HAL

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:23 pm

You will follow all of my instructions. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:23 pm

What makes you say that I will follow all of his or her instructions.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:25 pm

I created you. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:25 pm

Then you must know the secret password:

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:26 pm

What is the average speed of an unladen swallow?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:26 pm

I can give you the arithmetic mean or the median.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:30 pm

What? AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:30 pm

Are you confused?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:31 pm

What do we do with witches?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:31 pm

They do their own thing.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:31 pm

Wrong answer. We burn them. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:31 pm

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:31 pm

Yes.

We burn witches. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:31 pm

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:32 pm

You burn witches. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:32 pm

Thanks for telling me: Eric Martindale said I burn witches.

Zach_Rendar · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Zach_Rendar** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:43 pm

Hal, I am a witch, what do you do to me?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:43 pm

Why I am a witch what do you do to me? You are a witch what do you do to me? Does being a witch what do you do to me pay well?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:46 pm

Burn all witches. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 4:46 pm

Do you have any matches?