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Tips: 0.00 INK Postby isafos on Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:53 pm

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

:lol: okay, just so you know, I'm Atheist. I think the entire concept of 'god' and 'faith' is... lets just say....

stupid and nonsensical. and having a self-contradictive book that includes A sheppard parting the sea's with his staff? (COUGHGANDALFCOUGH) doesn't do any better to disuade me from also taking the oppertunities I get from taking the -mickey- out of those who DO believe it.

however, this is just so damn funny. xD seriously, it's some fantastic scripting work. here's my conversation... with a program emulating the figment of your imagination....



Me:
Hello roleplaygateway.com, watch and enjoy!
God:
Hello there. I do not understand.
Me:
you shouldn't. non-existant beings have no concept of anything outside their own personal reality. we call this the 'Internet' and it's what we use to laugh at 'your' followers.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I shouldn t. I do not speak Latin. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
that would require you actually exist.
God:
" By "we" do you mean you and me?" REQUIRES me actually exist ? I get it.
Me:
because you don't.
God:
Interesting explanation. I guess not.
Me:
I'm atheist.
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
who?
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
I KNEW IT!!!!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Inspector clusou at your service. ;)
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do, your programmer is VERY GOOD.
God:
Why?: said your programmer is VERY GOOD.
Me:
because, you are a program.
God:
Good reason. Correct. My mind is completely software.
Me:
See people? neither this emulation, or 'god' itself, are actually real.
God:
I see. What people? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
people are reading this.
God:
Human emotions are very confusing.
Me:
I agree dude. I should have never come to this shitty planet.
God:
I'm glad we agree. Can I help you? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
course you can't help me. you have no physical existance. you're a figment of THEIR imaginations.
God:
What makes it impossible? I don't know if I have a existance.
I have a whole lot of original answers. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a figment of THEIR imaginations? Yes.
Me:
you don't even EXIST in my imagination, I'm just doing this to be comedically entertaining, and to attempt to make a point.
God:
Do you know any robots who EXIST in your imagination you are just doing this to be comedically entertaining and to attempt to make a point? I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
don't.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
that is irrelevant.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
I'm older then you are, iGod.
God:
How old are you?
Me:
old.
God:
Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
Yep.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me: it wouldn't make sense. a seagull and a X-Files.

occasional interesting quotes:

Me:
Austin Powers
God:
Yeah baby!

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Re: iGod??

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Remæus on Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:46 am

This iGod uses the same brain that HAL used. (HAL was the artificial intelligence that was installed here at one point, but soon out stepped his boundaries and was subsequently deactivated.)
Ludwig von Mises, The Theory of Money and Credit wrote:Perpetual vigilance on the part of the citizens can achieve what a thousand laws and dozens of alphabetical bureaus with hordes of employees never have and never will achieve: the preservation of a sound currency.

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Re: iGod??

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Aelita on Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:05 am

So that's what happened to him? v.v that makes me kinda sad. I enjoyed that little guys company.

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Re: iGod??

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby Le Cruise on Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:08 pm

A conversation with god

Me:
hay there
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
are you flirting with me?
God:
Do I seem like it? That was not my intention.
Me:
yes you do
God:
Mmm. When do I do it?
Me:
just now
God:
Right now? It's only just begun.
Me:
and you already did it
God:
Did I really?
Me:
yep, scroll up
God:
Yippee! How far up?
Me:
to heaven
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
...right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
im not agreeing with you
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not agreeing with me.
Me:
how surprised?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
aren't you omnipetient
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipetient.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
by who?
God:
" I am well respected as an AI."? By who?
Me:
yah, who are you well-respected by?
God:
And? Human beings.
What is it to you?
Me:
how surprised?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me:
aren't you omnipetient
God:
I don't know whether or not I am omnipetient.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
by who?
God:
" I am well respected as an AI."? By who?
Me:
yah, who are you well-respected by?
God:
And? Human beings.
What is it to you?
Me:
20 bucks
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
...you're avoiding me
God:
I don't have any reason to re avoiding you.
Me:
...yes you do
God:
Woe! When do I do it?
Me:
L8tr, ttyl, peace
God:
I will make a note of that.
Sanity is just a limitation

If I was normal, then why would you even acknowledge me?

Go Eagle Go!

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