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Killing Bob

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby sketchy on Thu Oct 04, 2007 1:51 pm

this is a little something i do when i'm bored. we have bob. he is a average guy. then a godly voice from the heavens speaks to him saying that he'll die. the reaper comes. kills him. and its over.
have fun with this. think of as many ways to kill bob as possible. even bring characters in that have nothing to do with anything. describe them and then make it as violent or pointless as you want.
それは避けられない勝利者です。

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Re: Killing Bob

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby *chu-chan* on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:01 pm

score! i love you sketchy! ok...

"bob!" boomed a voice from the heavans.
<?< >?> -bob is confused- "yes?" he answers cautsiously.
"say hi!" ordered the voice.
"uh...hi?"
"bob,"
"yes?"
"meet death."
-along comes the grim reaper- "hello." he says from the shadow of his hood.
"umm...hi." says bob with a little wave.
"bob!" boomed the voice again.
"yes?"
"prepare to die!"
o?o "whaa-?"
-gets head chopped off by reaper's syth.

lol your amazing Sketchy! -hug-
One day your going to wake up and realize how much you love me, and when that day comes I'll be waking up with the guy who already knew.

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Re: Killing Bob

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby yourdarkestfear on Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:57 am

Mysterious Narrarator: Hello Bob
Bob: Oh no... not this time! You're not gonna get me to meet death and then die just for your enjoyment!
M.N.: Meet Kai...
Bob: @_@
Kai: Got any b33r?
Beer Girl: -comes out of nowhere and gives b33r then dissapears-
Kai: YES!!! -drinks b33r and throws can at Bob-
Bob:GRRRRRRG!!!! -chases Kai-
Kai: -turns around and throws black cloth over and becomes the Grim Reaper!- And now Bob... you die! -chops off bob's head with scyth-
Bob: DAMNIT!!!!!!
"My life is just a Faerie sigh..."

"Then I'll just have to hold my breath..."

-Holly Black Valiant

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Re: Killing Bob

Tips: 0.00 INK Postby *chu-chan* on Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:01 am

bob stands alone in a small room and along come a cute little goth girl with a manical looking puppet on her left hand. the number 666 is branded on its forehead.
"hello!" she beemed waving her free hand furiously.
"..." bob side steps as far away from her as he can.
-puppet- "WHAT THE FUCK BITCH! YOU STARING AT MY FRIEND!! OH HELL NO! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!!!"
bob's eyes widen and he hugs the wall for safety. "go away! your gonna kill me like all the others! aaaaaaahhhhh!!!"
"MOTHER FUCKER, I SAID...COME...HERE!!!!" the puppet magically has a waterballoon of Napalm and throws it at bob.
"aaaaaahhhhh!!!!"
-explode-
as the puppet gazed at the beautiful incineration she says to the girl,"yay,...boom, bitch."
the girl turns and glares at the puppet. "...i hate you."

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