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Re: The Mug Behind The Madness!

Oohh shiiit I remember this thread. Damn, when I first posted pics here I was practically a different person! As a self respecting human being (and a man), I promise never to make duck-face or purse my lips in any way. I also swear to avoid the MySpace perspective. It is my responsibility as an inte...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Sat Oct 09, 2010 9:47 pm
 
Forum: Main Lobby
Topic: The Mug Behind The Madness!
Replies: 3617
Views: 183684

Re: All the better to eat you with, my dear (closed)

It took all ninety-six of these hours in Japan for Kira to show her potential. While it may have seemed a paltry accomplishment, Viktor knew good and well that he was not an easy man to serve. This did not lower his expectations in any way, however. In fact, while he waited for her to cross the room...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:43 pm
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: All the better to eat you with, my dear (closed)
Replies: 5
Views: 600

Re: That's not poetry, it's art!

It took me 500 years to make this just yesterday. My tablet + GIMP = total shit. I've destroyed my fingers trying to make it recognize pressure sensitivity. Looks like I won't be giving this a body anytime soon. Anyway, android named Jacob. http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/202/7/a/Jacob_doodle...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:32 pm
 
Forum: The Artist's Cafe
Topic: That's not poetry, it's art!
Replies: 45
Views: 2708

Re: That's not poetry, it's art!

I don't quite get the first monster sketch, looks like his foot's at an utterly weird and uncomfortable angle. Oh, the zombie make-up is awesome, hope you scared some grannies with it. Baeum is twisting around and pushing off with a now turned foot/hand. He's mid-thrash, if you will. I actually wor...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:31 pm
 
Forum: The Artist's Cafe
Topic: That's not poetry, it's art!
Replies: 45
Views: 2708

Re: A good roleplay(er)?

Candy Kane wrote:Origato


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by ThatsNotPoetry
on Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:37 am
 
Forum: Roleplayers Wanted
Topic: A good roleplay(er)?
Replies: 5
Views: 630

Re: All the better to eat you with, my dear (closed)

The willful opening of the door snared Viktor’s attention. After all, the girl had been called into the room and so he had known to expect her. The dark brute sat far across the long room at a heavy oak desk, his eyes too small and too deep set to be very well seen from her position. He preferred it...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:39 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: All the better to eat you with, my dear (closed)
Replies: 5
Views: 600

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)

“Damn right yer in Texas. That’s why the countryside’s so damn beautiful.” Tex cracked a wide grin while nodding to the endless road ahead. Most often, this guy kept his eyes on the road and his voice on the lighter side of things. Oh, it rolled low and thick, but he was not a very negative person. ...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:20 pm
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)

Tex had been plenty panicked. But these two displayed their reactions in very different ways. While Crystal scrambled away from danger with her mouth open and her breaths wildly out of control, Tex had had stock still in his seat for the shortest moment, his body hard and his brain momentarily froze...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 10:20 pm
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (1x1, closed)

“They never break when yer in a tight spot !” Such as now, while zombies were clambering furiously at the side door. His voice carried ridiculously over the screeches and gurgles of the hungry undead. It was the most inappropriate time to defend his choices in non-motorized vehicle parts. Though rea...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:34 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (1x1, closed)

“Well, one thing I noticed when I was smashin’ in zombie heads, was that they wasn’t too in’erested in the animals in the barn. Plus, they got that metal box around ‘um an’ all.” True, all of it. As he spoke, one of the muscular beasts gave a bored, heaving sigh that ended in a wet snort. Clearly, t...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:31 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (1x1, closed)

In these dark days, James was plenty used to frustrated, starving escapees mouthing off unnecessarily. This situation hadn’t meant pleasantries or devotion come about very easily. If nothing else, it had really brought the less respectable side of human instincts to the fore. It was easier to shoot ...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:21 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (1x1, closed)

Well Jesus, that's a fine Thank You . But when so much as a scuffling flip flop was enough to have someone shooting off a full handgun magazine, demanding safety from the gun itself was plenty of reason to shout furiously. "Well alright now, don't go doin' nothin' you might regret." While ...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:15 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

All the better to eat you with, my dear (closed)

Characters: Viktor Demidov Kira Aure The rose had always been a symbol of beauty and romance. A blooming flower signified rebirth and youth and fresh beginnings. That had been the idea behind the company’s name, several generations ago. Within the last century, however, it had also taken up the mea...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:12 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: All the better to eat you with, my dear (closed)
Replies: 5
Views: 600

Re: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (1x1, closed)

The slushy cup had a wide brim, and the horse could juuust stuff her snout into the top if she was thirsty enough. He just didn't have time to go searching for a bucket in the garage and try to clean any gunk or chemicals from inside. The other horse was given the same treatment, while he rubbed his...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:07 am
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)

Characters: James "Tex" Emerson Crystal Hudson Nothing was how it had been barely two months ago, after the first documented infection. Not unlike a cliche piece of macabre fiction, all manners of advanced economic systems had come to a halt. Resources, natural or otherwise, had at last r...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:25 pm
 
Forum: Realistic Roleplay
Topic: It's like the Zombie Apocalypse all over again (closed)
Replies: 15
Views: 799

Re: That's not poetry, it's art!

Heeey, you're back! And better than ever, I'd say. I am! But I don't remember you D: msry Anywace: This is actually the newest thing I've done. Some line art for my monster character, Baeum. (Top one's the best, bottom one's the worst.) http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs48/f/2009/207/c/3/Baeum_by_ThatsN...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Wed Jul 14, 2010 10:13 pm
 
Forum: The Artist's Cafe
Topic: That's not poetry, it's art!
Replies: 45
Views: 2708

Re: That's not poetry, it's art!

I go back and find my old art thread, and then recall that I've since thrown out my old website. All my images are gone! D: Oh well, I'll post a few new things and summa my favorite old things: Old A commish for an old friend (pen): http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs16/f/2007/198/4/c/Michael_by_ThatsNotP...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:30 am
 
Forum: The Artist's Cafe
Topic: That's not poetry, it's art!
Replies: 45
Views: 2708

Re: Looking for a RP-teacher.

Hello! I would be more than happy to take a whack at assisting you. I think example and feedback coupled together are the two best ways to help someone build their skills. Of course, if you don't feel I'm good enough to be of any good to you, then I wish you the best of luck. I admire you for active...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:43 pm
 
Forum: The Academy
Topic: Looking for a RP-teacher.
Replies: 4
Views: 478

You want RP? I know you do.

RP is less a game and more of a story telling experience, for me. Basically, I like to write stories in which I only do 50% of the work. I dislike waiting for large groups of folks to post in order to finally get my action in, so I like smaller, more controlled experiences. (That means one-on-one, p...
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:47 am
 
Forum: Roleplayers Wanted
Topic: You want RP? I know you do.
Replies: 0
Views: 212

Re: IM only Roleplay

It would be much easier to show interest if we had any details. RP preferences, anything.
by ThatsNotPoetry
on Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:01 pm
 
Forum: Roleplayers Wanted
Topic: IM only Roleplay
Replies: 3
Views: 253
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