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Lucia nodded, getting on her motorcycle- The love machine, as she called it, and hummed it to life, activating the duel radar on her disk, and zoomed off to find a target that signified 'the man' He found a rich looking businessman, and tried to act normal... witch WASN'T easy.

"Hey there! You look like you could bring a far out duel to the field." She said, pointing at him. "What say we go have some duelling fun, man?" She asked.

The business man looked at her in disgust. "Why should I waste my time on a simpleton like you?" HE asked.

Lucia sighed. She didn't like acting SExy, because it tottaly was what society wanted, those horney punks, and she slowly unbottened the top button of her shirt. "Sorry there man, I felt hot all of a sudden... but you won't duel me?"

"um...perhaps I can reconsider..."

"Great, follow me to a park." She winked, and led him to a nearby park.

As they were walking, a sudden chain burst from the ground, ensnaring the man's legs, with a needle injector at his thigh. Lucia herself kept walking, until a similar chain grabbed hers.

"Here's how it works, bro. We both have syringes to our legs, but they're different, man. In mine is a mixture of a suppresant, and a powerful amensiacc. Should I lose this duel, I won't remeber anything, and the suppresent will keep it like that. In other words, I'm yours." She winked as the man proscessed her words.

"You'res, however, has a combination of rat poision, various drugs, and Ryporox... you know, stuff the man uses to keep society down. You lose, this is injected into your leg. You probably won't last for a minute. Let's duel."

"I'll activate Valhalla, hall of the slain. Once per turn, if I don't have any monsters on the field, I can special summon any fairy type monster from my hand. What better way to start this with Happy Lover in attack mode? (ATK: 800) Tottaly Rightous, right? Neck, I'll summon Mokey Mokey in Attack Modey-Modey (ATK: 300) Then I'll throw down a couple of chill down's, and that's it."

"I'll summon Swords man of landstar in attack mode (1500) and I'll attack that mokey mokey."

:You're attack will not stand, man. I'll activate the trap carm human mave tactic. When a monster is destroyed, I can summon a level 2 or lower monster from my hand. and I think Mokey Mokey wants to play again."

LP: 2800

"IT's my move, and I'll summon Mokey Mokey number 3 in attack modey modey. YOu see, man, this is life? The big man takes the small men, and more rise up in rebellion. I'll activate my face down: Mokey- Mokey smackdown... now, where was I? Oh right, I was ordering happy lover to attack that Swordsman of Landstar."

"Huh? I knew it! You ARE HIGH" Landstar has more attack points. 1 card face down."

Happy Lover bit the dust by a counter attack (LP: 2100)

"Ah, you've gone and ruined all the love. That will not stand, brother."

The mokey mokey's were looking to where Happy Lover was, in shock. "Mokey? Mokey?... MOKEY-MOKEY!" They began to shout, and turned a dark red, fuming in anger.

"See? You've gone and angered them! When a fairy type monster attacks, Mokey Mokey's attack becomes 3000. Far out, right? Now, Mokey Mokey, attack that landstar."

"Negate attack!" The man called out, his trap activating.

"Allright, chill, then man keeping us down... oh well, thanks to human wave tactics, I can summon another happy lover!"

"Draw, and I'll attack that mokey mokey. That ends my turn."

(LP: 1900)

"Right, I'll use pot of greed, and draw two cards. I'll set three continous spell cards on the field, and Special summon Hamon, Lord of Striking Thunder!"

The three he placed dissapeared, and the sacred beast entered the field.

"Right, happy lover, attack that landstar! whoop... you've made mokey mokey mad, and he'll repay that Landstar... then it's my main man Hamon for the kill!"

HAmon gave out a war, and slammed the business man. (LP:0)

Lucia stepped free from her chains. "Tell the man downstairs I said what up, okay bro? Oh, and my injector? Nothing but water " She asked.

"What...WHAT! A sacred beast? I lose... no...no NOOOO!!!!!" THe man said as the injector pierced his legs. After Two Minutes of Loud, Blood Curling screams, he collapsed as enternal sleep washed over him.

Lucia gave a slight laugh, took the mans deck, and used the cards to make a circle around him. She then grabbed a match, and lit them on fiire, before walking away with a slight shrug, and got on her motor bike, dashing away.