Theme Song: I'm An Alcoholic- Dent May & His Magnificent Ukelele
Maximillian Templewick is a naga morph. Starting from the tip of his head he has shaggy very light blonde hair. His skin is the color of cream with pink running in his cheeks and tip of his nose. His eyes are snake-like in that they have no whites, but are a pinkish brown, with only a slight color change indication where iris ends and pupil begins. Unlike his snakier brethren, his pupils are round as opposed to slitted. He also has peachy gold discoloration in a band across his face and blotches down his arms, back, and chest. He's somewhat built, but still carries some fat around the belly of his human half.
Being an albino, Templewick's eyes aren't the best and he typically wears thick glasses to correct his vision. He also has a tendency to stare and if he doesn't focus long enough, his left eye will fail to align with the other, giving him a lazy eye. It usually happens when he's tired or drunk, which is pretty much all the time.
From his waist down his body is that of a burmese python, thick, muscular, and powerful. His tail alone is about 27 feet long and will take up a good deal of space if he allows it to, but he's usually polite and tries to coil up as much as he can without crushing things.
He's good at crushing things.