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barney_fife Groundskeeper & member of RPG for 13 years

Promethean Conversation Starter Author Inspiration World Builder Conversationalist Friendly Beginnings Novelist Millionaire Arc Warden Party Starter Maiden Voyager Group Theory Property Buyer Person of Interest Cult Leader Hordemaster Lifegiver Visual Appeal Tipworthy Beta Tester Storyteller Greeter Builder

Diabeetus
2,029,347 words written.
18,603 total posts.
109 words per post.
2,067 posts per roleplay.
557 average days in a roleplay.
9 universes joined.
66.75 INK received in tips.

Basic Information

Username:
barney_fife
Location:
Somewhere, Texas.
Age:
33
Occupation:
Planet glasser
Interests:
Glassing planets n shit
Groups:
Began Role Playing:
14 Apr 2000
Favorite Role Playing Game:
Fallout
Game Master:
Yes
Favorite Setting:
Science Fiction/Space Opera

User statistics

Joined:
Sat Aug 15, 2009 2:59 pm
Last visited:
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:53 pm
Medals:
24
Total posts:
Search user’s posts
(0.00% of all posts / 0.01 posts per day)
Most active forum:
Battle Arena
(170 Posts / 708.33% of user’s posts)
Most active topic:
MurderBrawl I (OOC And Sign Ups)
(73 Posts / 304.17% of user’s posts)

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Medals

Promethean

Promethean

Successfully created a universe for others.

Conversation Starter

Conversation Starter

Created your first topic!

Author

Author

Wrote your first piece in a universe!

Inspiration

Inspiration

Another user created a post in a universe you created!

World Builder

World Builder

Created your first non-default location in an RPG universe!

Conversationalist

Conversationalist

Participated in 10 different conversations on the forum!

Friendly Beginnings

Friendly Beginnings

You posted your first topic in the Welcome Forum.

Novelist

Novelist

Wrote over 80,000 total words!

Millionaire

Millionaire

Has written over 1,000,000 words. That's a lot of content!

Arc Warden

Arc Warden

Successfully created a storyline arc in an existing universe!

Party Starter

Party Starter

You created your first Quest!

Maiden Voyager

Maiden Voyager

Played a character on-board the Orbus when it took its first official flight.

Group Theory

Group Theory

You created your first group in a universe!

Property Buyer

Property Buyer

Awarded for making your first purchase in the Marketplace!

Person of Interest

Person of Interest

Created a character that was later followed by another user!

Cult Leader

Cult Leader

Created a group with 5 unique players.

Hordemaster

Hordemaster

Created a group with 25 unique players.

Lifegiver

Lifegiver

Created a character in an RPG universe.

Visual Appeal

Visual Appeal

Awarded for adding an avatar to your profile!

Tipworthy

Tipworthy

Awarded for receiving your first tip from another user!

Beta Tester

Beta Tester

This special medal grants the user special powers, including access to exclusive new features under development by RPG's design team. Remember: what happens in beta stays in beta!

Storyteller

Storyteller

Added over 20 posts to a storyline arc!

Greeter

Greeter

Responded to 10 different topics in the Welcome Forum.

Builder

Builder

Became a builder in a universe.

Universes

3 created.
0 active.
3 inactive.
0 completed.

Universes Created

Endless Sea of Glass and Steel

This is a roleplay taking place on the Aschen home-world of Langara, in the city of Sagittaron.

A Tale of nations

It is the second age of the third era, and many nations have begun to explore the world they've been forged upon. There's no telling what kind of dangers lurk just around the corner.

2020

It's the year Two-thousand and twenty. Nothing has changed, everything remains the same. Except one glaring blemish. The Axis powers won world-war two.

Most Tipped Posts

3.50 INK received for post #750833, located in Gambit's Bar:

"I sit on Parliament.. the governing body... we'll see... I'll rule this galaxy." He then turned a corner and walked off.


3.50 INK received for post #2793395, located in The Infinite Void:

Elanna Torres opened her eyes after what seemed like an eternity. She didn't remember how she got here, and she didn't seem to know where she was at, drifting in an infinite void. She ran her hands on her body, the polished leather of her sam browne, and the sleek casing of her disruptor. She reached into a leather pouch, and clicked on a small LED flashlight, shining it into the void.


