The Galaxy and Beyond.Jezebel James

Desert Sword

a character in “Kill Celeste!”, as played by LovelyLisey

Factions, Families, Clans, and Empires


Age: 21

Race: Human

Home World: Desert

Position: Sword

Jezebel has long red hair that she tends to tie back because long hair annoys the ever-loving shit out of her. She has hazel eyes. She has a pretty nice hourglass figure, which she tends to accentuate by accident through wearing short shorts and tank tops. She’s not trying to be sexy – she just can’t be bothered with more professional clothing. Also, it’s usually not sexy if you haven’t brushed your teeth or combed your hair in 72 hours. She has tattoos of Japanese and Chinese sayings on her back, and they don’t mean what she thinks they mean.


Lazy. Irresponsible. Angry. Kind of fun to hang out with, if you play by her rules.


Jezebel grew up in the desert, which just happened to be the part of her planet that got picked to represent the first stage of the Kill Celeste! race. Since graduating from high school, she has spent her time playing videogames in her childhood bedroom. Occasionally, she will go out to a club, where she will usually get into a fight because of “bitches.” Jezebel refused to go to college because college was full of “pretentious kids who don’t wanna work,” and she refused to get a job because she didn’t want to be a “slave zombie of The Man.” Since being picked as a sword in the Kill Celeste! race, many people in her hometown have committed suicide.

Theme Song: The Future Freaks Me Out by Motion City Soundtrack

Quote: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* your *bleep* *bleep* mother!

Likes: Candy cigarettes, beer, video games, profanities.

Dislikes: Celeste, responsibilities.

So begins...

Jezebel James's Story