"What? What is going on? They're not living, but...something else is powering them. Enough to make Leech Seed effective." Suddenly she screamed in pain and shock as one managed to slash her, ruining her shirt and partially exposing her large breasts. Ulysses let out a terrible shriek, hosing the guilty party with a freezing beam of ice to lock them in place and remove them from the battle as the rest instinctively moved to form a perimeter around their Trainer.
"No pain. No fear. Only the fight. Reminds me of what I used to be. I've got to be that woman again if I'm going to make it out of this..." But as the shrieks of the damned closed in and attacks started going out all over the place as the Pokémon were left to their own devices, Titania was left to grapple with the greatest foe of all...her inner demons.
"No...not like this...not again. No...I won't let you break me!" Titania fell to her knees, clutching the remnants of her outfit together with thick forearms as she let out a panicked cry. "Someone! Anyone! Help me!!"
"All right, here we are. Wow. This thing has to be a facade, since there's no way this door opened in recent memory. Or ever."
Jennifer played her flashlight around the enormous carvings, wondering what exactly it was if it wasn't a door. What kind of door was never meant to be opened, after all? Unless...
"Oh, Arceus. This place isn't meant to keep invaders out. It's meant to keep whatever's in here in! We, um...we may have fucked up here. Big time."
As Titania was leaving, she noted that she wasn't alone at the entrance. A bunch of clouds that looked like people were on their way inside, and that simply would not do.
"I thought today was already crazy enough, but holy fuck. Right now I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this shit anymore. Time to send you back to whatever hell you crawled out of." And with that, a quick count of the numbers revealed that even with her whole team, they would be outnumbered 2 to 1. Still, those were her best odds.
"All right, time to hit the gas! Everybody out!"
Six monsters appeared out of bright white flashes, each with a metallic sheen on their bodies.
One sported a mutated horn that looked like it could come alive and take a bite out of something. It turned its back to the group, letting its massive fake maw try to intimidate the lot.
The second looked like a massive, armored penguin, with flippers that gleamed in the ambient light like swords.
A third looked strange indeed. A metal body with three spheres joined to it, and a central red eye looked out at the foe from under a big golden antenna, the entire body floating in midair while spinning horseshoe magnets to generate the force needed to stay afloat.
The fourth looked like a blue jackal on two legs, with spikes jutting out of its forelegs and chest, assuming a fighting stance as soon as it materialized.
The fifth was partially buried underground, and seemed to be three faces with flowing golden locks, moving up and down to keep the soil loose and ready for action.
The last one resembled a massive fruit, but covered in spiked armor, using three vines to keep itself anchored to the ceiling of the cave and swinging about in a threatening manner.
"You don't belong here! I'm sick and tired of these motherfucking invaders on my motherfucking planet!"
Titania couldn't help but chuckle a bit. Rachel was right, of course. "Yeah. I did want to retire. Get a real job, settle down, maybe start a family. But people keep dragging me back into it. So I guess I've got no choice but to get fired up again. But I did pick up a couple of things when I was in Alola. Guess it's time to show you what I've learned."
With that, Titania just walked right up to Rachel and tried to shove her out of the way, sumo style!
/say Whoa...it's like everything Gambit's Bar wanted to be in here.