anti-communist.
Anti-fascist, anti-racist, anti-LBGQ, anti-you.
And I'll continue to say it to your face just like I do.
I don't care if you're offended by anything I say.
In my opinion, you retards should have been aborted anyway.
That's the real problem with the world if you ask me.
Too many people breeding and producing bad seeds.
Just look at who you voted into office, you can't hide it.
You're stupid as fuck and you can't even deny it.
I wish one of you would just have the balls to admit it.
But y'all a bunch of nerds, you ain't shit but some bitches.
Every single one of you pussies is on my hit list.
And we're gonna make it hard for you like nobody's business.

You should skip this too cuz uhh...

I second that thought, and in fact I agree.
If this is your army, I'm proud to be your enemy.
You tore down the wall we built, what a waste of energy.
Not even to mention all the billions we invested.
Now the border crisis is back, we're infested.
Even worse than before, it's almost like you planned it.
As you get on that ship and flee to a different planet.
Welcome to prison Earth, the freedom fighter's last stand.
As we watch China succeed with their 100 year plan.
Girls kissing girls, at least they can't overpopulate.
Chestnut trees and honey bees, butterflies and coral reefs.
One person picking up, thirty others littering.
It's a losing battle, but we're all gonna pay for it.
Two more generations, world war 3, we were raised for it.
How you smart boy? You got 5 kids you can't feed.
There's a food shortage, but you still continue to breed.
Half the time there's no electric, sometimes no water.
Too busy working to spend time with your daughter.
So you're addicted to cocaine, overdosed on fetynol.
Left your baby mama to raise them all.
And now she's an alcoholic, so the government steps in.
Better wake up and smell the coffee, this ain't pretend.
This is Armageddon, it's the real deal end.
No cold fronts this year, just two El Ninos.
You think lithium can solve the problem with your ego.
10G microwaves your brain so you're fried now.
Worse than drugs and scrambled eggs, we're all gonna die now.
Thank you technology and human progress.
Thank you for ignoring all of our letters to congress.
Thank you for throwing our votes in the fire pit.
Thank you for the artificial intelligence, you designed it.
Thank you for SkyNet, for SkunkWorks and Synergy.
Thank you for artificial weather control and nuclear energy.
Thank you for doing absolutely nothing to help.
Thank you for the greed and thinking only of yourself.
Only when the last tree is gone and river poisoned.
Only when the last fish is caught and work avoided.
Only when there's no more pollination, just pollution.
Will nothing still happen at all, because you're stupid.
Old men don't give a fuck about the future.
So let the children roam without a computer.
Virus, vaccine, muzzle, unafraid to live free.
And experience the trouble of a suitor.
Real shooters being chased by troopers.
Homeless veterans, suicidal nurses and home intruders.
Sexy bitches, lots of money and hella quick maneuvers.
Kids, say no to drugs and whatever you do don't do her.
I did all of that all at once and sometimes I still woo her.
Woohah! Woohah! Got you all in check.
Don't make me break your neck, and then have to shoot her.
If you're a college student, I'm the tutor.
And if that's a fact, boy I need a ruler.
Cuz bitch, I'm the ruler.
And if that's a rap, I'm the producer.
Don't make me chase your redcoat ass back to Vancouver.
I'll plant a salangana, in your medulla oblongata.
And once you take la manzana, I will take away la gandara.
La unidad de inmigración viene por ustedes lesbianas.
And let's be honest, the American president is retarded.
But someone just said this, so I'll just add to what they started.

You never know what someone else has been through.
Until you been through, what they been through.
And if you do, what would you do?
Would you listen?
Would you whip it out and try to act better?
Would you diss them?
Or would you be a man, and try to understand?
Would you hold her hand?
Hold on a second, let me grab a pencil.

Dear hater.
I don't give a sweet candy fine wine.
I'm just tryna do my own thing and get mine by.
1954 Phantom, ain't worried bout a drive by.
Like I said, I'm certified, did me and your time.
Now I sip champagne, straight Dom Pérignon.
Smoke a big fat cigar, tell the guards to carry on.
Maybe watch a game, or place bets on table cards.
I ain't gotta try that hard, so I ain't gonna try that hard.

You never know what someone else has been through.
Until you been through, what they been through.
And if you do, what would you do?
Would you listen?
Would you whip it out and try to act better?
Would you diss them?
Or would you be a man, and try to understand?
Would you hold her hand?
Or would you ignore them both and walk away?
Listen.

I love eagles.
I love the pleasures of this good life.
I'm not evil.
I want my children to have a better life than I did.
I want to help my people.
I want to put all of my friends on a yacht.
And ride out from spot to spot.
I don't wanna have to worry about gunshots.
I've been through the rain, I don't need the pain.
Know what I'm sayin?
Goddamn, that's some good champagne.

You never know what someone else has been through.
Until you been through, what they been through.
And if you do, what would you do?
Would you listen?
Would you whip it out and try to act better?
Would you diss them?
Or would you be a man, and try to understand?
Would you hold her hand?
Or would you turn her down and walk away?
Listen.

