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Officer I can Explain game
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by Valaxia on Sat May 27, 2017 11:16 pm
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by CreativeChaos on Sun Jan 07, 2018 3:04 am
Well, you see, officer, OBVIOUSLY I don't plan on using that money. It's for... uh, for my new board game! Definitely. I got inspired by Monopoly and, well, thought I'd make a similar sort of thing myself, which you'd need fake money to play, of course. The ID? No, no, it's not what you think. The thing is, er... well, see, last week, my friend and I had this whole debate over how easy it is for people to forge an ID. I thought I'd prove him wrong by making one myself. Just for that, clearly; I'd never actually use it! Oh, right, the marijuana? That's not mine. I was... just at an intervention. For my cousin. Whose weed it is. Not mine. I just took it from him so he wouldn't use it. This is quite the coincidence, you say? Why, yes, officer, it is. But all absolutely true!
Rope, duct tape, and a gun
Rope, duct tape, and a gun
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by The0ther0ne on Thu Jun 21, 2018 10:56 am
Oh, hello officer! Why, yes, I see why these items may appear suspicious, but I guarentee it's totally fine! You see, duct tape is great for emergency repairs on my vehicle. I have an issue with my door and I often use the duck tape to help hold it properly in place. And the rope? Well, you never know when you need to transport something by securing it to the top of your vehicle. Better prepared than not, I say! And the gun? Well, obviously it's for self-defense. I vehemently believe in my second amendment right to keep and bear arms!
Items: a pound of cocaine, a burner phone, and the contact name and number of a well-known drug dealer in the area
Items: a pound of cocaine, a burner phone, and the contact name and number of a well-known drug dealer in the area
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