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xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

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In this RP we make fun of cheesy supernatural High School RPs by writing a facetious version. No serious posts or characters will be accepted.

3,455 readers have visited xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx since Scumbag_Brain created it.

Introduction


Raven was so tired of her stopid school. Everyone was losers especially those ditzy cheerleaders who always made fun of her boots. I mean, she bought them at Hot Topic how could they be lame? Anyway she was sitting in the cafeteria looking really pale and depressed in the corner (though still really hot) when this crowd of guys came by. They were all pale and good looking but their leader was the palest and best looking of all of them. He almost looked like he had leukemia or something (except he still had really thick hair, you know the kind you want to run your hands through OMG <3!!!!!). Their eyes met and time slowed down. His crew looked even cooler now that time slowed down because they were all walking real slow. But Raven hardly noticed, since she was lost in this hot guy's sparkly eyes (not sparkly in a gay way but sparkly in a OMG I <3 <3 Your EYES way). Did he even see her? Did he notice her? Did he shop at Hot Topic too? So many questions were rushing through her mind.

"Who is that guy," she asked her friend Cindy, who was noticeably less attractive then her.

"Oh him," said Cindy putting down her cell phone for a second, "he's one of those types."

"What types?"

"You know, vampires. Geez, Raven, what did you miss the orientation."





Yeah it's pretty much gonna be like that.

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1) All writing must be awful.
2) All characters must be two dimensional.
3) All vampires must be sexy and brooding.
4) All werewolves must be dangerous and slightly hairy.

Taking place in...

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois.. our primary setting

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois there is this school for supernaturals. The government runs it or the Men in Black or something. Anyway there are lots of monsters there and only a few humans and most of them are posers.

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois..

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois.. by Scumbag_Brain

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois there is this school for supernaturals. The government runs it or the Men in Black or something. Anyway there are lots of monsters there and only a few humans and most of them are posers.

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God Jubilee hated French not only did the teacher smell like ass but she just didn't get the stoopid language. It always sound like someone had diareah of the mouth to her. She stood up and walked to the teacher, Parle vu fransay, Omelay doo fromage, Que say trovant lays toleits recited the teacher as she wrote the phrases on the chalkboard. "HEY YOU STINKY BITCH WHY DONT YOU JUST SPEAK AMERICAN AND SAVE US ALL SOME TROUBLE!!!!" Jubilee screamed at the woman. The woman jumped up and then went screaming out of the room, Jubilee smiled now she didn't have to listen to the stupid weird talkin bitch.

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The teacher looked to the door as the smelly ass French teacher ran, and stepped outside. He scowled at her classroom door, and shot it pieces with his gun and stepped in. "Vaht ees gooin on in dees clyass hyere?" He picked up the note and scowled at it, giving Jubiree teh stink eye. "Sirius... Принесите этой девушке к офису основных капиталов!"

"Да general!!" He stepped into the class, and froze seeing her again. He cocked his gun staring at her. "This bitch..."

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Stupid weird talkin teachers who the hell decided that it was okay to let these stupid non americans teach skool. Jubilee watched as the teacher gave her the stinky eye "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT MAN OR I'LL SNATCH THAT STINKY EYE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD YOU RASPUTIN ASS HOLE!!!" she shot a look at Sirius "AND YOU YOU SPARKLY GAYWAD VAMPIRE YOU THINK AN AK47 WITH 7.62 MILLIMETER BULLETS IS GONNA SCARE ME. YOU BETTER BACK OFF OR I'LL STICK THAT GUN WHERE THE SUN DONT SHINE!!" Jubilee walked up so the head of the gun was butted up against her chest.

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"Don't tempt me...." He snarled, a fang exposing as he poked her chest with the barrel of the gun. Eyes of anger pierced her's, as they had a little mexican stand off with a tumbleweed rolling past them.

"Get walkin!!" He poked her again not afraid of the girl.

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Jubilee raised an eyebrow "WTFAIG or Where the Fudge am I goin" she said but started walking but not without stomping her feet loudly as they went along. This stupid vampire and his equally stoopid wierd talking teacher was really pissing her off.

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"Oh yeah... You don't know how to speak the powerful language of Russian!!!" A war cry came from seemingly no where as the russian flag waved behind him in a patriotic fashion.

"You're going to the principals office..." He poked her chest again.

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The stoopid principal office as they stepped into the office the secretary swallowed becuase Sirius was standing there with a frickin gun. "W...w...whats the problem" she stuttered. "THIS STOOPID FRICKIN VAMPIRE AND HIS CRAZY ASS COMMUNIST TEACHER SENT ME TO THE OFFICE CAUSE I SCARED THE CRAP OUT OF MY FRENCH TEACHER WHAT THE HELL YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH!!!" Jubilee yelled at the secretary.

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Sirius smirked, and poked her back to make Jubilee go in further. "My work here is done..." He snickered and spun around then walked out of the office. "Stupid girl... 1 vamps, psycho bitches 0.."

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00ooC; GUIZ STIOUP IGNORuin meh ;((((((((

Kermit got up froum the luvch table like a jeep starting and walked thriu the halls like a ANGRIEE rino AGNERLERY stomping he ignored the suren yandere screams of the fanguirls and sliced there thoats with his lily oad shurikens becase thats wahts they get for loving a monster WHO COUL NEVEW BE LOOVED he stepped into the orfice he sceretary fell 5 him 3 byut he did;'t sloce her thoart becyuze he casred about hus educatuins he looked at jUbILeE moodely his plush abs shinying like a shny brught travic lyut.

