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"Now to see who this Alucard fella is..." He takes aout a crystal ball, places it onto his table, and starts scrying Alucard.

Of course, he couldn't scry on him all day. So he took out his magic Tivo and started recording. Meanwhile, he decided to cast some spells, here and there.

As he was reading his grimoire, he found an interesting spell. He decided to try it. It's effect was to give the affected a drink that he or she really wanted. He cast the spell to anyone, then he detected the person it hit. The spell had hit Sir Pent.

Afterwards, he returned to his crystal ball. He suddenly realized that the Tivo hadn't been recording. He discovered that he forgot to plug it in. Upon plugging it in, he started recording the life of Alucard. And while the recording was happening, he decided to sleep.