Lazy. Irresponsible. Angry. Kind of fun to hang out with, if you play by her rules.
Jezebel grew up in the desert, which just happened to be the part of her planet that got picked to represent the first stage of the Kill Celeste! race. Since graduating from high school, she has spent her time playing videogames in her childhood bedroom. Occasionally, she will go out to a club, where she will usually get into a fight because of “bitches.” Jezebel refused to go to college because college was full of “pretentious kids who don’t wanna work,” and she refused to get a job because she didn’t want to be a “slave zombie of The Man.” Since being picked as a sword in the Kill Celeste! race, many people in her hometown have committed suicide.
Theme Song: The Future Freaks Me Out by Motion City Soundtrack
Quote: *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* your *bleep* *bleep* mother!
Likes: Candy cigarettes, beer, video games, profanities.
Dislikes: Celeste, responsibilities.