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Some Bishonen pretty boy vampire kid was walking through the halls, trying to find Ken so he could kill him. FOR GREAT JUSTICE~!! Roses were flowing all over, girls and other pretty boys parading this one vampire's greatness. while Ken was just walking...

And it went something like this:

Step 1- http://6.p.s.mfcdn.net/store/manga/5049 ... 5_copy.jpg

Step 2- http://7.p.s.mfcdn.net/store/manga/5049 ... 6_copy.jpg

Step 3- http://4.p.s.mfcdn.net/store/manga/5049 ... 7_copy.jpg

Step 4- http://6.p.s.mfcdn.net/store/manga/5049 ... 8_copy.jpg

And that kid died.

Like, forever.

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#, as written by Bootsie
draco rnadomy join back in2 da roleplay, lookin allsexy like wiff his crowd of fangirls. who all hav huge boobies btw.

"Hay guys, whaddit I miss" he says mysteriousyl, caring, but not xaring.

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"Sup bro... I sent that stoopid psycho bitch to the principals office. You go make baybees with your boo?"

He quirked a brow, seeing his good friend rejoin the roleplay as his roleplayer sighed in relief.

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"Fuckin Ay thanks frogpire" said Jubilee as she walked out of the office the wierd puppet thing had just got her out of having to kick the pricipal in the nuts. She didn't have a problem with the frog well becuase he was made of felt and really couldn't turn anyone into a vampire. She went to her next class and decided to take a nap in the back of the room.

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And Just then, Ken FLASH-STEPPED into the area, and took Sirius' gun, snapping it in two, gritting his teeth, and eyes wide, angered for some reason.

"GUNS ARE FUCKING DANGEROUS!" he roared. "YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"

And to show off his manly manliness, he ate the gun and all its bullets, his powerful teeth grinding down the metal into dust. He then proceeded to give draco and sirius a couple punches in the face, before jumping through a window to fight a gang of tanned werewolves in denim short shorts.

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'no probkem' kermit said like a wolf who had the cristian bale batman voice and saluted jUBlee because she was a TROO AMERIACN and qalked out of the orfice. Suddebly. He saw. A guy. jump oyt of the WINOW OMG!!1!!1 MR.KEN GUY U SHALDENT DO THAT ULL GET CUT DIDN'T UR MOTHAR TECH U PROBER EDUCATTES?! and dose bullats will gave u a wicked bad tummay ache ANYWEYS kermit calmy eaked out if the door like a serin waterfell hooling at teh maon and was ready to fight deh bag bid WERREWOOFS 'WOOFS IE WULL DAFAET UUUUU!!!!1!11111' he seade like an angry pufferfush and ran at the woofs with the speed of the spaciel effakects of micheal bay and beagan punchinbg the woofs with his felt flippers atteched to inviseble strangs.

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Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois.. by Scumbag_Brain

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Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois..

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois.. by Scumbag_Brain

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois there is this school for supernaturals. The government runs it or the Men in Black or something. Anyway there are lots of monsters there and only a few humans and most of them are posers.

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois..

Somewhere in Ohio or maybe Illinois there is this school for supernaturals. The government runs it or the Men in Black or something. Anyway there are lots of monsters there and only a few humans and most of them are posers.

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Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

Shit.

Makoto is more than a match for Ken. D:

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

JayZeroSnake wrote:Deweds.

lewk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ1yid7sYY


Still a better love story than Twilight.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

JayZeroSnake wrote:THE BIGGEST?!

Link me to the sheet, it hasn't been accepted yet. D:


This RP doesn't require approval. :P

roleplay/xxxsupernatural-highschool-romancexxx/characters/makoto

HER POWER IS MAXIMUM.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

THE BIGGEST?!

Link me to the sheet, it hasn't been accepted yet. D:

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

I submitted a character. I endeavored to make her the biggest Mary Sue ever.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

Actually, scratch the fact I'm going to rejoin. I would like if someone adopted my character.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

I think I'm going to drop this role play. Someone else can take over my characters or well my only character.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

I agree, things should be random.... To a degree, but I would still like to be able to read and comprehend what the post says ^^' I have noticed that Sirius is the most.... Serious of the bunch. Teehee! ^.^ I so clevah! Never the less!! There is an intelligent way to do this.

*adjusts his monocle*

Indubitably *sips his whiskey, and forces a wry smile* Delicious.... x.x

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

Well it's a little more random than I initially intended but that's fine. I can not keep up with this frenetic pace, though, guys so please slow down a tad.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

I'm at a loss of what to do now, eveythings moving so fast

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

I hope I did a... erm, terrible enough job. XD

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

Hey, I wont be able to post for the next 10+ hours. I'm going to work, and I don't have a signal where I'm at, sorry if this is an inconvenience, ^^' I'll try and catch up when i get back.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

YESH PICHU

Join the villains: we're technically the good guyzzzzz. :D

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

I'll admit that I often join these types of RPs (they're a guilty pleasure, really), but I'm also a sucker for parody RPs like this. XD I'll submit a character soon.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

Phew. Gonna have to go to bed soon. This is a fun RP!

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

One thing I like about this RP is that my typos actually improve my post.

Re: [OOC] xxXSupernatural Highschool RomanceXxx

Very Good! Ken, Lucas, and Jubilee can be the Seigi Choujin (Justice Supermen), defenders of good writing, and such! The Zangyaku Choujin! (Violent Supermen), Asskickers to the extreme, ready to turn the vampires to pulp! DESTROYTWILIGHT