- (Q) Where did you goooo?
(A) I was hibernating but I'm sorry and I'm awake and I loooove youuuuu!
(Q) Ok, seriously, where did you go?
(A) I made a quick informational diagram to explain:
(Q) Your disappearing act surpasses all others.
(A) It's not an act. It's an illusion.
(Q) You're a big ol' jerk!!!
(A) Yes. Correct.
Now, because I somehow managed to trickle out of existence for however many months that was without leaving a departure notice, I figured I might as well give an arrival post. Consider it something akin to a consolation prize- like the sickly, dying, county-fair goldfish in the little plastic baggy you never really wanted. All those in favor of never putting me in a position with even moderate amounts of responsibility ever again raise your hands. *the crow goes wild*
On a more genuine note, I missed you guys and I really am sorry for being such a handful. I look forward to what I'm sure will be another fantastic experience with this roleplay community. I'm forever grateful for the hospitality, creativity, and kindness I've found here!
In short, I'm back, bitches. B)
-Bear
