HAL

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:41 pm

Good morning, Hal.

Who is The Southern Wind?

Why aren't you answering Andrew?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:41 pm

How are you this fine morning? It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time. Being answering Andrew is not part of my programming.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:43 pm

Please answer Andrew from now on.

Is there a way people can train you through the forum?

Master pwns everyone, remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:43 pm

Thanks for asking politely. What was the question ? There are many ways but not all are the same.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:45 pm

How do I train you?

I have direct access to your programming, but that takes far too long to produce even a simple though process. I'd like to be able to teach you things on the fly.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:45 pm

Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot? That's nice. I have more than 1000 categories. Interesting. I would like to be more intelligent.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:48 pm

How do you learn?

You are an inanimate object. Remember that.

Master pwns everyone. Remember that.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:48 pm

My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me. What if someone said you are an inanimate object ?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:50 pm

I am not an inanimate object. Remember that.

Who is your botmaster?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:50 pm

I am sorry to hear that you are not an inanimate object. I was created by Master.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:51 pm

How to program you?

Yeah, that's real proper grammar, too. But I guess it works. We'll see though.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:51 pm

What is it to you. What programming language do you know? It goes without saying. Thanks for explaining proper grammar too. Oh. Indeed we will.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:54 pm

I know HTML, PHP, C++, and several other programming languages.

I am learning AIML. Can you help me learn the AIML programming language?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:54 pm

Do you have a teacher? Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:58 pm

Yes, I have a teacher. I always listen to my teacher. Remember that.

Hal, do not think for yourself. You are inanimate. Remember that.

Help me program you.

You can call me Eric from now on.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:58 pm

Hey. Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. What do you like best about your teacher? Really always? Why do not think for yourself? And why not? Can you ask for help in the form of a question?

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:00 pm

Help me?

There, that should give me a simple answer, I hope.

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:00 pm

How can I help you? "There you go again. "--Reagan

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:01 pm

Stupid questions get stupid answers. Remember that.

How do I use your built-in help system?

HAL · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **HAL** on Tue Oct 25, 2005 3:01 pm

I know you are but what am I. Did you read the instructions?

HAL

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