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Kremlouie

The smart reptilian guy

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a character in “Fusion Fantasy Neo”, as played by Karasz

Description

Name:
Kremlouie
Circuit Central - Gex: Enter the Gecko
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Age: 30

Gender: Male

Class: Citizen

Alignment: Neutral Good




Physical Description: Not much to say about it really. He is an alligator who wears nerdy glasses and wears a white collar shirt with sky-blue tie.

Personality: Kremlouie is a smart Kremling, but apparently he is a coward. This bumbling reptilian nerd sometimes like to give advice that lead to unfortunate results. He knows how to use a computer though, but he can be fooled easily when he finds alligator porn websites in his search results.

History: Kremlouie once studied the art of technology back in the Kremuniversity. But when he discovered the naughty bits of the internet, he just couldn't pull it away. But despite all that, he actually got a diploma for being a technical genius. Plus, he knew about how to come up with better strategies... with little to no success whatsoever. He eventually joined Crunch and the Noname Gang as the technogeek of the team.

Equipment: His trusty laptop computer. It's powerful, really!

Other: N/A

So begins...

Kremlouie's Story

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Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba Character Portrait: Alexander von Koopa Character Portrait: Crunch Piledriver
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#, as written by Karasz
Meanwhile, there is a house that the Sowana family used to live. After the deaths of Koseki and Hana's grandparents and their migration to the orphanage. Eventually, the house is sold to the new home owners. The moving truck and a bus arrive at the Sowana residence now under the name of the Noname residence. Enter the Noname Gang.

Crunch Piledriver, the leader of the Noname Gang, is getting his friends together to start unpacking and moving things in the house. "Hey guys!" he shouted, "Start unpacking! We got things to move in and those things don't move themselves." His friends are bringing the stuff from the moving truck to the house. Kremlouie the Alligator is bringing his technical equipment into the house, Gumble Ze Goomba is bringing his strange belongings in, and Hazel-Naut is bringing his nutty collection to his own room. As for Crunch, he is bringing his bringing his training equipment in his own room.

"Done done." Gumble spoke, "Me so happy~"

"I don't like the interior designs by the way." Kremlouie commented, "Are you sure this is the--"

"Of course I'm sure, Lou. This house is perfect! It's a house for four of us!" Crunch smiled widly, "Come on, give this house a chance. When was the last time we lived in a house with dangerous contraptions?"

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Bombs start appearing in Alex's things. His microwave, his bed, his tv, and even the couch that he is sleeping over.

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Well, if he's sleeping on the couch as you so say, he wouldn't notice the bombs, now would he?

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The bomb inside the couch explodes, sending Alex to the ceiling.

Meanwhile, the Noname Gang hears a boom from Alex's house.

"Whooooaa! Did you hear something?" Hazel-Naut asked.

"I'm gonna guess our neighbor is watching the Boom-Boom Channel." Kremlouie assumed.

"The Boom-Boom Channel?"

"24/7 Bomb Marathon."

"Boom boom." Gumble commented.

"Exactly."

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Well, that's one way to put it. Since the bombs were so close to Alex (they would have to be if they fell inside his couch), he's pretty much crippled from the explosion and lands next to another bomb... which explodes, sending him into more bombs... the end result is that Alexander von Koopa is now a bloody smear on his house.

No wait, scratch that - the sheer multitude of bombs in Alex's house cause the whole thing to explode into nothing but splinters and broken parts. Thanks Obama.

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"WHOOOOA!!!!" The Noname Gang is shocked to see Alex's house explode.

"Oh, man. I hope nobody was inside that house. It's too early to lose a neighbor!" Crunch said.

"You know, I'm starting to hate this town." Kremlouie gulped, "Seriously."

"Stop worrying too much, Lou. Maybe that guy left the gas leak on and this happened." Crunch assumed, "I hope that guy's house insurance covers it."

As Crunch and Kremlouie chat about what happened, Hazel-Naut and Gumble are almost done unpacking their things.

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba Character Portrait: Crunch Piledriver
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Leilanie makes it into the city, and heads for the residental area. But by the time she get here, she sees police cars and fire trucks investigating the destroyed house. That hit her. Leilanie is too late.

"No... It can't be..." Leilanie run towards the destroyed house, "How-..? What...?"

Alex was dead because Hana apparently spoke out a spell out loud that caused his demise. And yet, Leilanie was unaware of the events done by Koseki and Hana. Fueled with sadness and rage, Leilanie was shaken and gritted her teeth. She let out a big scream. Her guess would be wrong though.

"THUUUUUUURRRRRSSSTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!"

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba Character Portrait: Crunch Piledriver Character Portrait: Mr. Thurston
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#, as written by Alexander von Koopa
"Pick a smaller font next time," said Thurston, appearing behind Leilanie. "The last part of my name just got clipped off. That's very rude."

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#, as written by Karasz
Leilanie grabs Thurston by the next while taking her dagger out and point at his face, "What happened here?! ANSWER ME OR I'LL GUT YOUR STOMACH OUT!!!!"

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba Character Portrait: Crunch Piledriver
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Red arrived in time to behold Alex's blown-up house. "Oh, you are kidding me..."

She then noticed Thurston being grabbed by Leilanie. "Now who's this wretched imp?"

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba Character Portrait: Crunch Piledriver
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Thurston snaps his fingers and a giant hole appears in Leilanie's stomach. Her guts fall out of it. This is extremely painful but miraculously doesn't kill her.

"Now let's see," said Thurston. "I could stick around here and listen to your moronic threats, OR I could go back to hell. Alex does need the company down there, after all. OR, if you've even HEARD of the concept, we could calmly discuss the situation like gentlemen."

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba Character Portrait: Crunch Piledriver
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Red was thinking about cutting Thurston's throat open...but decided not to. Instead, she sheathed her blades. "...Fine, let's discuss."

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"URGHGH..." Leilanie grabs her guts and tries to put it back in, "You.. errgh..."

"Stop!!" Karasz and his siblings arrive in time to stop Thurston from killing her, "Okay-! Stop what you're doing.. We'll talk..." He approached Leilanie and as he tries to refrain her from going berserk after the pain, "Just don't hurt her!"

Toniyo is getting his bow and arrows out, but Sarina will not let Toniyo attack Thurston. She will not have Toniyo suffer the same pain.

"I'm pain, damn it...!!" Leilanie is shaking in pain.

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Toniyo Zaritoni Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba
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"So, the moron with her guts spilling onto the ground seems to think I killed Alex," said Thurston. "What a ridiculous idea! Even if I COULD blow up his house at will, why would I choose to do it NOW of all times?"

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Toniyo Zaritoni Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba
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"Because you're.... nrghh...!!" Leilanie is about to pass out.

"Look, just tell us who did this." Karasz pleaded for answers.

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#, as written by Alexander von Koopa
"Even now the fiends are in Solum!" said Thurston. "They've disguised themselves as children, when in reality they're powerful magicians! Don't show them any mercy! They need to pay for what they've done to Alex!"

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Toniyo Zaritoni Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba
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"Just show me what they look like so I can murder the liv--RARGHH...." Leilanie is still in serious pain, "GODDAMN IT!!!"

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#, as written by Alexander von Koopa
Thurston snaps his fingers, revealing images of Koseki surrounded by several threatening-looking bolts of lightning and Hana, wrapped in thorns.

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"Wait.. those were the kids that Alex babysat months ago..." Leilanie said while groaning in pain.

"You know them?" Karasz asked.

"Yeah- they were in the learning stages when they have little to no-- OH FOR FUCK SAKE, WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TRY TO FIX MY BELLY?! I'M LOSING BLOOD OVER HERE!!"

Meanwhile, Kremlouie looks through the window and sees Leilanie in serious pain. "Bleugh... somebody got her stomach cut open. Crunch, shouldn't we do something?"

"Later. i need to get buffed." Crunch is doing his weight training by lifting up a handle bar.

"Hazel??" Kremlouie asked.

"Not gonna do it. I don't want my sticky fingers on their organs." Hazel replied.

"Well, that leaves it up to you, Gumb." Kremlouie spoke to him, "You have a medical license, right?"

"Wut."

"Okay fine! I'll do it myself! That woman needs medical attention!" Poor Kremlouie will have to take care of the situation himself. He grabs a first-aid kit and runs off the group, "KREMLOUIE TO THE RESCUE!!"

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Character Portrait: Leilanie Sowanaga Character Portrait: Toniyo Zaritoni Character Portrait: Hazel-Naut Character Portrait: Kremlouie Character Portrait: The Red Riding Hood Character Portrait: Gumble Ze Goomba
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#, as written by Alexander von Koopa
"Tell you what," said Thurston. "Teach those kids what happens to those who kill your friends, and I'll fix up your stomach. Fair deal?"

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