Eladonius

Eladonius

elbirroH(rotcoD)ehT

Awesome name (forwards) and picture. The awesome picture also applies to Aodh.

Eladonius

Granted. You have died of a heart attack just prior to the point that you would have had neuropathy to begin with.

i wish to be put into a space bod (with a window for me to look out of) and be shot towards the Pegasus Galaxy, able to survive until I arrive there, and dying at some point afterwards.

Eladonius

Granted. However, merely in breaking apart the very foundations of physics (before you get to the next step), you dissemble your own atoms, killing yourself.

I wish to never reproduce, without actually damaging any part of myself in any way, shape, or form.

Eladonius

Granted. Cthulhu then proceeds to destroy everything else. Because there's no longer even an Earth for you to be on, you die. Meeting Cthulhu didn't kill you, what Cthulhu did killed you. Thus, you wish is technically intact.

I wish to kill Cthulhu and the rest of the Elder Gods. And survive.

Eladonius

Granted. It grants you many things, including a massive amount of knowledge and telepathy that allows you to hear every thought of every person for ten miles around, and can't be stopped.The combination of never-ending voices and things that no human was ever meant to know drives you insane within a...

Eladonius

Granted, but you die of a heart attack before it happens.

I wish for a never-ending fight between an indestructible bear and an indestructible human, a fight which I shall not live to see.

Eladonius

No, that was a corruption. You're supposed to corrupt THAT. If we assume that all wishes exist at the same time, same place, same dimension, then we'd have died several times over by now, including death by the corruption of YOUR last wish. You have to corrupt the wish, period, end of story. I wish ...

Eladonius

Couldn't find a good bear chess piece. I get it from a friend. That, and the word 'inexplicable'. She loves both. And Teddy Roosevelt. Granted; however, the complexity of granting your wish, despite not actually being very complex, inexplicably causes the universe to implode. Also, it'll cause every...

Eladonius

True enough. Granted, thanks to the perfection of cloning; said energy is clean, sustainable, and even efficient. It runs on kittens. I wish to die a ten minute, painful death by bear mauling; said bear shall ingest my black hole of a heart and, in some inexplicable process that breaks every law of ...

Eladonius

I said it shall remain there. And you seem to think that your corruption sounds bad to me. It doesn't. Granted. However, you have an alien parasite that will slowly drain your blood yet keep you alive, then slowly devour your brain. Afterwards, it will burst out of your skull and destroy all of huma...

Eladonius

Granted. However, the first time an awkward silence occurs to you, you find that the song has no end. It follows you for the rest of your life. This may seem awesome, but it is so loud that it prevents you from having human interaction with other people face-to-face. You try using ear plugs, but the...

Eladonius

Granted! We are! And it's awesome (and not fueled by kittens)! I'll even say that we're in it right now, and not on time delay, which would've been arguable. Tomorrow, we discover a species of the 'eat/destroy everything' variety, and as our best weapons are unable to stop them, we're wiped out with...

Eladonius

Granted. Somebody else pissed you off instead, twenty minutes later. This person was pissed off in turn, and he decided it was the last straw, so he decided to go through with his plan to bomb a local mall, after all. (*Shot for rhyming*) The bombing was blamed on the Chinese government, and suddenl...

Eladonius

Congratulations, you are now fully capable of flight. You could be feared, loved, mocked, captured, studied, tortured, replicated, rendered flightless, or oh, SO many other things. Instead, you flew up as high as you safely could, and got sucked into the turbine of a plane. Or something like that. p...

Eladonius

*Looks around, shrugs, and reverts to the standard of where he comes from, by mauling an NPC passerby with a hammerhead shark*

Eladonius

Thanks to all three of you, and a bit more so for the links.

Still, there's one question I haven't managed to get an answer for yet:

Anyone able and willing to explain to me how the quest system works? I'd appreciate it.

Eladonius

... I'm Eladonius, as you can plainly see. Normally, I go by Eladon, but that was already taken. I've been here about a week or so, I believe, but I'm only just now making a post here. Figured there wasn't much point to it until I was reasonably sure I'd stay here for something resembling long-term....

Eladonius

Not my style, but interesting. And yes, I read the above post.

Eladonius - Posts

Re: Type the person's username above you backwardz!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Re: Akward Silence

Re: Hello...

Hello...

Re: Just Some Rune Images anyone can use.