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Jerkhief

"My wooden badge was delicious!"

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a character in “Don't Zap to the Extreme”, as played by MartinVole

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The former leader of the Jerkops who dared to stand between Chris-Chan in his Love Quest, ordering him to leave the mall for soliciting sex. Refusing, the Jerkhief sent his Jerkops to detain him but to no avail as they were effortlessly dodged and dispatched before transforming into Chris-Chan Sonichu.

Forced to do battle along against the lonely autistic manchild, he too transformed into his Metal Armor, but too was soundly defeated regardless. On the ground, using the remainder of his strength to raise his gun, he was mercilessly blasted with the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, causing him to slip on a banana peel, break his glasses, and to be divorced by his wife who takes custody of his kids and everything else.

Beaten, his life ruined, reduced to nothing, within the depths of a long hurting soul, there lies a burning hunger for wooden badges and vengeance.

So begins...

Jerkhief's Story