Snippet #1663209

This princess girl was so serious. "I believe you to be a human, why do not believe me to be Demon? And I know no King of a…Candyland." Oh god, he felt he was going to die from laughing. What was with these people.. they had some problems, but god.. really? He was almost crying from the pain of laughing. They were.. so oblivious that it hurt to watch. Yep, they would die if left alone that was sure.

Well that was then. Her hair turned a stark white and her eyes changed to a deep red.. almost blood red, but both of those paled in comparison to the creepy black wings the came out of.. nowhere. Maybe.. she wasnt human, but what caused her to flip out? Did she find out who the king of candyland was...? “You steal children human?” Oh. If she wasnt as scary and creepy as she was, he would have laughed at how she thought he did that. "I will force you to return them one way or another. How DARE you bring harm to such precious beings!” That.. That didnt sound good.

He put his hands up and stepped back. "Whoa.. Hold up. Do I look like Angelina Jolee to you?" He asked.. well, that was not a good way to go about it. If she was what she said she was, and if she was this ignorant on human culture and even the most basic jokes.. Yea.. He should probably not make jokes until she puts the wings away. "No I dont steal children." He turned to see people start to gather at the sight. Oh.. that wasnt good. "It was a joke. Now put your wings down demon. We have to get out of here fast." He whispered hurriedly. If news got out that a freak monster demon princess thingy was wandering the city.. well.. he didnt want to find out what would happen.