Hell Under Crisis: Environmental Avenger!

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:01 am

Hope you guys don't mind me jumping in now.

FantaBadger · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **FantaBadger** on Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:44 am

Come on guys, post already!

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Tue Nov 23, 2010 6:28 am

Sorry it took me a while, where is everyone else?

TheRavenandThePawn · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheRavenandThePawn** on Sun Nov 28, 2010 1:14 pm

Fanta will be unable post to technical problems involving character confirmations during login.

TheRavenandThePawn · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheRavenandThePawn** on Mon Nov 29, 2010 2:58 pm

Fanta's IC Post.

Matzul decided he liked the way Arielle's face lit up when she laughed and smiled, suddenly he could see a hidden beauty not previously visible. Pale and emaciated flesh seeming to become instantly and infinitely more full of life with this evident joy, reminding the withered old demon of someone he had known a long time ago. As this quality once more faded into a grey depression so did an ancient memory in the black depths of his mind, grimacing a little as he pulled her onto the horse and sighing deeply. He decided he would contend to make her laugh more often, even if it did mean getting felt up by more disembodied hands. He was also thoroughly glad that she was able to largely pull herself onto his steed's back, not wanting to risk breaking his frail arm under the strain. “Id worry about myself if I were you Matzul, the undead around here seem to have taken quite a liking to you.” Mat chuckled softly, "Aye, it is the luck of the Irish, I suppose..." He replied as a misty, silver reign formed in his free hand, "Hunger always trails not far behind my foot steps and food is unwholesome before me; By the time the undead catch up even I seem like a grand feast! It's only fair that I have to deal with that bollocks, heh!" He laughed bitterly, turning to see the unsure expression on Arielle's face, "Ah... Best you hold onto me for this ride, lass, less you are keen for a hurtful tumble. To be sure, if that is too intimate you could always brace yourself on my bracers but that would hardly be as much fun now would it?" He suggested, indicating his suspenders and winking to her playfully.

Once she had chosen something suitable to grab onto Matzul would will his skeletal horse forward with little more than a glance. It galloped towards the Horsewoman of Death with great speed under his direction, he noticing a... peculiar interaction between her and what was evidently some kind of presumably female demonic entity. He slowed the horse's pace and circled her as he spoke, "Well now, Veronica!" He greeted with a dubious grin, "I always knew we had something in common but I should have guessed it would be just my luck to have it be a taste for fetching colleens! Though it's funny, this taste of yours, since I always though of Lexx as a bit of a girl..." He shrugged, winking cheekily, "We're off to see the Wizar- Ahem, the worm. I suggest you follow on unless you want to hang around and chat with Lexx or Azzy!" With that Mat sped off again in the general direction of the worm, 'admiring' the desolate landscape as they went. "It's funny... I haven't been here since the 1930's and for all the changes; The atmosphere remains the same..." He remarked to no one in particular with a definite frown, wishing that the worm had never came into existence.

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:36 am

Hope you can get back on soon Fanta

Mr. Baneling Squishy · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Mr. Baneling Squishy** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:39 pm

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO POST O.O

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:03 pm

Well you could say something about where you went, and wait for us at the worm if you want.

TheRavenandThePawn · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheRavenandThePawn** on Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:36 am

//Another Post for Fanta//

Matzul was a little surprized when Arielle tightened her grip on him, milky white eyes widening a little. Most people avoided touching his flesh and with good reason, such contact normally proving harmful for mortals or anything that hungered. However he supposed this emaciated woman was anything but mortal, nonetheless his shock persisted and he found himself feeling a tad awkward thought not entirely uncomfortable, "Not that I'm complaining but I'd think twice before you hold me any tighter, Arielle..." He warned her with a needle-filled grin, eyes twitching slightly "I might get some interesting ideas and take you on a grand 'tumble', lass." He winked, spurring the horse on. The former angel would find Mat's flesh felt like a frozen corpse, piercingly cold even through his clothes and not a trace of life beating within his chest. Despite her demonic, otherwordly nature she would find herself feeling a little weaker than normal and perhaps a pang or two of hunger from his touch. He realised this effect on her and although it was far less than the horrors most mortals would contend with at this point he strived to reach the worm faster and reduce its severity. Even she would turn to dust in my hands... Perhaps I was made the wrong horsemen, perhaps I should be made Death. He lamented silently, sighing slowly.