2.00 INK received for post #2799254, located in Blue Heaven:

Some time later...

"FTL Jump complete..." Admiral Hanley reported, taking special command of the Imperial Flagship Gigashadow for this proverbial round two of the Blue Heaven Opening. This time, though, the Emperor wanted to make an impression, and the fleet was to be immediately mustered for honor guard.

The Gigashadow winked into existence roughly 200,000 kilometers from the hollowed out asteroid, flanked on either side by the Esteem, and the Profound Solitude II.

50,000 kilometers to the bow of the Gigashadow, the Pride of Langara, a 16km long Command Carrier winked in with about a dozen escorts, mostly Hastati class cruisers, a pair of Triarii class cruisers, and a duo of Athena class cruisers, along with a handful of Aegis class defense cruisers. The Pride of Langara took point, as about a dozen more escorts winked into existence. Their hulls shimmered in the light, and their intentions clear to all who turned their attention towards the Aschen.

The Imperial Honor guard had arrived.

One by one, the escorts took up defensive positions.

"Emperor's Condor is away!" The radio chirped. A single Condor class transport, escorted by five Raptor Talon starfighters began their course towards the station.


1.50 INK received for post #2822360, located in Weargtooth Mountains:

The eerie silence became oppressive, with the wind wafting down into the gully below, and through the crevasse, Livia looked briefly to her own Praefectus Legionis, and then out to the remainder of her cohort. Praefectus Publius Caestus Vale was a stocky man noted by his vibrant nanosteel armor that was adorned with various devices, seals, and emblems of the Emperor. He looked up to Livia, and simply nodded.

The Praefectus turned to his Centurion, and without so much as a word, the Centurion made a hand gesture to one of the legionaries, whom approached one of the donkeys near the rear of the formation. The Legionary returned with a squealing pig, that was screaming, and struggling against his restraint.

The Legionary looked to the Praefectus briefly, before he placed the hog onto the ground, and gave it a hearty kick in the hindquarters, sending the hog running forward through the dirt, into the chasm ahead. The Hog would, with it's rush to distance itself from the formation set off any traps it encountered, getting ensnared, or triggering whatever the Ulfhednar had prepared for it.

"Venemum in aere!" The Praefectus called out, and like clockwork, the Legionaries moved in unison to remove their helmets, and don unusual hoods that covered their heads. These hoods had small round glass eyes, and a long snout that dangled freely in front of them. Livia looked briefly to Reginarus, before she pulled off her helmet, revealing her flowing auburn hair.

"I really wish you had shaved that beard." Livia remarked, before pulling the olive drab hood with the unusual snout over her own face, and eyes.

After a moment, she passed one to Reginarus, as the Praefectus called out.

"Toxicum Sagitarii! Parate!" He called out, while Livia stayed her hand, one by one servants in the same hooded mask pulled masks over each of the horses, checking them, and then double checking them while roughly twelve Sagitarii Legionaries withdrew their carbon fiber compound bows, the arrows holding an unusual canister like object in front of them.

"Accendo Filum!" The Praefectus bellowed, and one by one the archers pulled a small tab on the tips of their arrows, causing smoke to billow lightly from the canisters.

"Dimittere sagittas!" The Praefectus bellowed, and the archers released their arrows high into the mountains, along the crags, and the gulleys, and into the crevasses where there could be potential enemies concealed within.

The Arrows sailed high over them and detonated in brilliant, fluffy grey plumes of smoke, that when inhaled, induced powerful coughs, and caused the eyes to burn, and tear. The unusual gas was powerful, and would cause those exposed to it to cough uncontrollably, and the eyes would burn to the point where they were unable to see. Those with the misfortune of being exposed would find their nose and throat filling with mucus, inducing debilitating episodes of coughing, but otherwise would still be alive. Livia waited in silence as she waited for a response, as the thick clouds of gas began to waft further into the chasm.


1.50 INK received for post #2797603, located in Purgatory:

/say I was on my ship, before I wound up here.


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