Well poo. It double posted for me.

Smith wrote:u wantz teh Monkeh...you needz teh Monkeh...

No way. You're silly.

How did he know...

Fammikins wrote:Tank seems silly but still terrifying. Gene's going to have so much fun saying so many things to him that he may or may not quite grasp.

Well thank you. That's actually what I was going for. I envisioned a giant indestructible man-baby.

Machina Ex Deus wrote:@Aythr: the fact that your character just sat on Charlotte made me laugh far too much.

Yea. I had to edit it a bit after I wrote it because I realized there were others there already. Probably should have refreshed before I started writing it. Ah well.

Posted a character and sent a sample post to GMDKENJK. I wasn't quite sure if Talisman or Machina would need to see my sample post, but I still have it if you two need to see it as well.

I've got nothing but snippets to write until we progress some more. Needless to say, Sarish is a tad preoccupied and won't be heard from, save some bouts of explosive screaming for help.

Careful how you portray Orcs btw... Most are used to being around or working with Worgs... And even some of the smaller of those creatures are larger than a common wolf. You're right. I'm sure orcs prefer to be mauled by the smaller of the two animals. Three if you doodz are into it...one if you gu...

NOTE: Feel free to control the NPCs outside of battle :o I feel like 60% of my posts are NPC interactions that you guys could be making up. Have fun with them! They won't be around forever! Gungnir grabs Duran and passionately- I love it when people don't f*ck up a character's personality just beca...

I left the post in the armory open to response. I wasn't sure exactly what kind of things I'd be able to get from the armory as far as odd druid requests go.

I couldn't manage a great big post. So tired tonight, though I feel I'm gonna have to end up talking to a more powerful practitioner of magic at some point in the future.

Talisman wrote:But come on! That dwarf rides a freakin' bear. That's almost as rare as an elf not frolicking... Would have totally been a Dwarf, but they were killed off.

Sounds like somebody hasn't googled "Bear Cavalry."

Talisman wrote:Why yes, elven tea does attract elves! Especially the young ones... With home issues... What, you think just because I made her happy and cheerful, she wasn't going to have issues of some kind? Hah, that was a funny one.

I think that elf is giving me diabetes.

So we're making Duran feel better that we took all the good equipment first? Fine I'll make a post where I forgot to bring my shiny new crossbow or something... not. Hey, you don't even know what that crossbow does. For all you know, it's a magic exploding crossbow with self-neutering attachments o...

Were we supposed to outfit ourselves right away? Those carts will still be there in the morning, right? THE DRAGONS AREN'T GONNA SET MY HEAD ON FIRE, RIGHT?!

I fear that I've loosed a force of dread Lamian lechery the likes of which this RP has yet to experience.

I did a little bit of spellchecking and editing on Sarish, and added a little section about the celestial entity he worships for posterity.

I submitted something as well, but it could probably use a little more work in hindsight. It's just getting a little late for me to continue writing cogently.

:I...whaaaat? QUESTION! As a part of the plot, you guys will be split up into seperate teams. Do you guys want to stick together for another portion of the story and split later, or split now? Your choice, works either way. Whatever floats your boat, El Capitan. Nobody has a lamia either, if you wa...

Whoops. Think I might have wrote myself into a corner until morning. :X

Edit: Scratch that.

Smith wrote:Psh. Who has no balls?

There's a whole gender without balls.

Smith wrote:Talk to Sid and Wrath too! They get bored!

I intend to. ;*