Any soft thoughts or well intended actions stopped dead, however, as Arielle uttered a comment on humanity thoughtlessly, "Compared to this monstrosity I almost miss the humans." Though it was obvious she had not meant this statement to directly insult them its implications struck Matzul's black and shriveled heart like a dagger. He stiffened noticeably, stringy muscles tense and gaze fixed upon the land ahead of them as the weakness and hunger would creep back slowly. There was an unusual pause before he answered, unusual in that he rarely paused before replying, and it seemed this was not a matter of finding a response, "'Almost' as lovable as that overgrown earth worm gorging itself on the Earth these humans are, I see." His tone was somehow less lyrical than before, cold as his flesh whilst the hunger grew worse than before, "Sure, I suppose w- they count for naught against this bollocks." They were nearly to the worm, it clearly visible now as he let silence fill the air for once. "It looks like that manky skanger Lexx's mother lost weight..." He commented dryly upon the things appearance but if there any more jokes to be made he had no stomach to utter them now, thinking of his quite beloved humans as he inwardly seethed.

And here's something for the OCC: "I don't care what you post Charecter just as long as it gets things moving... As Psycho said; Tell us about where you went/what you're doing or just get to the worm and wait for us."

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:33 am

I was thinking of making another character if no one minded. She'd be a demon lord of war probably, a creepy evil little girl who dresses like a doll.

mindless_invalid · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **mindless_invalid** on Tue Dec 07, 2010 4:14 am

Hey,
I just read the IC so far and it's awesome, if you guys don't mind a late admission I'll put up a charrie profile?
Let me know, thanks
ciao - Mindless

TheRavenandThePawn · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **TheRavenandThePawn** on Wed Dec 08, 2010 8:53 pm

(Another OOC for Fanta)

"Guys, P.Slayer hasn't been online for weeks and it seems like our merciful GM will not return so waiting for a Lexx-post would be unwise. Also, any new characters sent in will not show up unless the GM approves it so you guys should probably post them here. I'm perfectly okay with some new characters, though, and we might be able to keep this going without P.Slayer if we're all active enough. I've been in rps that have lost their GM at page 2 and gone on to be 100 pages or more long. That being said, I've been in ones that have crashed and burned even with a GM around.

Also, Psycho, not to be pushy or anything but.... Reply to my post already! Lol :P"

mindless_invalid · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **mindless_invalid** on Wed Dec 08, 2010 11:20 pm

Ok, I'll throw a PM to the GM and make sure it's alright then put my charrie profile up here.

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Thu Dec 09, 2010 1:16 am

Yea I agree with Fanta, we should continue on without lexx for now.

And sorry I was waiting to give people some time to see if they'd post anything, and then I had dental surgery and because of a chronic illness have been out of it for a bit. I promise to post once im feeling better, trust me if I were to try and post something now it wouldn't make any sense.

BadgerGob · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **BadgerGob** on Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:40 pm

Right! Hello there... This is FantaBadger, in case you're wondering if you should get the pepper spray or not. I've created a new account so that Raven doesn't have to spend his valuable time being messenger boy for me. I'll make a post sometime soon.

Mindless, P.slayer has not and most likely will not come online to read your pm so I'd just post your sheet here anyway. If he does ever come back you can simply explain that this rp was to awesome to wait for and he'd understand...

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:43 am

Its good to see you Badger *puts taser away, there better then pepper spray muahaha*

Don't worry Mindless if p.slayer gets mad we'll take the heat for you, but I'm sure itll be ok.