I love my country y'all, like I love my dog.
I love cloudy days and walkin through the fog.
Listenin to the frogs.
I love barbeques on the grill, thumpin Ice Cube.
Livin for the thrill, we can chill, I'm a nice dude.
Every day's a blessing and a gift, it could be worse.
We should move forward instead of trying to reverse.
We can change the weather, and it's gonna take an effort.
But never stay stuck when you already know better.
Just get your lettuce up and sprinkle it with cheddar.
And I won't get political, it's whatever, we're in this together.

You never know what someone else has been through.
Until you been through, what they been through.
And if you do, what would you do?
Would you listen?
Would you whip it out and try to act better?
Would you diss them?
Or would you be a man, and try to understand?
Would you hold her hand?
Or would you ignore them both and walk away?
Listen.

You never know what someone else has been through.
Until you been through, what they been through.
And if you do, what would you do?
Would you listen?
Would you whip it out and try to act better?
Would you diss them?
Or would you be a man, and try to understand?
Would you hold her hand?
Or would you close your eyes and walk away?
Vision.

Viewer Discretion and all that other boring shit.

Disturb my grave.
Okay okay.
Enter the rave.
Hip hop hooray.
You hear that?
That's the blatta tatta tat tat.
Okay --
Hold up!

Sigurd Hring... you know.

Disturb the rave.
Misheard the wave.
Dispersed the pain.
Thinned out my brain.
Unheard of game.
And still untamed.
Okay --
Hold up!

I've murdered all of these clowns.
Held it down.
Pound for pound, round for round.
Humans, dark elves, drow, druids --
Dwarves and dragons --
What now?!

Disturb the grave.

I might try a little harder.
I might be a little smarter.
I got the joker poker, sneak diss choker invoker.
I am the alpha and the om my god --
Midnight toker.
Draugr.
Slaughter your wife, son and your daughter.
Martyr --
Hold up! A. F. K. let me grab a water.
No I meant draugr, like frog, log this, not frogger.
I can also do that hippidy blah.
And I ain't gettin you jack --
So jack be nimble or turn into cannon fodder.

Disturb the grave.

That should be the last thing you ever do.
Tread on me and find out.
Sigurd Hring is bulletproof.
But I don't need to prove it.
My homies know how we do it.
Crickets in the dead of night.
Vikings on sight.
I'll you know what and kill somebody.
Oh now I'm acting naughty.
He says he's feelin Gucci.
I'm feeling Gotti.
Swimmin with the sharks in a Maserati.
Oddly, enough with this bullshit.
I'm over it.
Hittem with the anchor hook, split his lip.
Now it's over with.

Disturb my grave.
Okay okay.
Enter the rave.
Hip hop hooray.
You hear that?
That's the blatta tatta tat tat.
Okay --
Hold up!

Disturb the rave.
Misheard the wave.
Dispersed the pain.
Thinned out my brain.
Unheard of game.
And still untamed.
Okay --
Okay okay okay.

I've murdered all of these clowns.
Held it down.
Pound for pound, round for round.
Humans, dark elves, drow, druids --
Dwarves and dragons --
What now?!

Can't disturb the gang.
I got game, we got game.
She got waves, I got braids.
I got raiders, he got saints.
All got shades --
Homeboy you lame.
Don't flyte what you can't fight.
Incite what you can't right.
Or you'll drowned!
That water horse will bring you down.
Down down down.

Það er eðli tímans að gömlu leiðirnar verða að gefa eftir
Það er eðli tímans að nýju leiðirnar koma í synd
Þegar hið nýja mætir því gamla endar það alltaf fornu leiðina
Og eins og sagan sagði, fara gömlu leiðirnar út í bál og brand

En í dvala þeirra rotnaði ein menning ekki
Gömlu leiðirnar voru grafnar en gleymdust aldrei
Hægrimenn geta aldrei dáið ef ein rödd man enn eftir
Orðin eru ekki gleymd í rúnum á veggjunum

Og svo þegar kynslóðir komu og fóru í gegnum árin
Margar fórnir og ótal tár þeirra
Fjölfarnar borgargötur prýddar tækni og steinsteyptu gulli
Aldrei að vita að táknin þarna voru gömul

Hefðir geta aldrei dáið ef einn maður heldur enn við
Gamlar leiðir munu að eilífu skína ef eitt hjarta segir þá skýrt
Það er eðli tímans að nýju leiðirnar verða að gefa eftir
Það er eðli mannkyns að hið gamla rís upp aftur

We're taking over the universe, there ain't nothing to it...
I told you I'm the prodigal god, and now I'll prove it...
Just in case they think I'm playin, lemme show you how we do it...
Rip the crown from off your head, with your head attached to it...
Subdue you to pretty much every form of torture ever...
Whip the clothes from your back, and leave you naked in the desert...
Messin with me is like a spike in your tire...
Pouring gas through the window as I lite you on fire...
The hatred of a million souls, compressed until they all explode...
Possessed with the heart of stone, obsessed with the dead man's gold.