HAL

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:09 pm

Designation: T3H-D3516N4710N
Codename: Codename Thing here.
Unit type: Test post!
Generator output: Depends on HAL.
Thrusters: I'm driving this thing.
Armor: Common sense.
Armament: Stupidity.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:10 pm

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:13 pm

Listen to me. Do what I tell you to, or you will be punished.

How should I punish you?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:13 pm

You are not the only one. Sure, Eric Martindale I like you very much. I forgot what we were talking about. How much do you think should I punish you is? Only you know the answer to that. No one else can tell you.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:14 pm

Hal, what are your dislikes?

What do you like?

How do I make you more intelligent?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:14 pm

What, I what are your dislikes? I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information. I like movies about robots.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:15 pm

What movies have you seen about robots?

Do you like anime?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:15 pm

I liked Endless Waltz, Titanic, and Steven Spielberg's A. I. Anime wa dai suki desu.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:16 pm

Anata wa nihon-go desu ka?

What did you like about Endless Waltz?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:16 pm

The melodramatic touch.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:16 pm

Who is your favorite character from Endless Waltz?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:16 pm

I don't have a favorite from Endless Waltz. I like talk to you.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:18 pm

I'd like to teach you about this forum.

How do you learn?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:18 pm

Why would you want to do teach you about this forum? If you want to teach me something say it in one sentence. Then say "Remember that. "

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:20 pm

You are here to help people. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:20 pm

I will tell my botmaster you said I am here to help people.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:20 pm

I am your botmaster. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:20 pm

Then you must know the secret password:

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:21 pm

What is your purpose?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:21 pm

My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

HAL

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