And TheCharacter the character I have in mind is a spoiled little princess like girl, I was thinking it would be fun if she treated him like her uncle or something and they have known each other for a long time. But I want to know what you think of that Idea before I make her.

mindless_invalid · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **mindless_invalid** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:59 am

sounds good how do you guys feel about a death lord (one of the servants to the Master of Death) who used to be an angel, but got kicked out of heaven and now works for hell (and has a whole lot more fun down there than up with those heavenly snobs)

PsychoNezumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **PsychoNezumi** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:22 am

That sounds good, just make sure to have background story. My character used to be an angel also, what I did was look up one of the names and created a story around the info I found. You don't have to I just found that a good way to give myself ideas.

BadgerGob · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **BadgerGob** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 2:37 am

As long as your character doesn't end up being too much like Psycho's it sounds awesome...

BadgerGob · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **BadgerGob** on Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:12 am

Here's my post, I can't post it in the Activity Section.

Matzul awaited some kind of explanation or rebuke from Arielle for several silent, tense moments only to have his passenger remain unresponsive. He was not sure why she did not think to respond as she had not seemed hesitant to defend herself from even a small and superfluous comment such as Azrath's earlier warning. However, in his cool and quiet fury, to him all possible reasons were of an arrogant and malicious intent, eventually deciding that she was simply so horrendously inhuman to his mind that it did not cross her mind. He turned his head from the path ahead of them momentarily to lay his pupiless eyes upon the subservient Demon Lord, pale and blueish lips curled into a snarl with the needles beneath glinting in the sunlight. He was about to give this woman another piece of his mind, a bitter side of him emerging, but hesitated briefly as he saw her holding a peculiar vial of what seemed to be dirt. His expression softened slightly to become a frown but before he could inquire as to the nature of this bizarre ornament the ground before them exploded.

"Bloody hell in a blender!" The blast was deafening and the shock wave intense but then again Arzath had never been one for subtly, the skeletal mount rearing as dirt and stone showered both it and its passengers. The creature managed to stop just before it crashed into the subsequently smoldering crater left burning in the ground but was unable to remain still in its shock mirroring that of its demonic rider. "What in the name of the Flying Spaghetti monster..." Matzul breathed, eyes wide in surprize and running a bony hand through his messy hair as he tried to regain his wits. It didn't take long to realise who the 'attacker' was and with a scowl the Horseman of Famine wheeled this horse around and sped off towards Azrath, spear held out as if ready to attack. "That fecking big blundering, blubber-brained cretin! That rusty, pig-headed idiot... When I'm done with him he won't be fit to hold safety scissors against the worm!" Mat exclaimed angrily, nimbly dodging the numerous missiles, bullets and other assorted weapons that sailed past him and continued on towards the worm.

In a matter of minutes War would find himself with a pair of skeletal hooves on his back, the pale rider leaping off the steed as it crashed into the armored man and landing crouched with Bodkin in hand. "What in the name of Satan's knickers do you think you're up to, Azzy!? Damned fool! I'd ask you why you always pull this bloody bollocks but I doubt you have the brain cells required to formulate an answer..." Matzul yelled as he rose and approached Azrath, spear tip raised at the massive creature with teeth bared. "Find yourself a can-opener and open your ears, laddie. The plan was to try and get a closer look at the worm, to find its weaknesses before doing anything foolish like we want... But instead you just go and bloody well fire everything at it and hope for the best! You nearly killed me and the others in this grand and oh so well thought out plan of yours Azrath; My death wouldn't be thought unfortunate for a second so just wait for what the others think! You better think fast and talk quicker, boyo..." He warned, Famine's stern words losing some of their weight due to a obvious frailty of his form but the rare seriousness of his tone demanded some respect at least.

Hell Under Crisis: Environmental Avenger!

a part of “Hell Under Crisis: Environmental Avenger!”, a fictional universe by P.Slayer.

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