Snippet #1243826

Of course it would be today. No, no, it's alright. It just makes me a little mad that the day I decide to rob the port theres a FREAKING WAR!!!
Matt jumped through the crowd with cat-like speed and reflexes. He jumped around the crowd, ignoreing the rivers of blood, ignoreing the bloodcurtling screams that rang through the air. His only concern was getting out alive. Hundreds of people could see him now. A first during work. This sucked. This would have gone perfectly had this not happened. He'd be halfway to the next town by now, looking for a merchant. Matt's cloak wooshed behind him as he jumped in the air, literally hopping off of peoples head to escape. He jumped off one solders head and up the side of a building, stabbing his black dagger into the wood to help himself. He looked back down at the surely confused guard.
No, wait, that guard was dead now. Sucks for him. Er... sucked, rather.
Matt crouched on the roof, catching his breath. Was it worth it? He pulled a large bad of sparkling pearls out of his cloak.
Nope. But it was close.