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miyumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **miyumi** on Mon Apr 24, 2006 3:51 pm

Nice lady: "Welcome to the RPA. We are here to help you. Let's start by going around in the circle and introducing ourselves with our names and why we are here."

Newbie: "Hello, my name is Oyuno Miyumi and I am addicted to roleplaying"

Everyone: "Hello Miyumi!"

digit_masperia · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **digit_masperia** on Mon Apr 24, 2006 4:49 pm

Everyone turns to the next in line.

Digit: "Hi...I'm Digit Masperia...an I am very....very...addicted to roleplay."

Everyone: "Hi Digit!"

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:22 pm

And then to the next:
My name is Mast... erm... Eric... and I'm uh, addicted to roleplay.

Everyone: Hi Eric!

digit_masperia · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **digit_masperia** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:25 pm

"So....uh...I guess we try to...get rid of our addiction? Or...we FUEL IT!"

*Jumps up and throws a chair, then jumps onto a computer and rams his nose to the screen, typing away mercilessly*

"MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

miyumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **miyumi** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:27 pm

Nice lady grabs him, and pulls him away from the blank computer, slapping his face. "There is nothing on that screen. Stop it!"

digit_masperia · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **digit_masperia** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:28 pm

*Rocks back and forth, sucking his thumb*

"Must rp...must...rp..."

@_@

Remæus · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **Remæus** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:31 pm

Suddenly, Eric bursts forth into LARP.
"I am Galstaff, Sorceror of Light!"

digit_masperia · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **digit_masperia** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:34 pm

*Grabs blank computer screen, smashes it over his head and sticks arms out to the side, yelling before being electrocuted.*

"I am Lord Canti-Sama!"

miyumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **miyumi** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:35 pm

Nice lady picks presses an intercom. "Please send two people up here, we have another 05, he's docile for now" Two burly men take him away to a room where there are white walls, a telephone, a bed, a tv, a radio, and access to a library catalogue and intercom. Cards and a cardtable were also available.

Meanwhile, back in the room with the circle of chairs, the nice lady smiles at the rest of the group. "Don't worry about Digit. He'll be fine, we have facilities for people such as him. In a few weeks, he will rejoin us. If any of you would like to send word to him, just give me a note and I will get it back to him and give you his reply." She then looks at the person sitting next to Eric. "I believe you were next?"

digit_masperia · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **digit_masperia** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:39 pm

@_@ *Is carried away, yelling and screamign is heard in the other room, and soon Digit returns, with an odd smile on his face, and he's wearing the burly man's white suit...covered in blood. He whistles and sits down on an empty chair, c=quite calmly*

miyumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **miyumi** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 2:43 pm

Nice Lady "..." takes out manuel, flips through it "..." looks some more, throws manuel across the room. mutters "useless piece of shit" then looks up at Digit with a calm smile on her face as though everything is perfectly natural. "I see you have joined us again Digit. I'm sure you will find this group helpful with your addiction." Turns back to the person next to mast- I mean, Eric. "Will you please introduce yourself, and tell us why you are here?"

miyumi · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **miyumi** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:42 pm

unnoticed due to being shy and quiet, Miyumi has been holding onto a remote, which controls the nice lady, keeping the remote under her giant gray sweater (yes Eric, THAT gray sweater)

digit_masperia · **Tips:** 0.00 INK by **digit_masperia** on Tue Apr 25, 2006 3:44 pm

Digit hears beeping...the beeping of a remote! eing in a state of thinking he's a robot, he jumps up and walks over to the Nice Lady, and starts to imitate everythign she does to the exactness of a professional mime

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