If you ask me anything about myself, I will probably lie. Like for example, I'm 2 inches tall and I wear the eiffel tower upon my head. My fingers are made out of knives and my feet are made out of wood. I have a pet walrus named Bob that lives in my shower and my pencil has it's own mind. I ate 29 cheesecakes whole one day with my huge mouth. Is that good enough for you?