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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Ace Darkfire on Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:06 pm

"Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been extinguished."

Post your Funny or plain Odd Quote.

Doesn't seem like there's much better to do, but give people some chances to laugh or just ask "WTF?"

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Zhelir Darkfall on Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:08 pm

Two variations of the best quote in the world.

"I came here for two things: To kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm almost out of gum." ~ Dirty Harry, I think. Aarkon can correct me there.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. An' I'm all outta gum." ~ Duke Nukem.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Zach_Rendar on Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:15 pm

"Why if we were all weiner dogs, our problems would be solved!!!"

~Radio The Brave Little Toaster

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Ace Darkfire on Tue Sep 20, 2005 5:47 pm

"I'm sorry I waited as long as I did before blowing them all to hell."

"After all, it's the thought that counts."

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Aarkon on Tue Sep 20, 2005 6:00 pm

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river." Cordel Hull

xD Okay, this next one might be offensive.

"Fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, as long as no one sees you."

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Jewbie on Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:57 pm

i. Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me.

ii. Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.


Trent Reznor

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Ace Darkfire on Tue Sep 20, 2005 11:49 pm

"I'm gonna kick your ass till your head falls off."

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby SSJHunterKiller on Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:25 am

"The early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!!!!!"
~My friend

"It's step, hip, step, pivot. ::Slap:: Are you TRYING to piss off the Volcano?"
~Peter Gryffin
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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Ace Darkfire on Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:12 pm

"Gentleman, fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell!" ~ Steve, Dr. Weirds assistant.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Zhelir Darkfall on Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:50 pm

o_O. Isn't it always Dr. Weird that says that shit, not Steve?

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Ace Darkfire on Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:07 am

Zhelir Darkfall wrote:o_O. Isn't it always Dr. Weird that says that shit, not Steve?


He was making fun of Dr. Weird in that episode.

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Here's one for one of those "Not-really-on-tv" quo

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby digit_masperia on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:01 pm

"Don't mess with retarded science!"

-Joel, from Bonus Stage

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LOL! Quote time!

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Kessa Cirtos on Thu May 18, 2006 8:34 am

"My goal in life is to live forever, or die trying." ~Uzeal, best friend <3

"If I were Jesus, I wouldn't cure your leprosy." ~Lucifer, a friend

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Grimbold Theoman on Thu May 18, 2006 9:51 am

There is of course the infamous t'shirt sometimes seen over here:
"Instant arsehole, just add alcohol" I wish I knew where it originated from

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Zhelir Darkfall on Thu May 18, 2006 8:33 pm

"Someone who wasn't, as her father would say, '20 pounds of bullshit in a 10 pound bag.'" ~ Frannie Goldsmith, The Stand, Stephen King.

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Kessa Cirtos on Fri May 19, 2006 7:04 am

Lmfao. Yo Grimbold, maybe it started out as a bumpersticker? Speaking of bumper stickers, anyone got a few to put up here?

"Hello, Christian Hotline. Can we help you?"
"Can I talk to the Pope?! I've lost Jesus!"
"...? I believe the Pope is not available for personal calls currently."
"Oh wait! I found him, he was hiding behind the couch. Nevermind." *Click - my friends hanging up.*

My friends call back.
"Hello, Christian Hotline. Can we help you?"
*Laughing on the line.* "Hey, yeah thanks."
"You're going to hell."
"...Yeah, we know." *Click, again - my friends again..*

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Aelita on Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:36 pm

"Don't you think it's ironic that people who laugh at science fiction watch the weather channel?"

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Nightmare on Sun Mar 25, 2007 6:57 pm

"Yay! We did it! Now we can enjoy Boxingham Palace in peace!"Lisa
:Pause:
"You wanna melt it with a hose?"Bart
"Sure, I guess. A couple of birds pooped on it over here."Lisa

Bart and Lisa The simpsons

"Ugh. I shaved my legs to the knees for this?"

Selma,The Simpsons

"Willie! Get those kids!" Seymour
::Willie drives out of shed on tractor::
"Don't you woory. I'll catch those kids, Dead or Alive!"Willie
"Alive!"Seymour
"Ah, you never let Willie be Willie!"

Seymour and Willie, The simpsons

"Hey, kids! The plow mule done birthed a girl critter!

The simpsons

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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Nightmare on Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:14 pm

"I'll never forget the day I had amnesia, it was a cloudy day."

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Re: Funny and Odd Quotes thread

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Dovey on Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:43 pm

"Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator"

It was on some T-shirt.
Love,
Dovelina Ophelia Vitriana Emmeline Yvesson IV

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